/MEG/ - Mass Effect General

MASS EFFECT UPDATED AGAIN (I think)

>use the console

yes. find peebee then you can use the console.

Still disappointed that Gil got the short end of the stick
>Kaidan and Shep
Both were in their boxer brief, kissed, and then fad to black
>Dorian an Inquisitor
Both got naked and you even got some Dorian ass
>Gil and Scott
Kiss a few times fully clothes and fade to black only showing the upper half of their chests

Bioware chickened out

yes newfag, dont make threads if you dont even bother copy pasting the old OP. whats so fucking hard about it shitface? are you mentally retarded?

So for the murder case, did you let the turian go or exile him?

I exiled him because I'm pretty sure attempted murder is still bad regardless

Sorry but i dont support shitty ops full of useless info, this op is superior and i will keep making it

Jaal (and maybe Vetra) are apparently straight, again. BSN and Tumblr on suicide watch

Should I purchase Mass Effect: Andromeda in order to fill in the void in my soul for a couple hours? Or should I just wait until it gets pirated?

>e O
>how it feels to have your thread obliterated

>reddit fags trying to make new thread
>fails miserably
what is it with these people, why are they so mentally handicapped?

>are you mentally retarded?

NO U

I don't make OPs.

But we don't need half the shit in the OP.

This should be paste for the OP now.

How to VPN to unlock Andromeda early
pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

We don't need all that trailer shit.

At least wait a week or so until there's more patches. Aren't they already up to three?

I let him go because he was innocent of the crime he was charged with.

That's how justice works.

Play nioh and nier or wait for persona 5.

Fuck off newfag.

Someone make a proper OP instead of this shit.

Not even OP but the majority of those links are fucking useless. Why do we need a video from PAX in the OP when the game is literally coming out in a few hours?

I already bought it for that exact reason.

I'm just desperate for any new media to consume to escape the shithole of my life.

Yesterday we got patch 1.04

Jaal maybe, but Vetra gotta be bi at this point.

Launch Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Multiplayer Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30

Character Creator Video
youtube.com/watch?v=vneuvpFQQy4

Starting Skills and Respeccing in Andromeda Explained
youtube.com/watch?v=LV_WfKdSTwc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Quarians, Drell, Volus are out
youtube.com/watch?v=ijqN2pMWyOo

Tour the Tempest and Meet the Crew
youtu.be/jY0RK-i1dGc

MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Vetra is definitely still out. What with not shooting a female Ryder down immediately and all. Also no fucking reviewer playing a Sara that actually tries to go for her because normies

Yeah, running on toaster settings

>Doing something you enjoy means you are bad
Only for your limited mind my dear, you might be self hating because you are taught Veeky Forums is full of weak dumb outcasts like you but the thing is, for me it is the perfect place where i can mistreat and play with people because it is full of intolerant bigots and other times of angry hateful cucks that deserve to suffer and be mad

You deserve no pity or mercy

fuck off to /v/ or reddit then
you are like some subhuman immigrant who travels into a country asks for gibs and then continues to shit on the sidewalk

thats your own useless opinion

>tfw no turian gf

Are there any patch notes?

You people are fucking tumblr tier faggots, crying about virtual romances and non existent faggot rimming scenes or your inability to suck alien cocks like it constitutes what makes the game good or not
Stupid dick sucking cum guzzling spastics

So are we going to continue to post trailers in the OP when the game is already out?

It's fucking cluttered. The VPN shit should have stayed along wit the pastebin, but the trailers are completely pointless.

You need an asari to operate ancient alien technology.

Last time they tried that, they got deleted because mods promote clean OPs

WHAT IS IN THE UPDATE

I GOTTA WAIT THREE HOURS TO PLAY

MY DICK IS GONNA EXPLODE

>fuck off to /v/ or reddit then

Make me. This general will continue to be made you fat tub of lard. Go over to tumblr if you want useless information.

youtube.com/watch?v=eY9jsFrcsMo

youtube.com/watch?v=Wwtjk1En3gw

youtube.com/watch?v=xYMjLfQKqMY

Same here phamalam. Looking more and more like I'm going to have to rely on P5 to keep the demons away though.

Just fuck off immigrant
The game is shit so you can go back to wherever you came from anyway

Reminder that MEA doesnt even come close to the OT

haha no fuck off newfag, you dont know how Veeky Forums works

wow rude

I say we discuss what should be in the OP for the whole thread without talking about anything else.

If we cant suck superior xeno cock then the game is shit.

Humans are trash, Aliens are superior husbandos in every way and thus we need to date gay aliens

Just generic stability stuff as far as I know. People have said it helped a lot.

no u

Put a bullet in your head, newfag

Why won't /v/ leave us alone?

I didn't exile him because that's retarded, cluster already filled with tens of thousands of space pirate "exiles" who attack the colonists constantly. And they've apparently been "exiling" anyone who disagrees or asks questions, whole Nexus management is a shit show.

But I don't want any of that, user

I just want to tongue-punch a raptor alien's blueberry-box.

What do you mean 3 hours? I thought it was at 11pm tonight for me.

>we will never have canon liara or miranda full nude sex scenes

fucking kill me

its for people who want the latest information on the game, is it so hard to get this into your little brain?
you get shit on everytime you make such a horrendous OP, dont you get that you are the only one who has this problem?
whats wrong with you?

>that beepbeep scene

so cdkeys.com keys are going to be out on friday right?

How about you neck yourself and spend eternity with the ayylmaos cock that you crave so much faggot

Won't you immigrant newfags ever leave us alone?

Mass Effect's models were not made for sex scenes. Seeing them used as such is horrifying.

I'm not even the guy who made the OP, you dumbass.

>Al this sweet sperging because their status quo isnt accepted
>They unironically believe people should fit in and become chan cucks like them

Good luck with that, spergs here lack the intellect to think and just brainlessly want to continue their "norm".

They have no reason to keep a cluttered OP but they push for it because change is hard

I regret making my sister the default black face and I want to change it, yet I don't wanna play that intro all over again. Wat do?

>there will never be a homoerotic spartan race that sequesters its icky females on the homeworld purely for breeding purposes

I might buy this game in a few months once it's discounted, even then that's a big if. a common thing these early reviews are saying is it isn't fun, which I can believe strongly after beating inquisition once and never looking back for a second playthrough or even caring about the DLC or epic twist. yeah the gameplay and slaying dragons was fun, but some things on between that we're tedious and had trouble keeping my attention. I think Andromeda will be same way once it's all said and done.

keeping my fingers crossed that it gets better with patches and shit (which says a lot already)

your existence is useless in every way. you should kill yourself for the sake of humanity nigger.

Are you joking, /v/ fags are cancer but all the autists here are the ones shitting their beds and losing their heads, because they can't have the virtual romance they want in a half baked piece of shit game

lets calm down and be fair: Mess Effect: Camel is the weakest ME

Have game reviews always been so poorly written? I'm reading some game reviews right now and a lot of them read like a highschool student wrote it.

Okay. Keep getting triggered over a OP tumblr.

I don't know about that, seeing how I haven't played it yet.
Would you mind waiting to play the game before declaring it shit?

>Despite data miners suggesting he swings both ways, Jaal sadly only is interested in females… and as Angarans are want to do, he likes a lot of females at once. Sadface.

Rate my superior human xenophobic conqueror.

youtube.com/watch?v=PBdUKWY0qS0

Death to all xeno scum.

idc, your opinion is just as shit

>channers
just fuck off reddit, why do you even post here if you dont like it and need to call people names?
are you some paid shill? nigga just end your sorry life, your life is pointless.
the only cuck here is you btw

ayy

>Good luck with that, newfagss here lack the intellect to think and just brainlessly want to change the "norm".

>They have no reason to make an empty OP but they push for it because stability is hard

Liara had an Amazing body

Any cute femtur fics?

Holy fuck how they made so bad facial animations and faces in general? They are worse than me 2 or 3 what the fuck???

>this shitshow gets a general.

>lego worlds, a legitimate good game with effort put into it doesn't

why biodrones? why bother?

Stay mad that your game is shit.

A FUCKING WHITE MALE

>buy our game before you can judge
"no."
but you are right, i will declare it crap in 12h then. see you later

Dyel shepard

Are you retarded? Many have already played the first 10 hours of the game already.

atleast Im not some stupid subhuman who need to post on some shitty Veeky Forums thread to promote his failed game. lmao at your pathetic existence

They even look worse than ME1 in parts.
Not just the animations either, but the actual textures.

I see we've moved on to the anger phase.

Good, good, things are progressing nicely. By the time the game comes out with all the patches, you goys will all be ready to accept the new order of things.

>Have game reviews always been so poorly written?
In recent times, yes. Few outlets have competent journalists, even fewer have anyone that could be called a writer, that are willing to cover video games. For the most part the people reviewing and writing about them now are people that spent their life playing video games and nothing else, which ends up making you a very poor writer indeed.

Looks good but needs a new haircut / 10

DOESN'T COUNT REEEEEEEEE

THE GAME GETS GOOD AT 11 HOURS I SWEAR PLEASE PRE ORDER

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Found the triggered human who is mad everyone would choose an Ayy Lmao over him

It hurts

Godspeed son

>tfw there will never be a plasma-based living electric current alien race that are ultra-conservative and are the arch rivals of the fag spartans

Mods gave me a warning over a pence meme

How would anyone here feel if they put 700+ year old Liaria in Andromeda 2?