You have 5 seconds to explain why you don't own the new Honda civic

You have 5 seconds to explain why you don't own the new Honda civic

>Pro tip: you can't

CVT

I like driving nice cars

because ive got an older civic

>wrong wheel drive
>designed by a team of blind kids with autism
>cvt
>less than 200 horsepower
>pigfat

but how fast does it go around the ring?

because i drive a Jag and i hate shitboxes.

>FWD
>Ugly design
>Dealers charging 30k for them

Because it's ugly as fuck and the Mazda 3 exists.

But I do own a premium Honda civic.