I was at this track day and I was telling this weaboo with a civic he needs a stroked k24 swap to beat corvettes.
The faggot then said that he is happy with hos fast it is and that he wan'ts to keep the car 1.6 liter NA so he can be competitive in his designated class.
Everybody knows car enthusiast strives to have the fastest car possible.
What a faggot.
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Yeah, whenever I see someone driving a new M5, I make sure to remind them that they're a faggot for not buying an Alfa instead because some professional driver did a marginally faster Nurburgring time in it
I mean why even consider the BMW if it's not as fast on a racetrack I'll never drive on in the hands of someone far more skilled than me? Only an idiot would do that
His car, his rules. A 1.6 DOHC vtec civic can kick ass in the track in case you dont know. Stop trying to impress everyone by telling them what to do with their cars.
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>he needs a stroked k24 swap to beat corvettes
a turbo b18 with 400hp is enough to beat vettes.
You should've Bertstared that clueless faggot. Then jumped in your car, and did a driveby Bertstare
>guy wants to be the fastest in his segment by improving racecraft/ skill
>better tell him he can be faster by just spending more money
Weak bait, faggot
Everybody knows bench racer/busrider strives to have the fastest car possible.
fixed.
op a fag as always.
is Veeky Forums actually THIS fucking retarded? do you all seriously not realize OP is being facetious? holy shit
OP was clearly being sarcastic you cretins
maybe a few years ago.
Now people are saying shit like that unironically.
OP could easily be Mrcummy without a trip.
Then again mrcummy is propably blacklisted form all tracks so he couldn't go even if he had money for it.
>obvious joke
>"BUT HE COULD BE SERIOUS U GUISE!!!!!"
He's joking, you idiot. he is making fun of you.
Joke aside, what the fuck with this color?
>hondafags
shoulda meme'd on him and told him to LS swap it
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I hate when faggots are like "I want to keep my car 1.6 liter because I want to race in a certain class"
Or those faggots that race old british cars that aren't even as fast as modern corollas.
To be a real car enthusiast you need a car with as much HP as possible.
I feel like when Classic european car owners go "It's fast for it's time and I'm happy with how it is" They are just making excuses for being chopped by a corvette or GTR on the high way.
Honda owners make similar excuses.
people who buy a BRZ/FRS are faggots because they don't buy a car solely based on magazine lap times. I mean who cares what the car is actually like to drive? The only thing that matters is who I can beat in a pretend race.
You know what I mean.. like you go to a track day and they have these slow old 4 cylinder datsuns and european race cars racing in "Historic under 2 litre class"
"Historic under 2 litre class" is just an excuse so their slow cars don't have to race corvettes and evos because they know they will get chopped.
Every car has to be fast.
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Yeah and for less money they could buy an old 240sx full of bog and broken 25 yr old plastics that is faster...
They think there is something good about them being new brand new and knowing for sure it's never been in an accident.
>MX-5 has a faster 0-60
BTFO'D TOYOBARU OWNERS
This, anyone who buys a new car instead of some previously crashed 25 year old used car with a beat up interior covered in stains is retarded
>fastest
>not best handling
>not loving that feeling you get from taking corners like a monster
>spending $18k+ on a sports car that's about as fast as a mini van
>announcers called the yellow Celica a Skyline multiple times