Bit of fun

Stalin, /П/

>tripfag

how immoral

James clavell /jp/
Fucking weaboo

He would also be in /wsr/ making requests like:
>Can you wipe out my ex friend from this photo, плccc?

Based Pericles probably Veeky Forumsafter he realized what a shit hole /pol/ is

Not Veeky Forums? Guy had a huge book collection and comandeered the development of Soviet literature, also edited or made "suggestions" to Soviet authors.

i can't help but feel hitler would have been an elliotposter on /r9k/

or a frogposter

or a "lol u r going to werk wagecucks" poster from his phone while shivering in a doorway

occasionally he'd post on /ic/, get butthurt at the critiques and accuse them of being degenerates and jews.

i also think churchill would be a Veeky Forums poster. however he would start out thoughtful and accommodating, but as the evening would wear on, he'd become more obnoxious and start to shitpost.

having a massive, ego, he would be a tripfag, and as he became drunk at the end of the evening,. he'd forget to turn this off when he samefagged or shitposted.

he would be the laughing stock of Veeky Forums with numerous posts of 'wi1nston pls leave' following his every post.

I think this sums up a 21st century Hitler poster rather nicely.

Rather more difficult one: which boards would Hitlers spiritual forefather, Napoleon Bonapart, go on?

I want to say Veeky Forums would be one if only because he liked his food but what else, /an/? If only to shitpost about his horse being amazing?

he would be /gsg/ or /twg/ cancer, posting his groBfranciums blobs and being a think skinned know it all faggot.

then he'd whine on /adv/ about why his wife doesn't love or even respect him but then proceed to ignore all of the advice.

i also feel he'd be a regular on the italian and french generals on /int/, stopping only to post troll maps to bait anglos into pointless arguments for lols.

I can see Diogenes being the most flagrant shitposter on /b/ and /r9k/

Not even best /u/

Diogenes would go on every board to shitpost, he'd only go on /b/ to start raiding threads so he could shitpost en mass.

Veeky Forums, most definitely. Business was a side deal.

/asp/

>pol pot
>on Veeky Forums
>not melting his computer down to make plows

Cmon the guy had a bunch of real good fighter jets taken from the royal cambodian army and he just scrapped em

/pol/ack detected

Pretty obvious where Plato would head to.

>Diogenes
>having a computer

Yeah he'd be a member of the alt-right, only problem is the alt right can't exist without him as a predecessor.

Why not /mu/ then? He supposedly had a good singing voice and was a fan of musicals.

[s4s]?

I bet on Veeky Forums, actually.
questia.com/library/journal/1G1-425799116/napoleon-and-mathematics-a-case-study-of-the-interplay

browses /c/ all day

Why? Because she's a woman?

> Not /u/ for the purist form of love

He'd go into the local library to browse porn at max volume on their old desktops and then take a shit on the floor .

Adolf Hitler
/ic/

Constantine the Great

Tumblr

/mlp/

I was about to suggest /tv/ considering Stalin loved movies and apparently had good taste. But that only means he would've hated /tv/.

Stalin and pic related would almost certainly go to /tv/ to bane post.

>Khrushchev reports in his memoirs that Stalin was fond of American cowboy movies.[360] He would often sleep until evening in his dacha, and after waking up summon high-ranking Soviet politicians to watch foreign movies with him in the Kremlin movie theater.[360] The movies, being in foreign languages, were given a running translation by Ivan Bolshakov, people's commissar of cinema.[360] The translations were hilarious for the audience as Bolshakov spoke very basic English.[361] His favourite films were westerns and Charlie Chaplin silent film episodes. He banned any hint of nudity. When Ivan showed a film with a naked woman, Stalin shouted, "Are you making a brothel here, Bolshakov?" After a movie had ended, Stalin often invited the audience for dinner, even though the clock was usually past midnight.[360] In the aftermath of the war, he took control over all of Joseph Goebbels' films.

No he wouldn't

He was an ascetic, he'd be against the use of pornography and technology

lol

>he took control over all of Joseph Goebbels' films.
Jesus christ

>He was an ascetic, he'd be against the use of pornography and technology
He was fond of public masturbation, I doubt he'd be against porn

THAT NEVER HAPPENED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Stalin's ghost is shitposting on /tv/ RIGHT NOW

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>tfw you misclick and get directed to /mlp/

possibly /sp/

/b/

>not /gif/ so he could post webms or him showing off his schlong to girls on omegle

>or a "lol u r going to werk wagecucks" poster from his phone while shivering in a doorway

Hitler had his military discipline the "work-shy" among the German people...

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He was a tenor IIRC.

/mlp/

/b/

/soc/