Wanna mod your car

When you bought a brand new family sedan instead of a sportscar

and you don't even have a family

Top Gear has already proven that modifying a car is pointless.

only mexicans modify cars.

>topgear did it, so it's true.
Some mods do make a difference ya kike

they did it properly that episode. for all the time, money, and effort. the improvement was not justifiable.

Time spent doing something you enjoy is not time wasted.

it was a joke you autist.

you could just get a Caterham 7 kit or a motorcycle.

instead of ruining your DD

This is your brain on autism

they even got onto the LED meme

youtube.com/watch?v=PHZK5274C2k

Start selling overpriced weebshit stickers in osg
You gotta sacrifice a baby to the pedophile shadow government before they allow you to use osg though

i still have a bunch of OG wat stickers from 2014

>wanna mod your car
>have a lot of money
>have no car skill
>want to keep going to dealership to get those service records
>don't want to modify things the dealership won't touch

hundreds of engineers design a car and spend years and millions of dollars doing it.

some fuck on Veeky Forums with the JC Whitney catalog thinks he can do better.

>wanna mod your car
>have most of the money and free time
>2lazy

>it's a "capitalism worshipping sheep thinks products are already made the best they can be, and not with the cheapest parts by the cheapest labor for maximum profit" episode

>Big Auto overpaid a clusterfuck of people argue over how to put a car together
>that means it can't possibly fail
You can't possibly be this dumb.

Send money to help people who are rebuilding rx7s. Only 12 monthly payments of $4999.99.

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I can't decide what to do. Go trade in my car for an abarth 124 spider, keep my car and get turbo back exhaust/coilovers (also have nfi what to look for in coilovers), or keep car and buy a geo tracker to fuck around and do dumb shit in a different way in. Or keep car and spend money on nothing, being a bored faggot.

what car?

Abarht is shit

2011 speed3. I just wanna be low and tiny again. Idk if coilovers dropping it 2 inches or so is gonna get the effect I want.

>be poor
>it's okay because I ride a motorcycle that does 7.2 million miles to the gallon

>want to mod your car
>remember that is an automatic honda accord

IT'S TOO REAL - Stop pls

>wanna buy motorcycle
>craiglist faggots dont know how to price their shit

Keep for daily
Get miata for funs

>have a car with broken engine
>Have to wait a month or two to save some enough to fix
>Even longer wait depending on mechanic
I don't even want to fix it anymore

You can be poor and mod your car buy some gold reflective tape and shit it all over your airbox

>wanna drive a car
>have 0 money

>have money to mod car
>lose job over christmas
>nobody wants to hire you in current town because "too experienced" aka "too expensive"
>nobody wants to hire you in other towns because "relocation time"
>mfw I chose a shitty fucking career and lost my job just before I bought a full race set up for a dedicated Nationals years

>some kids with autism and a few thousand bucks build a turbo Civic
>it's faster than 90% of sports cars on the road
youtu.be/gjlA-P6Lj3Y?t=1m55s

I also love seeing a fucking Civic wagon tuned by the same autistic kids beat a built Camaro
youtube.com/watch?v=lwJbv5oBGrA

Thats easy, cams, shocks, ecu, turbo, exhaust, tires, wheels, ball joints, custom intake, port engine, balancing, forged pistons, forged rods, engine rebuild, oversized pistons, weight reduction, paint job, custom uphousltry

>wanna mod your car
>have 0 money

Get rid of your $120 monthly phone plan by switching to another carrier and have that carrier buy out your existing plan.

Stop spending that $80 per week on gasoline because your acquaintances keep on getting rides from you by stroking your ego.

>Amature complains about no money
>Hasn't adopted the tuner culture yet
Let me help you out, user. It's all in the budget
>$600 a week.
>$200 a week for Housing and utilities
>$40 for 2 weeks of gas on Tahoe
>$30 a week on food. Rice and Low cost protein/veggies will become part of your life.
>No sugar ever. It's expensive in so many different ways.
>Cut cost on phoneplan buy getting a $40 a month bullshit plan
>$40 on internet. Racing games aren't as good as actual car.
>$20 for impulse buy because that shit's going to happen.
$250 left for car mods a week.

Have money, but like my cars to looks stock and behave like such.

The pain of growing up is that you have to behave like one.

>The pain of growing up is that you have to behave like one.
You're already failing at life then.

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>wanna mod your car
>have no car

For what reason besides "hurr durr anime/Wojak poster" is that then?

Better than my problem. I have pic related and I don't know if I should upgrade or just save for a year and buy something good like a C5.

You just need a can-do attitude, good sir!

Geo fuckin tracker bro

>You have to be old and boring when you "grow up"
>For what reason besides "hurr durr anime/Wojak poster" is that then?
Don't strawman me, bitch. I've never met anyone wealthy who lived a boring life. These people have race cars, boats, arcade rooms, etc. I'm working on building my house above a 8 car garage. Just cause you're lame and begging to be geriatric doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

That is literally the worlds worst first world problem

C5s suck for daily driving, just upgrade now to something like a newer mustang.

Or dont listen to me, I dont even have a fucking car and daily this.

is that a grom?

Keep acting like a manchild then on the road.

speed holes

Nigga my phone bill is 25 cents a month because I live with my gf, talk with the family over skype and only have a phone in case shit.
And I spend a whopping 40 eurocuckmoney a month on gas because I only travel to work and back.

well the avantime end up being faster

Tfw I'm waiting till I find the dosh to get trans fluid, then I can finally put the engine in my build.