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Elder Thread >Official news
elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/16/the-eso-morrowind-travel-series
elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/16/eso-live-march-17--300pm-edt
elderscrollsonline.com/en-gb/news/post/2017/03/15/battlegrounds-feature-1--ald-carac

>Latest ESO Live
twitch DOT tv/videos/129317468

>Latest patch notes:
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/categories/patch-notes
forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/321427/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-7-6#latest

>Builds and Guides
docs.google.com/document/d/1WsLK2mOCvIePLUxW_X7CPa7uT072x3FJEzY7yyN1hXA/edit [New Player's Guiide]
pastebin.com/Y9vRAcwm (embed) (embed) - Alcast/Deltia Guides

>Online lore, map and general info
imperial-library.info/
esomap.uesp.net/
uesp.net/wiki/Online:Online
elderscrollsonline.wiki.fextralife.com

>PC graphics settings
imgur.com/a/2S4Jn

>UI addons for PC
esoui.com/addons.php
minion.mmoui.com/

>Assorted links
eso-rp.com
esoacademy.com/
eso-fashion.com/
eso-styles.faerylands.eu/
tamrieltradecentre.com/

>Sales and deals
dlgamer.us/download-the_elder_scrolls_online-pc_games-p-19435.html (authorized reseller)
isthereanydeal.com

>/tesog/ Guilds
[PC NA] mail (not whisper) @Foskl or @the_kyrox for invite
[PC EU] mail (not whisper) @Hatebr33d3r for invite
[PS4 NA and EU] message PSN: kibukj for invite
[XB1 NA] message GT: Arick556x45 for invite

>Platform poll:
strawpoll.me/10281492

>Discord:
discord.gg/ffn6JqN

>Is this game worth playing?
yes

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youtube.com/watch?v=5e0s91RmkAA
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2nd for Benus

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Are the contents of treasure map chests affected by your class/equipment? I've been unlocking treasure chests on my magdk, trying to get dragonguard items for my dk tank, and I've been getting mostly stendarr's and fjord items. I opened a few on my dk tank, and I've been getting mostly dragonguard armor (no weapons yet).

HE'S BACK!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=5e0s91RmkAA

Yagrum video still the best.

I feel old for knowing the source

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Evey time someone posts a guar or talks about how cute the little shits are I kill 10 of them

Also what the fuck is this captcha

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>what the fuck is this captcha
We just don't know

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Every time you kill 10 of them, 20 pop up. Why? We just don't know.

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10/10

fuck build "diversity"
too many DPS faggots queuing as tank/healer while being made of paper/not having any healing spell
the activity finder should check your equipment and your spells, a faggot without heavy armor and a shield shouldn't be a tank

>the activity finder should check your equipment and your spells

Anybody seen any niggers around here?

No I play EP

nigger

>cast 2 shields
>+40k hp
>better tank than guy with heavy armor and sword and shield

No, I don't play PvP.

the armored guy can cast a shield too, doesn't have to spam them to stay alive so he can do something useful like taunting/applying debuffs, has resistances on top of that and isn't totally useless once he runs out of ressources

you have to be massively overleveled with great equipment to make it work, which is not the case of 99% of the people doing

>attacking fort in pvp
>our 4th attempt at the same strategy of attacking the front gate with ballistas
>getting used to EP's spam so I don't mind that everyone is just right clicking
>one person is using the ballista to shoot defends on the wall but it can't aim high enough
>he keeps trying anyways
>small group of outnumbered defenders come out of the fort
>fucking run
>entire attack dissolves
>many of my comrades die after facerolling their keyboard to no avail
>the smart ones were already running
>manage to escape along with a few others
>we get ready to try the same attack

What if i want to play ffxiv instead?

>At brindle trying to take it from AD
> We've taken ash and roe from them pretty easily, AD is basically fodder, squishy af
> The shittiest siege is about to take place at alessia, we outnumber the AD
>Siege takes so long they get a sea of reinforcements
>Retarded players faceroll into the zerg, smart players run/spread out
>we kept trying this until we got pushed back to ash.

Why does it seem that everyone laughs at AD and most cool kids are in DC? I don't like DC. Their races suck and both eagle and dragon are better heraldry than lion.

So when you're shopping guild stores for shit, where are your hot spots for good selection?

It seems like there's 2 trade hubs worth going to in each alliance.

Rawl and Elden Root for AD
Daggerfall and Wayrest for DC
Mournhold and ? for EP? I can't figure out which is supposed to be the other good locale for EP zones, it's certainly not windhelm even though you'd think windhelm would be a good spot considering how close the stores are to the waypoint.

AD are cucks lmao
be a good goy and buy the any race, any alliance pack for maximum shekels

then you go to their general?

I typically go for Rawl and Mournhold in deshaan. These spots always have what i'm looking for.

but why are they cucks?!
I don't want to spend good goy points ;_;

>their races suck

when searching for furniture recipes I find that I need to go more places... and it just seems like there's 2 per alliance except EP only has 1.

>AD
>aldmeri dominion
>altmers

nobody likes those cunts

no

any alliance is fine unless you're PVP focused.

Elves are not to be trusted.

But I love them. Altmer are unironically master race, even if they can be annoying at times.
>orcs
>Redguards (most acceptable of the 3, but still bland black humans)
>fucking BRETONS with their puffy faces and butt ugly women

u r a cuck lmao

>bretons have butt ugly women

Bretons are tied (with Imperials) for second best looking women in the game, behind Bosmer.

Bosmer > Breton = Imperial > Nord > Altmer >> Dunmer > Redguard >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Orc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Khajiit > Argonian

on second thoughts, well at least they don't have Bosmer

AD doesn't know how to play the game

lmao she looks like a fucking potato
IMO Dunmer (sexiest bitches) > Altmer=Bosmer > all the rest

how can a whole alliance not know how to play the game? I don't think this generalisation is correct. Maybe if you were talking about major ad zergs are whatever, but otherwise there is no one thing that links all people in AD (besides obviously their alliance)

Most altmer women are pretty bad actually. Estre and Andewen are the NPC's that stood out for me as being exceptions and Valaste is .. okay.

Naryu is about as good as it gets for Dunmer and even she's a bit rough looking.

t. knife ear lover

you must be new here

When will be this game in spanish?

Never, I hope. We don't need gonzales queuing as dps wearing heavy armor and bow spamming jajajaja.

You can always start a thread on /v/. I've heard they're the polar opposite to ESO; ffxiv threads there are pretty decent while everything on Veeky Forums is shit.

I have a mag and Stam of every class completely max level and at least centurion rank on all of them and they're all AD. I have more CP than you do quests completed bb. :^)

>Meanwhile...

time = skill >;^D

What do you think about separated servers?
Spanish speakers + losophones can get along.

Im a healer. Cp 370. What can i do to get to max CP quickly? Dungeons arent cutting it and People only ever want to do a couole runs of Skyreach and then leave.

That's implying this game takes skill.

Can't wait for Morrowind

does sheogorath look like him on purpose now

hey, morrowind respected a lot about daggerfall's story and in many ways is a direct sequel. despite the fact it's a literal sequel.

XP drink and training gear. Go to jews bane and do loops in no shira citadel. No one ever goes there.

Or compete with other people on the over farmed grinding spots. Or the sewers.

What the fuck is jews bane and no shira citadel? Doesnt help when u change the names senpai

What order should the DLC's be done in or do none of them occur after the main plot? IE how tribunal happened after you finished morrowind.

Technically they all happen after the main plot, but only really IC acknowledges it very much. Orsinium has a half-built Dolmen where some worm cultists labor to bring "him" back, but that's just a world boss, not some grand quest. DB and TG just kinda ignore it aside from Raz greeting AD players as if they'd finished the AD storyline.

I'm not new to ESO, nor this general, nor PvP. I'm just not part of any retarded cliques of players. You can't say everyone who plays in an alliance is X, because it's simply stupid.
>tfw part of an alliance nobody respects

Google no shira citadel. It's in hews bane. Thieves guild dlc.

So its like normal TES DLC where its just a self contained adventure and will occasionally reference the main plot if you did it? I was hoping I wouldn't be sequence breaking if I did orsinium after stonefalls since I wasn't feeling the whole pact thing

More or less, yeah. No real sequence breaking.

it's a crime this chick wasn't in more of the game

Still rough looking. Dunmer women are in need of cosmetics.

I love how the day after most games go f2p they get flooded with BR's but since TESO still has an initial pricewall it's filtered out the BR's.

I don't know, I just wanted to make that picture

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2h tank y/n?

N

k

>get bored and open the character creator
>make a really good elderly breton monk on accident and want to keep him
>in the time it takes me to come up with a name, the game times out and deletes the character
>want to die

someone please post a relevant image

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yeah that feels about right

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created him again but even better. sure do wish there were running animations for fat characters because it's going to be weird seeing him sprint

Pretty comfy video, I must say.

>tfw redownloading the game right now
i hope its good (still) but i'm gonna remake my character, want to level together?

i'm too hesitant to share igns in the thread. i'm sorry user

How about a code word instead, to be said in zone? Something innocuous.

How about, *pulls tail*

lol wtf can they do with your name that they can't do with some random player's name

maybe I should finally make a healer and come with you guys

i dunno and i don't want to find out

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you don't even know what you're afraid of...

you realize there's a tesog guild

i get sad looking at the crown store because i'll never ever make a purchase from it

no moneys

The worst thing anyone could do is outing you visit Veeky Forums but whoever outed it would have to admit the same. Being here is basically signing up on a mutual assured destruction scenario.

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youtu.be/F7zsfoZ5Fgk

is this happening or not

is what happening?

T H I S

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the wheels are already in motion

hey how much do you weigh?