Mass Effect General - /meg/

She's not.
ign.com/wikis/mass-effect-andromeda/Sex_and_Romance

THIS WHOLE FUCKING THING IS GONE TO SHIT
TIME TO MOVE ON, ALL OF YOU WORTHLESS BIODRONES
BEGIN~ BEGIN AGAIN TONIGHT~
youtube.com/watch?v=NCkwAgTcDBw

Mass Effect: Andromeda a shit!

Replace Gil with Sara pls.

Yup.

Ah yes. I'm really mad this time :)

nth for WHERE THE HELL IS VETRA'S ROMANCE SCENE DAMMIT?

She sounded top-tier in her loyalty mission, the first romance conversation we saw, and her leaked romance audio. Her being a qt is set to be the only redeemable thing about this game's writing.

>that fucking lego image

that made me ill

Vidya men you'd fuck into [fade to black]

>fully accepted days ago that no salarian bf

honestly this back and forth on all the LIs is fucking great

>ign.com/wikis/mass-effect-andromeda/Sex_and_Romance
>Liam is unconfirmed for straight now

> patiently waited for a new ME game for years
> tfw Andromeda turned out to be shit

>Liam
>cross
Trustworthy!

i'm going to enjoy it for the most part and get annoyed at a good deal of shit but it will probably be ok enough anyway and no one can stop me!

wat seriously? but he flat out rejects Scott if he flirts

Hahaha. Yeah

Why, user?
You don't want to play Legos with Sara?

ME: Andromeda= being a gay is suffering edition

>gay sex scenes are fade to black
>not even a single ass to be seen
>can't romance jaal
>gil's romance ends WITH GETTING A FUCKING BABY IN THE VERY FIRST GAME

deep breath-

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want default femryder, can I change it mid-game?

This.
>already decided I'm going with Scott/Vetra and Sara/Jaal so romance drama affects me none regardless of the outcome

>that spoiler

w-what?

If there's no cross it's confirmed at least. I don't trust the cross info. I think datamine was accurate.

Don't think so.
Restart user, do it for her.

>tfw berserk 2016 dub out in 6 hours

thanks for animeposting friend. I have soemthing to do now while waiting for andromeda

AND WE ARE NEVER GOING TO BE FROM THIS SHITHOLE

10 YEARS OF MY LIFE WASTED ON TALKING AND PLAYING THIS FRANCHISE, I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING BUT ANGER DUE THIS FUCKING FRANCHISE, WHY DID EA BUY BIOWARE? WHY DIDN'T WE JUST GET A COMFY SERIES MANAGED BY MICROSOFT OR WHY THE HELL DIDN'T IT END WITH A CLIFFHANGER WITH ME1? WHY DID EA GIVE AN TRIPLE A BUDGET TO A STUDIO THAT WORKS WITH MOBILE GAMES AND SECONDARY TASKS? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

At least Reyes looks cute.

>This is actually a 'Rent' or 'Deep, Deep Sale' on PC. The game has enough issues that right now there is no way I feel comfortable telling people to run out and get it. Because sure it can offer 60 hours, but I can flick my nuts for 60 hours, but it doesn't mean I want to.

> read rumors that Quarians, Hanar, and Drell would be in ME:A
> watched video confirming you won't find a single Quarian or Drell
> ywn get to watch a Blasto movie set in Andromeda
> Ryder will never get his/her own Quarian waifu

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Someone needs to make one of that subtitled Hitler videos about this.

why would you greentext a spoiler
are you retarded

I am mad. Like I wouldn't mind the shitty fade to black if Cora didn't get actual porn. But no, she does and I'm livid

youtube.com/watch?v=HlTZTNqlWg4

>Sara continues to be autistic in her coma state "But..it's dad" "But dad said..."
>Scott continues to be a snarky but lovable jerkass "Guess i'll take your word for it [Being Fine], I can't feel anything though"

Reminder that Bioware is actually todd howard

So did they provide a butt bonanza for anyone else, or is that Cora exclusive? Even PB maybe?

have you even played the game dude? for all you know you might like it

>Ryder will never get his/her own Quarian waifu

Thank god, those suitrats may never defile this galaxy

>not figuring out this was happening after DA2
dumb struggler

>gil's romance ends WITH GETTING A FUCKING BABY IN THE VERY FIRST GAME

But you can decline if you want.

Already deleted it.

At least Todd had the decency to not fuck over a player demographic

The Gil baby thing sounds monstrous

>be born
>your biological mother arbitrarily gives you up to her gay brother and his boyfriend
>you spend the rest of your life wondering why you were the unlucky one with fag adoptive parents while your sibling gets to have a heteronormative family

Gays think this is progressive and moral

Don't worry, user. We at Bioware Montreal understand and are working feverishly on updates to fix this. Stay tuned for our Quarian DLC where Tali freezes herself and is a new romance option. Also included are two more Peebee sex scenes.

He did, he fucked over people who wanted to play RPGs.

So they killed Kotor with swtor, they killed DA with DA:I and now they've killed ME with ME:A. Are there any more GOAT ip's they can kill?

Command and Conquer

>WITH GETTING A FUCKING BABY IN THE VERY FIRST GAME

That sounds like next-level autism, holy shit.

da was never a good series tho

>>your biological mother arbitrarily gives you up to her gay brother and his boyfriend
oh god what

No, we don't. Tumblrina landwhale SJWs do not represent us.

reddit.com/r/Games/comments/60f36t/mass_effect_andromeda_review_thread/

Buddy, they killed DA with ME2-esque simplified combat and linearity in DA2.

> WITH GETTING A FUCKING BABY IN THE VERY FIRST GAME

Ryder isn't going to be the protagonist of any new ME games ((if there are any)), devs said they'd do sequels DA style where at best you'd get a cameo from the old protag.

that's not the point user

thats the most rushed cliche ending to a relationship in any media that ever existed

what the fuck are they gonna do with a goddamn baby it makes no fucking sense it's fucking asinine and I hate bioware I hate the writers I hate the animators I hate this shitty stupid fucking game and I hate that they had 5 years to perfect this shitshow and they fucked it up just like they fuck up everything as usual and goddamn it user i am maaaaaaaaad

TIME TO RIOT

I THINK EA IS DUE FOR A FUCKING 3RD WORST COMPANY IN THE AMERICA AWARD

Bioware Edmonton is working on a new IP.

It's a mess and it will end with her keeping it anyway. How are Gil and Ryder going to look after it with their careers and being stationed on the Tempest?

>Because sure it can offer 60 hours, but I can flick my nuts for 60 hours, but it doesn't mean I want to

> gil's romance ends WITH GETTING A FUCKING BABY IN THE VERY FIRST GAME

You're trolling, right? Tell me that's not true.

Because if it is true, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID SHEPARD NEVER GOT TO ADOPT A KROGAN WITH GARRUS OR TALI?! WHY DID LIARA NEVER GOT TO HAVE HER BLUE KIDS IF YOU DATED HER INSTEAD?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone remind me again why a male/female version of Alec (Alex) wasn't the protagonist and instead a couple of downie kiddies?

sorry Sara, but my patience has its limits

They give live birth, they should be mammalian and should have breasts

Here's PB's scene, pretty tame all things considered.
>youtube.com/watch?v=SmCdB9hGYUs&feature=youtu.be

>Hey user. Do you know what I think you should do? Go to Montreal and burn it. A lot of fire. And those meanie poopyheads dancing in it. In the fire. Burning.

for Montreal to shit on

Because Mass Effect isn't the sims, and retards were left in charge of Androm

are they gonna do a DA thing where there's a new protagonist every game? thats interesting.

would you happen to have the source?

>tame
thank the goddess!!

That's not her full scene, we saw in the trailer that she had one with her and Ryder in bed.

Gil went from being a possibly cool gay romance and Bioware doing something great to being just plain bad within two hours. He still seems like a cool guy but

Fuck Bioware

That's not her big romance scene though. The trailer showed them in bed, this just seems like the fling option.

so you could write shitty dialog between sara and suvi acting like tweens

they imagine this to be the dream of most homosexual men to have a kid, when anyone who knows any gays that age knows they prefer a swinging lifestyle.

That review was solid gold

MEA > ME3 > ME1 > ME2

source?

>that ryder
ewwwwwww

DA:O
91
>DA2
82
>DAI
89
>ME
89
>ME2
94
>ME3
89
>MEA
73

Mass Effect is over

> Fans going nuclear over scores
> Gays going nuclear about fade to black shit

Am I the only one who saw this shit coming? It was obviously going to get scores around the 7 mark, why be surprised at this outcome? Also of course the fucking homo scenes aren't going to be as explicit as the straight ones, I don't think any game has gone that far with gay romances.

Why does this game make everyone lose their minds over shit like this?

> suitrats

Please kys

so.... how many of you will be romancing cora now?
also EA converts bioware montreal into a sfm studio when?

Yeah lets do it

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten the trailer. Well fuck Bioware if everyone gets porn other than the gaymances the meltdown will be amazing.

Where does the femtur poster = Turk meme come from?

Don't take the sperging in these threads too seriously.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=kzJc6jo-0XA

>how many of you will be romancing cora now?
>now
you fucking bandwagon faget.
>not worshipping DAT ASS from day 1
go watch some Miranda sfm

>Some of the reviewers who gave DA2 positive reviews are giving ME: A negative ones

wat

I can get not liking ME: A, but liking DA2?

DAI had butts and stuff. They're mostly upset about straight Jaal and Gil's romance being shit though, fade to black really isn't a big deal.

What happened to being able to have your hair 2 different colours?

Well, reviewers I trust are praising the game.

It's pretty sad and cynical that people would rather circlejerk and meme about animations than enjoy a good game.

>they imagine this to be the dream of most homosexual men
Not really. It's mainly a political move to try and normalize homosex in the public eye and combat negative stereotypes like
>anyone who knows any gays that age knows they prefer a swinging lifestyle

Interestingly, this "see, we're just like you! we want kidz n shiet" tactic was actually the original strategy for gay rights advocates way back before gay rights became a big issue. Then we had the flaming queens and pride parades, which obviously became really unpopular and obnoxious, so basically they're just swinging back around now.

I knew Gil wasn't gonna get anything as fucking detailed as Cora's but fade to black is just insulting. This is the second time they pulled this shit and a massive step down from Dorian and even Kaidan. Gil got nothing. They might as well have omiited the scene entirely