Stale bread Clans: NA: PLSGO (neckbeards) AWOO (AWOOOVMENT) PLEBS (PS4fags)
EU: NOPAN
FAQ: >Where do I look up tanks? tanks.gg/wot/ >How do I find people to platoon with? Don't be blue and ask in the Veeky Forums channel >What's the most aesthetic tank? ISU-152 >What's the least aesthetic tank? Tiger 1 >Which nation has the best tanks? Anything non bong trash >Which nation should I avoid? Everything from Britain
I sure as hell wouldn't want to give up a turret for that tumor of an E4. The fact you can bully tier 7's and still compete comfortably with tier 10's makes tier 9 one of the comfiest tiers.
Blake Miller
>bong aesthetics a shit That's where you're wrong kiddo
Josiah King
sixth for centurion tanks are ugly as sin
Sebastian Stewart
>not seeing a problem with being well over super unicum but a 47% win rate.
Eli Martinez
The E4 doesn't really have a lot going for it. The gun works, but there's been more than a few instances where I've shot at the turret and got through, never mind the mini-turret
James Sullivan
>leo 1 >shoot defender in the side below (((spaced armor))) >RNG sends it in the (((spaced armor))) anyway >"we didn't penetrate their armor!"
I'll never understand why that shit counts as spaced armor, all it ever was was a space to put tools and spare parts in. It's literally sheet metal, a 9mm pistol could go though it, how does that count as armor
Jeremiah Garcia
because drunken slav developers
Julian Walker
Quit firing HEAT
Benjamin Reed
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Noah Martinez
Who else /gaveuponT25missions/ here?
Kayden Foster
>most missions easy as fuck >you can still get it for free even if you skipped the two autismal ones this weekend
Did today's in 1 game with the SU-122-44
Ayden Diaz
>only 5 fastfetus rounds Do you honestly believe you can make it?
Matthew Martin
gave up when i missed the first two and didn't have enough time or high enough tier tanks to complete one of the weekend ones
Ethan Perry
268 pen is workable if you aren't a scrub and HEAT is unreliable.
Jaxon Nguyen
Reminder that awoo cant be a /pol/ clan cause the leader is a subhuman commie
Bentley Smith
Friendly reminder to leave your clan and join NOPAN!
Elijah Perry
>it's another "enemy team gets 5 times as many heavies as ours" episode
Michael Diaz
>it's another "allies lose to a shit ton of heavies because they don't know what weak spots are" episode
Juan Rivera
It's okay though we had 8 unarmored TDs on a city map.
Samuel Allen
imagine this >mines >tier 8 >in M4 French Ravioli >other top tiers are a jagtiger 8.8 and a T28 prot >enemy top tiers are one IS-3 and two defenders >all your heavies are tier 6
I had that happen yesterday
Isaiah Ortiz
I will when NA dies and i can transfer to eu
Nicholas Ramirez
Tier 8 is so shit because of the 252u's now
Jose Reed
I'd bully you, because I'm sure it'd turn you on.
Parker Hughes
>all these, "defenders are ruining the game" whining
its like you naggers never dealt with the IS-6 before
Angel Smith
>it's like you never dealt with the vastly worse version of the same tank
Jacob Perez
Never seen this level of bitching since the days of Type 59
Ian Morris
>himmelsdorf >with no heavies at all for you >enemy JIDFender literally basks in damage
Chase Torres
>ruineberg >inna tiger >friendly top tiers are a centurion and a panther >enemy top tiers are 2 defenders
Austin Ortiz
just press 2 for instant skill and pray to le belarussian rng gods
Nathaniel Stewart
Playing this game with normies on console is weird. They have conversations when I'm trying to focus on winning
Christian Davis
its not T30 is the king of its line you give up awesome gun depression for armor everyone negates with gold
Zachary Perez
>Defender angles the slightest bit >even my 237 pen gold rounds can't pen his LFP
everyone says "lol shoot the cupolas" but so far I have never managed to hit them because they're so small
Adam Miller
post yfw todays mission is easy af
Samuel Moore
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Dylan Evans
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Isaac Thompson
just flank lmao
Grayson White
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Levi Myers
>implying HEAT isn't the GOAT ammunition If you're facing an enemy's side and shoot HEAT you're literally retarded: tracks and spaced armor. That's like shooting HE at an enemies side. >IS-7 appears >turrent can be penetrated
Hunter Ortiz
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Luis Cruz
>no bully
Angel Long
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Easton Long
>Lift head of cum stained daki >Turn computer on >Start Russian shit can simulator >Get in KV-2 and click on 5 people >Go back to bed
Luke Nelson
>only streamer that I can bear is le livid latvian
Is it because I'm a greenshit who can relate to the rage
Andrew Nelson
I watch anfield and skill4tu because I'm a tryhard and I wanna git gud
Thomas Edwards
I only watch THE MIGHTY KEKLORD
Jeremiah King
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Easton Martinez
I'm sorry it's KUCKLORD now
Elijah Wood
>Tank Commander Laeffy surveys the battlefield
The filter changed it on me.
Nathaniel King
are 1v1 tournaments on EU fun? what tanks should i pick for them? besides the obvious cromwell/skorpion/defender
Jackson Campbell
T37 and KV-85 in tier 6, 13 90 in tier 8
Cameron Miller
He's one of the few guys who keeps talking about what he's doing and why and if he messed up, what else he should've done.
Le Fat Dutchman only speaks in stale old memes, QB only appeals to children and most others either don't talk at all or scream annoying shit 24/7.
Sebastian Wood
what a bargain
Colton Walker
JapTiger best scout
Jose Brooks
Never even started them.
Kevin Torres
my dad
Christian Jenkins
Reminder that the Centurion Action X is the most aesthetic tank in the PC version of the game.
Julian Price
>Inna 112 >250mm pen HEAT bounces off Defender LFP
Gabriel Torres
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Ryan Morgan
mommy pls go
Liam Price
Nah
Eli Russell
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Anthony Cox
i don't get it
Jason Edwards
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Daniel Hughes
This is Nathaniel_Horatio_Nutmeg, and I have an official message for all AWOO members.
If you are the color blue or higher, you are welcome to join PLSGO, include Veeky Forums in your application.
Thank you.
Jack Walker
I think that's a bit disingenuous, to say the least. I joined plsgo for memes, anime, best girl arguments, hentai analysis, and general shenanigans. Yet you could not run a stronghold through teamspeak for even 30 minutes without people constantly discussing holocaust denial, the various subraces of humanity and their inferiority to aryans, international jewish conspiracies, and other things of that sort. Every discussion of anime got interrupted by people talking about politics. Unless Nathaniel_Horatio_Nutmeg somehow cashed in on a sale of child leashes at autismspeaks.org in the two weeks since I left the clan, I would highly recommend any anime fan looking for an anime themed clan to search elsewhere.
On the other hand, if you have an anime profile pic on a twitter that you use solely to troll SJWs with pictures of frogs in SS Waffen uniforms, if you take Alex Jones as a voice of reason, and if reading this message made you bang your oily forehead on your keyboard in an attempt to type "KEK KEK REEEEEEEEEE KEK", then plsgo might be the place for you. I've been in some cancer clans, but awoo easily takes the cake, the piss bottles, and the stained dakimakura.
Asher Garcia
can I pew pew them to death in a T150 with the 57mm?
Nicholas Wood
it's encounter format with a short time limit, if you bring a slow tank and they're scared of you they can just run away and get a 1 point draw
Leo Murphy
Attention AWOO members
This is whole_nutmeg. I was hoping we could have a little talk. When I made that shitpost in your recruitment thread, it was mostly for good fun with a bit of autistic malice woven in. However, I did not anticipate the furious storm of rage it would unleash, according to my spies within your discord. I left AWOO in relatively good graces and hoped to keep it that way, but it seems that this tenuous peace can no longer hold. I regret to say that a few weeks ago, I encountered a permagreen recruit platooned with the sheepfucker, and was brutally executed. Out of respect for my future clanmate and esteemed AWOO community member BookHorse, I was willing to let this slide, but I encountered an opportunity a few days ago I could not ignore. That is correct: I assassinated CheekiJetto, your brave leader, without mercy, via a 128mm shell to the back of the turret. This can only mean one thing: all out war.
I can only assume this is a war you will throw yourselves into without reservation. After all, you and I are fundamentally different. I unironically enjoy Alec Baldwin's Trump satire on SNL. I have gay and muslim friends. I even cast a protest vote for Jill Stein. As for you? I shudder to even think of your vile beliefs and hobbies. With such venom between us, I imagine you will bring out your best warriors to fight me. I foresee an ocean of Tiger Ps, Sturer Emils, and stock KV-2s rolling towards my fortifications. But I will not waver. I will stand strong. I already put out the word on Reddit, Wotlabs, and SomethingAwful, so I might as well share it here. There is now a bounty on wolfgirl ears. 1 kill gets you a 5 minute ERP session. 5 kills and I will send you a portion of my stash of furry porn. And 10 kills? I will pad your account to teal recents. Let all /wotg/ers know I take this conflict seriously, and will honor these bounties.
Lincoln Reed
But if you thought I would let others do my fighting for you, think again. You see this vehicle---that is, if you can even discern its outline obscured by camouflage? Yes, that is a T67 tank destroyer, the most feared vehicle of the WWII battlefields. Your intelligence briefings may have lacked this fact, but at one time, I was a student at the most prestigious T67 sensha-do dojo in all of WoT. You will never see me, but I will always see you. I will fight on the ridges. I will fight behind bushes. I will fight from the redline. I have a 97% crew with 0 marks of excellence, and I know how to put them to use. My HVAP M93 shells will shred even your most solid defenses, and when you are dying inside your mangled armored vehicles, I will take your precious dakimakuras and brutally beat them, undress them, and inseminate them before your pathetic, dying eyes. Then they'll get a 9mm to the back of the head just as my sperm reaches the depth of their fiberfill, and their last thoughts will be of a bliss that you could never bring them. I will utterly demolish you and everything you stand for. See that burning, blue skull? Take a good look, because it is the last sight you'll ever witness as I emerge from the winter storm. Blue flames colder than the hell to which I will send you. For I am the permateal. I am the mid-tier avenger. I am... the White Knight. As you contemplate your doom, remember that your intolerance and bigotry brought this upon yourselves. Consider this my final statement on the matter. My next will be a tank shell.
It's almost like when the anons of this general are faced with the fact that the Centurion Action X is the most aesthetic tank in the game they tend to lash out in a desperate attempt to cause the thread to reach the bump limit by releasing a storm of shitposts. They'd rather autistically post hundreds of shitty posts than face the facts. Quite unfortunate.
Isaac Ramirez
I'm gonna use the M48 with 90mm gun for historical reasons
Wish me luck anons
Charles Stewart
I've been away for 7 months, did NOFUN really die? Did the game improve at all in this time? I really feel like shooting some tanks.
Parker Myers
yes maybe do it
Hunter Williams
Or EU getting their last minute shitposting in before beddybye time.
Leo Sanders
If this were the case that would happen everytime I posted the OP.
Except it does not happen cause everyone loves Nonna
Jaxon Johnson
Hi, I'm currently downloading the game to try it out. Are there official GuP voice packs for this game? If yes, is it possible to install them outside of Japan?
