/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1043

It's Almost Here Edition

Previous: News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny is out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
>Everyone is having mass effect on Andromeda

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NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
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>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Fading for the time being.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to see something!
youtube.com/watch?v=AluTOOCVXVQ&t=8s

Friendly reminder /dag/ will stay alive, no matter what occurs.

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fuck leliana

desu those three would improve ME so much.

I would but necrophilia is a turn off

1st.

Be nice to her, user !

Does /dag/ care about me:a?

fuck you too

We've all pretty much agreed it's shit.

How come the make-up only looks good in certain light? sometimes it looks gorgeous but then you go to a sunny part of the hinterlands and it looks like you applied a drunken touch-up

Only for the memes.

>so full of hate

May the Maker turn His gaze on you, friend !

Ever been out clubbing user? That seems about right

> !
stop. fucking. doing. this

Ah~!! My female vaginal bussy is being filled with thicc reports!!

Fuck the Maker

Obligatory Love is Eternal post.

Stuff looks different in different lights.

This bit at the beginning there is notoriously unflattering though, everyone looks awful.

>Implying the maker doesn't already fuck you while you're sleeping.

Even photoshop can't make skeletor attractive

Fuck. Leliana.

>implying my vagina doesn't enjoy big Maker cock

I am sure a single kiss from her would change your mind.

I really don't understand what's so special about Leliana, she looks like a normal white girl, she doesn't have any special features to her.
i.e Cassandra has the scar, square jaw and arched eyebrows, Josephine has the lip thing going on, tan skin with light eyes and beauty marks, Vivenne has the.. well she's black w/ pronounced cheekbones and thicc lips
Leliana's just... regular

Boring people like boring characters

Girl next door look but with sexual techniques that would leave you weeping on the floor.

Also she's a redhead.

why do I love her so much . . .

>. . .
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

>sexual techniques that would leave you weeping on the floor
>literally had sex with one person ever
>spent like two years as a nun
ummmmm

No

Because you have shit taste

She's covered head to toe in armor, what do you mean 'girl next door' look
She doesn't even have freckles, therefor she is an inferior redhead

>>literally had sex with one person ever
So lesbian orgies at the chantry doesn't count?

>hates ellipses
>hates exclamation marks

what is wrong with you ?

>literally had sex with one person ever
When does she say that? And why would it be true when she is constantly lying to you anyway?

I don't know, user.

spaces DO NOT belong before ellipses and exclamation marks

they belong wherever I want them, user

!but ... user ; why ! ! not ?

you belong chained up in my bed

only if you're Leliana . . .

leliana is in my crawlspace

Nightmare fuel. Thanks fucker, now I have to go play Nier to burn that image from my mind

Daily reminder Leliana cult is the future of /dag/. Join it to make /dag/ great again.

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/dag/ was never great

>Being so insecure about your waifu choice that you make it a forced meme to like her
>It backfires

Wew, looks like Jaal isn't bi. There is no any audiofiles for Scott.
Shitshtorm and drama are coming. Bioware did it again.

>lelfags sabotaging the poll
>still barely ahead
utter cancer

>>>/meg/

There's at least 1 audio file of Scott saying I love you to Jaal. The romance tags also show he is definitely bi. The miners are having some trouble finding the rest, but that's not out of the ordinary since they're not always in order and some files are harder to get, especially since according to the datamining thread, the method of extraction is not especially reliable.

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>14 minutes ago

whats this mean?

/Lel/anons love everyone on /dag/. Even the anti-/Lel/anons.

Honestly, asunder, it's looking more and more like the Cullen situation. You've got both ladyinsanity and danaduchy saying it's unlikely at best. I'm not trying to be a downer, but it really could go either way at this point.

it's how we weed out the newfags

>/meg/ suddenly loves MEA

>suddenly
No they always have.

Will Morrigan break up with me if I marry Anora?

yep

I suppose you could be right. I'd be very confused at mlm getting one single romance though (the Reyes 'fling' not counting, of course). I'm romancing Vetra (or maybe Suvi if V doesn't pan out) so I won't be too wounded (three romances and 2 flings for wlw, it's a good year).

Well, fuck.

>all three female squad members are LIs
>two are bi + one lesbian crew member
>two of three male squad members are LIs
>both are straight
>only m/m option is a crew member
>maybe a fling with some guy on one of the planets
tb h this seems like something the ME team (Mac) would do

Have Alistar marry her

I never did it but it would be pretty anti-her if she did. It puts you in a position of power and it would be odd of her to deny you that.

She doesn't share. If you marry Anora she dumps you

I keep reading Anora as Areola...

Getting mixed signlas here. Google gave me 3 people now that said they married anora and Morrian took it really well and didn't break up.

*slaps*

what the fuck

Rude . . . !

Why are you so obsessed with gay shit if you're straight?

Propotions on the left look much better tbqhmf

Alistair is shit and I hate him. I would never let him marry Anora.

Asunderchan is a 40 year old fat guy who pretends to be a young girl semi attractive girl. Mental illness is an answer that comes to mind

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only one it really works for is Cole

Joking aside I genuinely don't get it.

DELET

>Anorexic Blackwall and Bull
>Varric's tiny baby legs

Not joking

asunder is an feminine presenting agender pansexual (I know this word isn't tr*ggering to you, asunderchan, but it's accurate) dominant male leaning feeder womyn

>Share
You don't marry Anora for the sexe

What I found is that she says "Things work themselves out" or something, because she planned to leave anyway but she is not mad. And you can still get the Witch Hunt ending where you leave with her. In which case it was hella pointless to marry Anora just to disappear forever so you may as well just not do it.

This is the most tumblr tier post I have ever seen on Veeky Forums

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I turn 41 in April!

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Yeah, this.

Can we talk about Dragon Age and not this cuck shit?

Thanks.

I feel bad for killing brother Genitivi now that I'm reading all his codec entries
and now that I know it wasn't necessary at all...

if someone said this to me unironically i would say "go fuck yourself" mid sentence to the freak. Tumblr shit stay in tumblr.

The best way to play is to kill anyone you can

Especially Liliana

Ratonhnhaké:ton

Strike her down, user, and she will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

I like DA:I Liliana. She needs to be hardened even more so she can lead the chantry properly

Sera is e v e r y w h e r e

I get it!

These posts were made by the same person !

Red Jenny knows