Mass Effect General - /meg/

except not really

TY based Amazon

...

right here my friend, right here. I've got everything you need...

>implying I'm not sending her off to lose both her virginities to double snek dick

gz user

hope you like the game

Except, yeah, she is.

Why does SAM sound like a transgender gay computer. Is this the Ess Jey Dubyas?

twitter.com/lonelytiefling/status/843808789858045952

>xbox
straight into the trash

He's voiced by a woman.

She's so adorably insecure.

She's not wrong, that line was clumsy as fuck.

I am.
No sexual and no rude.

Here's a nude turian for you

if you have a thing for people with downs, then maybe i guess

Just more reasons never to cater to these people. Lesbros and straights are where it's at

>fades to black

>Other thread by user is also called "Fade to Black Edition"

got a source on that number? would like to know details

NEED a SARA gf

So then why not make it sound like a woman? The voice it has now is very.. offputting to say the least,

>Trans people won't just tell you right away!
>FIRST thing in the twitter description is
> (She/Her) • Pre-HRT

What a fucking embarrassment.

WHERE'S THE HOLE

Almost forgot: if you spare the asari commando that gets taken over by the thorian, she's in ME2.

I like it, aside from the head looking a little too small.

That's the point.

Hahahahaha

in case anyone's interested

You've got to believe real hard that its there.

It is a dumb line but at the same time, how are you supposed to know unless they tell you?

Reminder that Bioware hates the gays

That's a stupid point then.

>Jaal isn't gay

AHAHAHAHAHAH GAYS BTFO

Needs breasts, gotta feed their young

HELP PLEASE

PLEASE ALT-F4 SAVE ME

OH GODDDDDDDDDD-

So how we go about getting this stupid helmet from andromeda initiative on release?

Also.

Is greenman gaming the cheapest price at 49.99 preorder?

And if you get it from a non origin site, you still get the preorder trash right?

You're assuming they don't feed their young food they've already masticated.

answers.ea.com/t5/Game-Information/I-m-in-Singapure-and-my-PLAY-button-is-inactive-why/td-p/5936997

>vpn has to wait till tomorrow

Who else comfy observing the whole shitshow?

It's in your room on the Tempest

Turians dont have anything to chew food with, they can't do that stuff

Who the fuck cares about that.

F A D E T O B L A C K
Fuck 'em

>metal plated birds with hands
>breastfeeding
You mammals and your teats

so the website is linked to origin?

Huh. I didn't hear those moaning clips used. Is there more?

>romancing a fucking dinosaur

AHAHAHAHA WTF
is scott getting penetrated?
THIS is the best romance?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHUAHAHAHHAA

They do have tearing teeth, but I see what you're saying. That must mean they regurgitate it for their young instead.

needs more nude sisryder

>great voice
>fucking great ass
>shit tier hair
I think I'm almost considering actually romancing her, /meg/
Just please don't tell me she's not Ashley #2 personality wise

dont you want to buy it too user

BUY IT

Im fully aware PC is better but I didn't bring my desktop to college.

>he says while posting worst romance of any game

Baby turians just keep their mouths fully open like baby birds.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fade to black nigger
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA

Vetrafags eternally undisputedly BTFOUT

She's kind of sweet with you, actually.

meant to respond to

are the areas on eos still supposed to be radiation 3? I left it like the game said to go to the nexus but I came back after continuing the quest and most of everything I couldn't get to before is still irradiated to shit

They could just eat solids from birth like drell.

>anyone who doesn't like shitty bland ass liara has to be an X-fag
Sad!

just use whatever you need to use

>ywn lovingly vomit your morning oatmeal into the mouth of your dino-human hybrid spawnlings

Yep. Second rate costumer here about to cancel my origin preorder. I'll get it when it's 70% off in three months or better yet, just pirate it.

yfw both xeno and fags all got fade to blacked.

humanity wins again

>vetra is the cutest
>cora is the sexiest(?)
>peebee is the weirdest

so which one are you guys picking because i'm definitely going with vetra

Why not all 3?

AHAHAHAHAHA so fucking mad
eat shit nigger AHAHAHAHAHA

best romance again is femryder with PB and they cant even come close to the perfection of Femshep and Liara
all this salt, so delicous

>Tumblr's bitching about straight Jaal and not the injustice Gil got
Fools.

Hair could made better, but cute as fug.

>their please for death as of yet incomprehensible but their agony at having to exist in these twisted forms clearly written upon their malformed faces and echoing in their heinous cries of pain

now that i watch this, it doesn't seem like kissing would be a turian display of affection. they have no lips.

Since they give to live birth but don't have cheeks to suck, I imagine they have breasts with no nipples and instead sweat-off milk from for their young to lick

Whatever makes you happy user. Femshep belongs to Garrus as any sane person knows.

uhhhhh

tumblr is full of idiots, news at 11

Post Cora's ass

femtur for sure

I didn't come here to fuck anything but aliens.

>their first words are simply screams of agony as they slowly come into consciousness and begin to comprehend the crime against nature that is their existence

Cora, absolutely.

I'm playing as FemRyder and she is pure.

did Garrus even have a romance scene or did it
FADE TO BLACK?

Ah, the platypus gambit.

>giving them extra love and care to guarantee their survival despite protest
Wouldn't that attract insects and other pests? That would make trying to raise young difficult.

>tfw tali was a fade to black

>that image

absolutely disgusting

Don't impregnate aliens, kids.
Or you'll have to bury the suicides.

>I thought we were just playing, Vetra

...

>sitting here waiting for the crack

i have nothing better to do

someone hurry it up

>binding their little raptor arms at night to keep them from suicidal tendencies