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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/


>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=K1ThKQxrhSU
etf2l.org/2017/03/18/the-fresh-meat-challenge-announcement-signups/
youtube.com/watch?v=LzfjMtfYLZ8
youtube.com/watch?v=DeKMVnBhoM4
youtube.com/watch?v=53F5nY68cBM
youtu.be/wvE7JWi59Jw
youtu.be/BM685acSw5w
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First Unusual?

Bubbling Hot Dogger, I think

Mine was a molten mallard brain bucket, don't have it with me sadly.

>it was 5 years ago

I sold it almost immediately when I realised how pointless unusuals were

first was a green confetti stout shako
first unbox was bubbling hat without a home
only unu after 80 crates :)

Nuts and bolts Big Country which I then traded for a bubbling whoopee cap which I kept for two years

youtube.com/watch?v=K1ThKQxrhSU

steaming scotsman stovepipe

the first one i unboxed was a nuts n bolts pirate bandana.

i sold it for cheap so i could buy some video games for the winter steam sale.

no regrets

When is vibris time warp nappers raffle?

I've never had one and I'm not sure if I even want one

He doesn't do unusual raffles anymore.

post cancer haha

>EU aimbotters comes on the server and tries to call Americans bad.
>Continues to call me salty.
>Get a vac medic on my ass as heavy.
>Give him a taste of my American boot down his disgusting EUpoor throat.
>Stops talking after he dies several times.
>Says we're still salty and leaves the server.

Calls Americans bad but he's using a cheat on a video game. EU logic.

Why?
And why did he buy a new unusual then?

You sure he was aimbotting and not just lagging really hard?

To wear?
:Thinking pottis:

haha he said pottis rofl

He was using Lmaobox's prem. One of the shittiest bots I've ever encountered, and I've encountered a lot of bot users.

Most of them are egotistical Lithium users, and the Nullcore nerds are rare because the bot is trash.

Hell, even some silent bots are better than Lmaobox prem.

That's dumb
I didn't get the chance to win one

Sorry snowflake. We can't all get unusual from a raffle.

What's his steam id?
I really want one.

remember when vibri just gave out unusuals. Glad I got one for this dope drawing before they tightened the belt.

I miss my Attendant.

If he doesn't want to raffle one, what makes you think he want to give one to some random fucker who adds him and asks him for one?

I'm still mad as shit if you ACTUALLY got an unusual.

She doesn't even have hands

He might put me on a shortlist or something

I've already got you down for being on the shortbus so don't hold your breath

>Some guy is spamming lenny binds, complaining about weeaboos, and using crutches the entire match
>check his profile
>canadian
what did I expect

Fuck you kike, you can't just give unusuals to some people and not others.
That's unfair and mean.
I'll add you to discuss.

That's not how raffling works.

Leave my bf(female) alone, nerd.

>calls me a kike
>tells me that i cant do what i want with my own money

Yeah, that's how you convince someone to give you free stuff
Maybe go beg someone else. I don't have time to talk to shitheads who only want free hats. If you add me I will block you.

Fuck off shills
Fuck you. You can't just treat people like dirt just because you have money.

I'll give you a hat.

/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars

lol
fucking communists

Oh Masketta, you're always trying to start some shit.

Masketta's still banned from Veeky Forums. This is just some random fuck.

Stop making mask look bad.

t.wanderer.

Well, I'm wrong then.

You don't even have an unusual.
Who?

I'll give you A HAT. Not an unusual hat.

Fuck you kike.

Kike? More like Spic.

Anyway, if you're gonna react this way to somebody giving you something, chances are that maybe you're undeserving.

Who would be insane enough to give something to some asshole who insults others and tells them that their kikes when they offer you something free of charge?

Want to talk about it? Don't worry, I'm a good listener.

first come first serve this is the last time im doing this. Add me for a CHEAP unusual must be less than 22$ on scm or 9 keys on bp
id/vibri

>No Vibri trip

Are you guys even trying anymore.

etf2l.org/2017/03/18/the-fresh-meat-challenge-announcement-signups/
About time there was another newbie cup!

What's the worst class
Hard mode: other than pyro

soldier

Engi or heavy

>tfw would love to do this
>too autistic to get in a team
:(

>The mo'horn and pestering jester are 7 ref a piece
>You need 10 for a trade-up
>That's 70 ref
>The class crown and combustible cute are worth two and three keys
>That's 50-something and 75-something ref
>50% chance to make profit

>Strange mo'horns are 15 ref each
>That's 150 ref
>Strange class crowns and cuties are 13 and 9 keys on the market
>That's 320 and 225 ref
>100% chance to make profit
:thinkeng:

>Bruce bonnets are 17 ref each
>170 ref for ten (almost 7 keys)
>Banana hats are 10-something keys, while cardbeards are 3 and a half
>50% chance of profit
:thunkang:

Real question is, how easy is it to sell class crowns ans cuties?

Going off the market, the uniques have multiple sales each day, while the stranges take from 3 days to a week to sell

i was wondering, which comp gamemode do all of you prefer, sixes or highlander?

that hat better not be a merryweather

Highlander, payload

I don't really like most unusual effects. They're distracting and unfitting.

>vibri
>not tripping
hownew.ru

god I love eating shit

Friendly reminder do report shitposters.

>Been selling some strange festives, unusuals and killstreak kits for months now
>Some trades have 1-15 bookmarks
>Absolutely no trade requests for any items, ever.


What the fuck is this

backpack.tf pricers trying to keep tabs on your shit in case you get sales.
Possibly also people who can't yet afford what they want from you, why let other buyers know you have interest in the item, they might pick it up to spite you.

*rocket jumps*
look out below, kid
*market gardens u*
heh, looks like you shouldn't have stood still

>Can market garden like a god in vsh of all things
>Can never do it in regular play
what the fuck is this

Unless he only makes three posts a thread he doesn't do it all the time

What are you listening /tf2g/?

>only tripfagging when someone is trying to impersonate you or is talking directly to you
What a freak. How are you meant to get attention when no one knows you made the post?

Air strafe

Am i not tripping too then?

Didn't you scam him out of an unusual?

youtube.com/watch?v=LzfjMtfYLZ8

youtube.com/watch?v=DeKMVnBhoM4

youtube.com/watch?v=53F5nY68cBM
video games

why are you making so many public raffles
you do realize rep requirements haven't existed for over 6 years right

Fucking incredible to be honest.

...

wtf i love uncle dane now

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>somebody unironically reported the soldier main

At this point you eat more shit than he does

I just asked about it in the thread and he give me it. It was a good unusual, though. I liked it.
I not wear any cosmetics except gibus and pyrovision googles and like big numbers. So

So why did you sell it and swap accounts after he gave it to you?

Because why not. I level up my account for like 10 extra levels by selling it. Worth it.

This is why people hate slavs

My friend (e-friend. (not really a friend) ) gift me a aussie rocket launcher once. I trade after few days for some shitty sb soldier unu, then for aussie pro ks medi gun, then i sold it on community market and buy shit load of steam cards. Leveled up to 100 steam level. Then this account got disabled by steam support.

that's a good hustle, shame about the slav part

>"I have no regard for gifts from friends and only care about pointless steam levels"
Disgusting

man wheres oph when you need him
someone get this ruski turkey outta here LMAO

you heard the man

>2017
>hating fun

If your gift costs less than atleast 1/3 of your month wage then it's not that valuable since you can buy dozens of it.

>2017
>not hearing the man
you heard the man

who let this noob idiot in here

youtu.be/wvE7JWi59Jw
no one told me pyro update went live

also
>steam levels
>pointless steam levels
It's like you not using steam as social networking service for erp with hot 12yo furries
>t. triggered gifter with his shitty cheap gifts

I feel you. Warrender sold my cards sets when i was hoping that he will craft them. Gonna make an alt account only for raffles for tf2g's just to not deliver this faggot anything ever again.

saw that while i was pubbing with tha krew a couple nights ago
youtu.be/BM685acSw5w

Is this easy to do? I don't have any interest in doing it just want to know if I'll see this often

at about a minute, sorry

>stock hud
hello 2010

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Disguise Kit - "The diguise kit is your first weapon or should i say kit unless u start with your enternal reward but u dont't."