IS THAT V TEC

VALET DRIVER

ask me anything

what happens if someone gives you a car with a manual transmission

Where I work we have to take it down this straight road. I can normally get it up to 50mph without getting into too much trouble

Tell gross stories. Tell stories after you wish you ran owner with his own car.

You wouldn't believe the shit i find in people's cars.
Old milk, rotten fruits and vegetables.
The worst offender is this old fat man who comes in once a day and needs an electric wheelchair. He had the most oily and trash filled car. The concierge came out to help him clean his car and found a little field mouse in his car HOW DO YOU DO THAT

so i guess place you valet for is not very fancy?

If you can't drive manual you shouldn't be hired as a valet.

>The concierge came out to help him clean his car and found a little field mouse in his car HOW DO YOU DO THAT
Mice will squeeze into holes smaller than a quarter, and that could be air vents, dash panel pieces, anything. I keep my car spotless but live by a big field and if I leave it parked for more than a few days I can count on mice showing up, shit sucks.

The area I'm in is nearby retirement homes so lots of old people with welfare cars ya feel?
when I was hired I lied about knowing manual but I've reformed from normie ways
How do you eradicate them from your car?

Ever got your hands on DA SUPACARS?

Aston Martin, Ferrari, and RR are the big ones I tell casuals

Ive driven R8s to GTRs and P90 Teslas

THEY GO FAST

>manual
>normie
More like "poor"

Do you happen to work in western NC?

Took my car to the dealership and the faggot there, like 21 or so, couldn't drive my car so he had to page for this thick, country MILF to come drive it back to the garage. I hate that place so fucking much though.

>Aston Martin, Ferrari, and RR
which one of the three do you think is most worth their price?

My wife can't drive manual. But half her friends can.

One time we passed one on the road she said every time we pass one of her friends she feels what she can only describe as emasculated.

One of my friends wife is a retard. He's got a mazda 3, I've got a speed 3. I taught him how to drive manual when he went to go buy it a couple years ago, and I let him drive the speed when we were out one time. The whole time she bitches at him while he learns the bite point of mine (speeds clutch is way lighter and grabs super late). "Oh don't worry user, he can't even drive his own car". He does fine, yet she bitched like crazy and also REFUSES to learn herself with his car. Fucking hypocrisy, I hate women. Bitch about a thing for no reason and can't even do it themselves.

>"Oh don't worry user, he can't even drive his own car". He does fine, yet she bitched like crazy and also REFUSES to learn herself with his car.
Bravo to you for looking out for your friend. Fuck that whore.

nopeNone of them, I guess Ferrari but their mostly just status symbols of how much money you have
you just have to put a cunt in her place time to time. Its nearly impossible in western countries because of strict laws

OP you're a casino valet right?

Taxi driver here

Op isn't a fag

By keeping your car clean and not letting trash buildup. Vacuum weekly. Replace your cabin filter yearly and spray some disinfectant in the vents while on full blast.

What's the worst fucking car you've gotten into? I don't mean like an econobox, I mean like have you ever gotten into a rare, super expensive car that reeks of cigarettes and is full of butts, trash, and is in shit condition?

Ima valet at a local country club. In Nebraska. Driving mom vans to ferraris AMA.

How much do you tip a valet?

$5

Get a lot of 2 and 5 dollar tips. Milf with a hybrid tahoe gave me a $50. The members take care of us.

Where did you get that cute pic of my waifu?

/k/

Alright so I have a question. My girlfriend has really been pissing me off lately and I'm thinking about breaking up with her. We've been together for a few years and I know it would really hard for both of us but I'm just not feeling it anymore.

Also this other girl has started talking to me. She's like 10/10 and I don't know why she is talking to me. She's really cool and smart and I've always kind of had a thing for her as long as I've known her but I thought she hated me. She is single. I can't really tell if she's into me or not but she like gave me a CD out of nowhere today and then just sat next to me and talked to me for like a hour.
What should I do guys?

hello fellow valets

I work at a medium sized casino so I mostly deal with old people, smokers, and disgusting obese people's cars

That sucks man

I do private events and I generally don't have to do that most of the time, but the downside is that work is dead over the summer so I have to get another job and the money is rarely consistent.

This morning alone, I ran close to 10 miles, myself and four other guys parked maybe 80 cars, I was at the event at 0500, and walked out of there with $18 seven hours later. But, the good part is that I have a day off before any other events.

I drove a corvette ZR1, Nissan GTR, Ferrari California, Bentley Continental and countless range rovers this morning. Tips sucked because people didn't expect valet because we were set up at a business while they resurface their parking lot.

>This morning alone, I ran close to 10 miles
holy shit. On busy casino event days I've gotten close to about 4-5 miles but never 10. The most I've walked away with after an 8-hour shift was $85.

we mostly just get cars that are considered luxury to a low-income area (buick, mercury, lexus, occasional Mercedes, etc.)

A typical event is about 5 for me on the high end, depending on the venue. I've had three hour shifts where I make $120 plus in cash alone, other ones like today where we all bust ass and make dick. A good event, regardless of the hours is like $70 or better, bonus if they have catering and they feed us.

I'd say we drive the same cars, but mostly BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, stuff like that. But they're all kept in good condition for the most part. Even just FWD shitboxes are kept nice here, which I can appreciate. But I feel bad for our guys who work at hospitals and clinics who have awful and disgusting cars.

Which car/cars at the best at making women fawn over the driver?
Which cars make women want to take a ride with you the most?
Which cars make women approach you?
Which cars have the hottest bitches in them?

I NEEEEEEEED THIS INFORMATION and no confirmed dick magnets please