Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

I didn't. Do I know you or something?

>As juggernaut, punched the shit out of no less than 3 cultists (out of the 4 people he hit) and DC'd a bit after I'd bwoinked him 3 times. Fucking hell you could not have fucked up in a worse way. I've decided NOT to apply a "permaban and appeal" ban despite DCing during investigation because it's pretty clear the juggernaut was spaghetti-ing all over the place after he realised what he'd done, but jesus you hit all the wrong buttons here.
>expires 2017-03-18 21:06:37

Wanna make all of medbay lose their minds? Go Virologist and take one of their large beakers and watch them spazz at eachother

hmmm

Really? Which server are you playing on?
Maybe it's because I usually play at comfy to medium-pop, because usually they're pretty chill.

>practically first time I get to do anything as a cultist
>get to use cult code words over PDA, felt good
>attempt to try and summon nar nar in the bar under a table
>get lasered by some caphardsuit dude
>cult loses
I tried, but I think bar was a shit choice. It's just that nobody else was communicating (partly because no tomes anywhere)

>comfy to medium-pop
I want to go back to 2016

>5.x unit hyperzine
>overdose above 15

pretty cruel

This. Take 2 large beakers? Medbay is gonna be an episode of thunderdome

Just cult communicate everyone head to sw arrivals. You can sausage it for the win.

Not only punched, but punched them until he was sure they were dead. God bless you, vespasiangreg.

Could somebody give the round-end cultist list?

Not yet you don't.
meet me in dorms

Y

why do people have a hardon for this shitty mode
it's like revs but slower with stupid cthulhu shit for "flaveur"

[12:49:18]ADMINWARN: ADMIN LOG: vespasiangreg/(Vespasian Greg) is a relatively new player, may consider watching them. AGE = 5 First seen = 4

Is he ever coming back?

No, I and myself alone made the thread and that line is just poking fun at every single medbay autism argument in the thread
More like vespergiangreg heyyyy

So they can't hide their shame.

I missed it

Just play at late-ish hours for the US time-zones.

Please don't, we need our beakers for the mix!

People always gobble the shit out of pills at 10u fridge or not. 3 beakers of 16 pills fits in the collector and works out.. And the self serve cuts down on I stubbed my toe come hold my hand rings.

Is it possible to view admin notes? I want to see what saucy secret they have on me

Ask them, goyim

Nope. You can ahelp and ask for your notes in a 1hr expiration pastebin though. It's generally good practice to keep tabs on yourself cause they don't always have the best context which really ends up setting the tone when a trialmin sees it and immediately gets a gigantic boner

Was the cap, got blood boiled in telesci nest then chased you lot to the bar. Opened fire once I noticed the bar table had a rune under it.

I had so many doctors screaming for your demotion, couldn't you have just moved the fridge to the lobby for neatness sake?

It was neat though. Are all the pre-fridge era people gone or something?

Holy shit thats me

>people used blood boil
Nice

Something being shit once doesn't mean you need to make it shit now too

It was nice. Been having a nostalgic day

>Shit
Literally the only thing wrong with that is people overdosing themselves, at which point they can gobble the anti-tox, unless it's hyperzine.

Always laugh at hyperzine overdoses.

The only person who did overdose themselves was luka who was doing it on purpose as a haha me eat all floor pills joke.

The hyperzine OD is the exact same OD as everything else, hyperzine just metabolises a lot slower.

>kammerjunk is sarahjohnson
It all makes sense now

Hyperzine OD's at 15, bicard and spaceacillin 30. If you meant by damage sure.

First time writing the summon rune. I'm new to cult and got really nervous with all those cultists in the bar standing around doing nothing.

I'd like to gut someone of their internals while they watch. What's the best way to keep them alive until I yank the brain?

>kammerjunk's name is sarah
>sarahjohnson's ckey has sarah
woah...

By damage, yeah. It's all just 1 toxin damage
Maybe some day, someone will code a better OD system, but it is not this day

Oh, but wasn't there one that killed you or something?

I am Vespasian Greg, I am relatively new and like making cool designer drugs as chemist.
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I also fucking hate cultists

now for something 10 times more woah
>kavlax
>C:\users\karen

>see pill in bar named 'chaser'
>take it
>6u synaptizine
haha nice
designer drugs amirite

That wasn't it. That was just to stop you from tripping shit

There are a few reagents that handle ODs like pic related, yeah.

you realize 6u synaptizine causes death yeah

Synaptizine does 60 toxin damage per unit.

Try K2 sometime it gives nice feels

Well I almost died so that makes sense

>you will never marry karen

>prayermins have all the flags, even ban
>prayermins didn't have to go through a trial peroid
>prayermins are both connected to probe
>probe told sacred to apply
>probe and kernikov are arma shitters

Really makes you think

Kernikov is an old min

Who was deadminned for killing a player 4noraisin

Both of the new prayermin have already been admins in the past but had to step down due to irl things like school.

Hm, that's some interesting code there.
I think I've fucked around with enough javascript to get it a bit.

What does "if(..())" mean, though? Does it just correspond to "(var/mob/living/M)" being pulled from the "datum" line?

>interesting
That's one way to describe Dream Maker.
I think that's what it means, yeah, but I haven't really played much with that.

..() is the BYOND shorthand for "call the parent proc."

So if you've got a /mob/living/exampleproc(), a ..() inside it would call /mob/exampleproc().

if(..()) calls the parent proc and puts the value returned by it through the if() check.

Alright then, that's pretty strange.
If the github has everything listed on it, then I guess I can go hunting for bugs while I try to figure out the language more.

Thanks!

If it wasn't dealt with and you feel strongly enough about it that you wanna head to the forums, the banvalid request forum is always open. With the new (old) policy, you don't even have to be directly involved, so all the better.

heya Probe
the amount of deal that it was, is very small
lame pill though

>MoMMibot: Help: SCOTTYLAD69/(Hans Gooberdick): help i'm being vore stationed by this mech pls help

>MoMMibot: Help: Kernikov/(Jack Clark): Do I have to emote my breathing if I wear internals and RP having polio?

>why does this xenobiologist have grilles all over the place
>oh that's why

Actually it was for giving a greytider brainrot instead of a ban.

The problem is that it spread to everyone else.

Holy shit I really thought Dee was just a greytiding shitter so I didn't want to execute her. But she was the ling the whole fucking time. And to think I left the body in the execution chamber.

Antags waited so long to do anything that the crew were all demi-gods so they still didn't do anything

>be paramed
>detective yells, "HELP" in common
>check crew monitors to see dead det in toxins mixing
>everyone goes chasing there
>call out as he gets moved to aft starboard and then gets stripped
>look around the area later and find his stuff
>about 40 tiles away is his body in a locker
>check him for cloning, but he was linged, so take him to get a transplant
>MIF after surgery
One of the rare moments a linged corpse gets found and saved properly and it's MIF. It makes me feel bad everytime, like we weren't fast enough.

you guys put on the wrong head
the detective was complaining in dead chat
you left the head in a locker

I did a lap around the station and looked near where the antag spaced him, but I guess I didn't go far out enough. I walked in mid succ, should've never lost him in the first place, but I fucked up.

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Oh you're fucking kidding me
FUCKING HELL WHY DO I EVER PLAY PARAMED GODDAMNIT, I'M SORRY
REEEEEEEEE

Wait, did I leave the head in the locker that the ling was carrying around or was it the locker the paramed/someone else saved? Feels shitty either way.

...I think I might have confused them during surgery.
That explains why I was being spooked a lot.

i guess while he was in surgery someone put on the monkeyman head instead of the detective's?
paremed did nothing wrong unless he was the one doing the surgery

>be genetisticsists
>sit 2 hours on a chair clicking boxes
>finally got EBIN combination
>start mass producing it
>leave your lab
>I HAVE FINISHED FARMING
>give it out to everyone
>shuttle called in the next 10 minutes

Gotta get faster.

b-but that's powergayming

You're not gonna create an entire station of X-ray telekinetic hulks that way boyo.

you can use mutagen

>Feel like playing on station
>No traders

>Feel like being a trader
>Round has already started
OR
>Two other people were already traders

Fucking hell

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MoMMibot: Help: JewishCupboard/(Jermaine Basmanoff): I want someone to very quickly teach me atmos without making me read anything

>RP having polio

I'm glad that nigger is gone.

>juggernigger kills four(that's 2 2's) cultists
>logoffs when bwoinked
>lol only 1 day

Danes not even once

>prayermin slots all go to ex-admins
rip

what's my CKEY? My byond account name or something?

frislochec

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