I drive a Toyota truck/SUV

Holy shit that suit on the right is nightmarish

>tfw 5.0 f150 gets 2 more combined mpgs than coworkers tacomas
>have 100 more horsepower and 100 more lb ft of torque, only weigh 200 pounds more

...

>real men don't need torque

>5.0
>not 2.7 V6

>i drive a truck

Hell yea. Wanna fuck?

>I drive

Me drive truck. Truck good.

I drive a Rav4 and I'm homosexual

>why yes, I do keep my daily driver passenger truck between 4000 and 6000 rpm

Saw a dude, a manlet, maybe 5'-3", walking around DSW, "well dressed" meaning quality denim some sort of dress shoes collared shirt jacket, well coordinated with a very robust and curled handlebar mustache... looking at the guy I was expecting him to ride out on a horse...
Dragging my feet because with the girlfriend, he finally left ahead of me, just before I hit the door, he drove off in an old Scion xA.

>sounds as bad as it runs
No

?
I drove my friends with a tune and it does 12 sec quarter miles and has an E locker for god tier launches, also the exhaust sounds fucking dope with the blow off valve whooshing

Ok give it to me straight guys, I have one of these and only see women driving them. Is it a girl car? It's a manual if that makes it less girly. If not how fagged am I? Like Chrysler Sebring bad or...?

>furfag
Not surprising

Hey friends what's going on in this thread

Did you also drive off the cliff you're standing in front of?

Nope, I'm agile like a mountain goat :3-

How is HuffPost ga--

>visits site

All right, that is pretty cancerous.

you would know. try fucking one and it ran away?

kek, I just spit out my soy latte

No, I'm not a Muslim

TOP KEK

>classic muscle cars are better than modern cars

I have the diesel version with the functional but ridiculous hood scoop

Furtunately enough where I live only people over 60 drive it

...

>American market Toyota trucks/SUVs

>still this assmad because his domestic gasser truck can't achieve 1 million miles with it's original engine

top fucking kek. Toyota's are god tier, and will remain god tier.

>inb4 frame rust that's been long resolved, assmad burgers show their "american" made trucks made 1 million miles in an attempt to debunk my argument

I thought you drove a volvo or some shit.

>triggered because any old diesel pickup can outlive his japscrap ute 4 times over

yeah, it's a diesel, so it doesn't count.

try that with a gasser engine. watch it shit itself under 300,000 miles.

your domestic trucks are garbage. long live toyota!

>so it doesn't count.
>mfw
Wrong since 72 percent of domestic pickups sold have a diesel.
It's our market, it counts.
>try that with a gasser engine.
allpar.com/cotm/13/caldwell-ram.html
not to mention all the mod motor duty engines that pull 300k miles equivalent just idling on top of actual road use.
American V8s are exceptionally reliable. If anything fails, it's most usually an accessory or more possibly the transmission. Even the most weak Cummins blocks have been known to get absurd miles.

yfw that's 2 dudes

>resident retard drives Toyota

Yep it checks out.

>I have two trucks
>one for my volv and one for my fur man hoes
>I love shit posting on that 4chinchin laugh up shit posting on that 4chinchin
Guess what song I'm referencing and you guys win 5 trillion internet points

Darude Sandstorm

Cam'Ron Killa Kam

Winrar

500 Internets to you

...

No
Close
Shut up faggot

>close
Ahh I got it, Juvenile - 400 Degreez

fuck you freak fuck off

I'll give you a clue it's used on those shitty "funny" vine meme compilations videos

That made it too obvious but I'll take my internet points, P Diddy - Bad Boys for Life

No you get half the points for trying it's
By 2pac- to live and die in LA

I have a lot of cars
No shit, furries are gay as fuck

>>so it doesn't count
and I still stand by that. I'm talking about gasoline engines here dumb dumb, not diesels.

Face it, your POS domestic "american" trucks can't even surpass 1 million miles with it's original GAS engine if it tried. A 2007 Tundra did, the owner added an extra 20,000 before he gave it to Toyota, putting the big three to shame.

...

>and I still stand by that. I'm talking about gasoline engines here dumb dumb, not diesels.
Nobody cares, stay triggered lmao

millionmilevan.com/
btfo

>Nobody cares
you cared enough to reply, guess i triggered you hard that you couldn't construct an argument or debunk my argument. stay btfo.

okay, now what about a truck that was made recently?

>okay, now what about a truck that was made recently?
This damage control luh mayo
the 5.4 is a truck engine you utter retard and it's still in production.