Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

If it isn't written in memes, it never happened.

This however is the truth.

HOPE is a human guild with rat fucktoys that won't put out and some of the only redeemable charr to have graced this general.
All FUN and Here charr are shitposters being trolled by shitposters.

>a herefag steals the thread OP from HOPE
Just like raids!

then why did they eliminate most of HOPE's charr?

check mate atheists

Male Charr are pure.

Fuck off newfag scum.

Rat clique runs this shit.

that guy only makes misleading comics

o i c, ty for the info user

>overused sarah comics are the new OC meme content
/pol/ did it way before you, btw

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>thinks vae would start a new thread

HOPE is so HOPElessly in love that they shitpost for here. Vae has an army of ironic and legitimate fanboy shitposters.

-t I should know, I'm one of the ironic fanboy shitposters :^)

>Fucking anet this game isnt GW1
>5 years into the game
The only autist that is in Here and bitches about GW2 not being like GW1 is ancora

>walk into lions arch
>see some awesome looking toons outside of the fractals portal
>these cool characters are from [here]
>ask them if I can join them for fractals
>they say if their buddy can't make it, they'll invite me
>then some HOPEcuck comes crawling out from underneath the bridge
>he looks like he only has one dye available, apparently missing the basic dyes you get for free
>his armor is all mixmatching that looks like vomit
>he walks up to these great looking toons from [here]
>starts making farting noises and begs them to let him join the group
>they say no
>5 minutes later some here shitposting happens in the thread
>do high tier fracs in 20 minutes for these cool [here] dudes
>they thank me for joining and I thank them for the best runs of my life

But why? Why are they attracted to his musky aura?

Incorrect.

One sniff of his arm pit and you'll know why. Or maybe a discarded piece of clothes will be easier to get.

Khubbo? more like Khuckedo

>C U C K ed out of a dragon waifu by HOPE
>resorts to shitposting against glorious HOPE

Didn't he turn into an asurafag pedo too?

yes, he is the pig asura he used to post here

>trying to get my dailies
>some fuck keeps targeting me in wvw
>he's from [here]
>call my HOPEbuddies to come and help me
>BUT NO ONE IS ONLINE

>>BUT NO ONE IS ONLINE

Not technically, it's still just after guild missions. It's just that they're all idle in game while they coordinate shitposting kek

HOPE trying to go on the offensive against Here, but Here's not even *****here****, they're too busy killing HOPElings in WvW to care about shitposting in a dead thread

>get invited to max 500 person guild
>150 people online
>get invited to another max 500 person guild called HOPE
>5 people online none repping

>tfw vae used to rek me in duels back in the day but was always nice about it

wtf is going on rn anons

[here]bull and FUNhun alliance

i'm about 2 get real angry

Go ahead and get angry?

HOPEbull here just did t4 fracs with the clique, shit was so cash

dont even bother replying FUN cucks I dont speak inferior middle eastern languages.

53% white

u better not reply to me ever again or im gonna get frick*n rude

Salam alaikum to you too my muslim brother.

alrights its okay i calmed down
i thought of a comfy kappasura eating a cheeseburger

Good job herebulls and FUNnies, we purged the thread from the cuckolds known as HOPE

Dont have to raid if you dont play the game

Hey so I played this a little when it first came out and haven't touched it since
Tell me /gw2g/, should I bother giving it another go? I remember it being pretty decent.
(Also I can't afford heart of thorns so that's out the window for now)
Pic kind of related

How many pugs did you have?

4

FUN-HERE shitposting alliance is the best thing that ever happened to the thread

some thigns are different but if you didn't like it before you wont really like it now.

It was less me not liking it and more just forgetting it existed when my hard-drive exploded.

>tfw you want to be a qt plant
but can't afford a TMK

1

Looks like what actually happened was that it was one HOPE shitter pugging and the people he pugged with where some unrelated guild.

Looks like you don't know what you are talking about FUN boy.

Go barb Miki or something and cry about Dros cucking Niuvi from you.

niuvi is a whore anyways, we were still erping when Dros "cucked" me, but it was actually Dros the one who was being cucked

Oh shit. How will drosera ever recover?

I want to hold Miki's hand during an authentic Canthan tea ceremony.

>cuck lol cucking!

this is precisely why i don't erp in gw2. you may whine and bitch all you want /gw2g/ but you're full of lewd erpers who are looking to fuck and uncontrolled NTR is extremely wrong. if you like NTR and your partner wants to do it then yeah but you're always going off about who cucked who and how you got x person's logs to confirm the cucking. you guys really are the worst, like in a gross and vile way, so please keep it toxic so that this game's erp is as ded as wvw. other games have significantly less backstabbing cuckers getting in the way of a great experience.

>other games have significantly less backstabbing cuckers getting in the way of a great experience

Are you sure about that? Or is it just that other games give you enough privacy to ERP with who you want without them being able to track you down?

>other games give you enough privacy to ERP with who you want without them being able to track you down?
the last thing i want is to be posted on here and turned into a meme, yeah. instead some Veeky Forums cucker could be on DN waiting to share logs and use them against me when i rp on my married chars. uncontrolled NTR is a problem in GW2 and FFXIV.

lmao it was actually khubbo

m8 I'm a whore, we both were ERPing around and with each other and with other people with each other

lol.... how new to ERP are you?

where did you get this NTR stuff? I only call him a cuck because he acts like one not because I get off to his furry face cringing as I play with his favorite femsura

that is still NTR. you're cucking.

now we know for sure that it has been khubbo behind massive amounts of the anti-HOPE shitposting. dumb fucker

Hey lets not go off topic here friends

What does Vae smell like?

technically Niuvi cucked him and I if you want to be autistic about it dummy, I have nothing to do with who she wants to ERP with

>getting mad over other people text fucking
wew lad

who cucked you lmfao

vae
t. raz

BUT YOU BROUGHT IT UP HERE TO ANTI KEK THE PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO KEK YOU, OOTHIER. she meant a lot to khubbo and to you so why anti cuck eachother? it cancels out into pure uncontrolled NTR. this is cuck math and Veeky Forums is always the variable.

it's like vae posting sheryth logs.

>I brought it up

like if your point is why reply to him, its because he's been posting about this for a year now, its pathetic and he needs help moving on

i guess so.

>gae stuck his barb in blueberry pie

>This thread RN

>tfw you're waiting on some ERP contacts to fall in love or grow attached to others so you can blackmail them with filthy logs
It's not like they didn't love it before.

>not having your own counter blackmail logs

>unrealistic fantasy
have fun with that

Post more drama about Oothier's former lovers.

That blind loli bdo stuff is boring to read.

theres not much to say, I kept most of them to myself or didnt really talk about it until way later, Niuvi was the last one I was open about with the thread

>tfw oothier sent you her girlcummies in the mail

HOPE member here I have some dank drama

I had a slice of cheesecake left in the fridge and my buddy ate it :(

So I ended up using the rest of his soy sauce in a fit of revenge.

Did he finish in you?

Yeah he totally tied my limbs to my bed posts, slapped a girly wig on my head, slipped cute panties on me, then pulled then aside to fuck me for the soy sauce prank.

His cum is still in me! Not gay though.

>Implying my roommate could beat me up

That's an oddly specific faggoty thing to say user.

This is kind of a silly question, but does anyone know what kind of ping I'd be looking at if I was playing in Iraq?

Connecting to EU servers? Who knows. Probably not as bad as Oceania people to NA

To NA......

who /comfy/ here?

Is this dead? Any website I can check for activity?

Test it yourself.

Is there a decent guide for how to efficiently go through hero points in the HoT maps to quickly unlock a full elite spec?

Dulfy has guides if you google it.
Videos showing you which ones are soloable and which ones you would need help with.

Wait, let me understand this. From what I can tell:

>there was some ERP drama
>Khubbo from FUN (EU) has an ERP partner, Niuvi
>Niuvi ERPs with Drosera from HOPE (NA)
>Khubbo is mad jelly
>Khubbo shitposting about HOPE
>false flags to start a shitpost war between HOPE (NA guild) and Here (former HOPE members + normies who probably don't even fucking know what Veeky Forums is)
>someone guesses that the shitposting wasn't Here, but that it was Khubbo, makes a reference to this ERP spat
>reference to ERP drama gets Khubbo to slip up, betraying that he is the one false flagging

This is the most active gw2g has been for a while... and it was about some fucking ERP drama.

Do we at least get some leeks? I mean, we had to put up with this ERP drama taking over the thread today.

you hit the nail on the head

>Do we at least get some leeks?
why? you gonna make some soup or sumthin'?

cringe

hi everyone where's the best place to farm up unbound magic?