My wife and I will be travelling abroad the next 18 months, and I am looking for a responsible person to care for her Ram 2500 in that time. Pic related is the truck.
Because of the lift, her truck will not fit in my garage alongside my car, so I figure it might as well be driven a bit in that time rather than getting baked by the summer sun sitting in the driveway. It just had an oil change done so all one lucky person has to do is keep diesel in it and enjoy. But it must be the right type of person since not everybody appreciates a truck like this.
Person I am looking for: >White male between the ages of 19 and 35 >Height between 5'5" and 5'9" >Low self esteem and not confident, but somehow incredibly cocky >Proper attire aka sleeveless shirts, cargo shorts, and Mossy Oak >Prefer non-smoker, but I'm a realist so dip is ok as long as you try not to spill your empty Gatorade bottle full of brow spit >Education- at least some high school, but less than an associate's degree >Must use phrases such as "I could care less" and "For all intensive purposes"
If you are patient behind the wheel, please do not apply. I am looking forward to hearing from you!
I want to stick my dick in that truck's tailpipe until it leaks coal on me.
Caleb Jenkins
If your wife is as big as the truck, I'll take her instead. I love big butts and I cannot lie.
William Williams
How much do you bench? When was the last time you squatted your max weight for 5 reps?
You may be the person I'm looking for!
Blake Miller
Curious question, but do you happen to be from Veeky Forums?
Ryan Rivera
Are you from Veeky Forums?
I bet I could find the perfect manlet for my wife's truck over there.
Jonathan Ortiz
I browse there once in a blue moon, i just found your name familiar.
I would offer to help, but i'm in the Portland, Oregon area and i know you don't want to ship the truck up here.
Austin Morales
I am willing to ship if you resemble the guy on the right
Ayden Baker
Nice pavement princess
Brandon Moore
I fit all of your descriptions OP, Hell I'd be overjoyed to take care of that beast for your wife while you're gone
Brandon Gonzalez
How much do you deadlift? How many reps?
Nathan Moore
not much, 5x5 100-175 lbs
Julian Nelson
>tfw to intelligent and tall to take care of bepis' truck Why live?
Juan Wilson
>100 - 175 jesus you're weak.
Gabriel Rivera
Thanks, I'm working on it. Hopefully I get stronger or I'll just off myself
Dominic Brown
Call me after a few more trips to the gym bro. You're not worthy to drive my wife's lifted Ram 2500 yet.
Jose Ross
I ber your wife has a tiny dick
Easton Myers
Of course!
Anybody else with a tiny dick willing to take care of my wife's truck?
Christopher Morales
I fit all the descriptors except I am a 115lb skeleton. I drive a Suburban as my daily and its transmission is starting to shit the bed so anything that can get me across town with a smile on my face is appreciated. Where is the truck located? Is this a serious offer or just a meme thread?
Julian Phillips
Idk man, you're a little too light. Hit the gym, get a couple tubs of whey protein and creatine and get back at me.
Jonathan Myers
can i take care of your wife instead?
Joshua Cox
>6'2" >24 y.o. >some college >good self esteem and confident >wear white t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers as my everyday outfit >no drugs at all, to include tobacco and alcohol >use phrases like "I couldn't care less," and "It's a dog eat dog world."
I'll just go on the trip with your wife and fuck her brains out. You can stay home.
Ethan Johnson
>My wife and I will be travelling abroad the next 18 months, and I am looking for a responsible person to care for her
Say no more fampai
Hunter Foster
You can have her.
But I still need a manlet for the truck since my name is on the title and dat fat bitch aint takin it.
>>White male between the ages of 19 and 35 >>Height between 5'5" and 5'9" >>Low self esteem and not confident, but somehow incredibly cocky >>Proper attire aka sleeveless shirts, cargo shorts, and Mossy Oak >>Prefer non-smoker, but I'm a realist so dip is ok as long as you try not to spill your empty Gatorade bottle full of brow spit >>Education- at least some high school, but less than an associate's degree >>Must use phrases such as "I could care less" and "For all intensive purposes"
Hudson Howard
I get that this truck looks like a mall crawler because of the ridiculous massive rims, but I'm so tired of the whole "lifted trucks are only for retards or people with small penises" meme.
It sounds the same as when people see a ferrari or something and bash it because they know they will never be able to afford it
Michael Torres
But it's true.
Real men don't drive mall crawlers.
Jacob Hernandez
>tfw is literally me Have you been spying on me?
Julian Evans
Mall crawlers no. But not all lifted trucks are mall crawlers
Benjamin Hill
die in your sleep
Jacob Ross
You have described my brother in law almost perfectly.
Luke Russell
Bruh, when you lift your truck to the same category as the stereo typical mall crawler. Then what else do you expect?
Michael Jenkins
>tfw 191cm Isn't that like 6'1 in burgermetres? Otherwise I'm your typical white BMW driver so I doubt I fit the bill eitherway
Adrian Flores
>Ram No thanks, the only diesel truck worth getting is the Titan XD cummins.
Dylan Gutierrez
Does he want to hold on to my wife's truck for a few months?
If you live in the suburbs and have a lift kit and low profile tires on your 3/4 ton pickup truck, you are a manlet and a tool.
>insecure yet cocky
Jeremiah Thompson
I am sure he would but he left the states a few years ago.
Adrian Kelly
Marines? Manlets love proving themselves in the Marines.
Leo Jones
This did actually make me laugh quite hard
Gavin Martinez
why don't you just let your wife's boyfriend drive it like he usually does?
Leo Jones
Cuz he's black
Jacob Cooper
>tfw these manlets took it seriously
Well so am I. But I don't want the rims to disappear.
