Change my oil? why would i need to do that?

>change my oil? why would i need to do that?

>hey do you know how to change a tire

The machines you had were different from what im used to!

>you're saying you don't need to pay for filling up your tires with air at a gas station?

>change my diff fluid? why would I do that? it's sealed from the factory and opening a sealed system will just cause more harm

>if it ain't broken, I ain't fixin' it

>my dad has this exact mentality when it comes to his Xterra
>basically only does the oil changes and such
>been driving it 16 fucking years and just 5 months ago changed the original sparkplugs because one blew
>at the same time he has 250k miles on it and it drives fine
>apparently he did the same thing with an old Nissan pickup from the 80's he had 700k miles on
>no not 70, 700

>change the oil? I just put in gas

>people change their oil every 3k miles
>never bother to change the coolant

>pop the hood
>"car trouble, user?"

>tires filled with nitrogen from the factory.
>keep going back to the dealer to fill them.