>uber to work
>don't have to worry about parking
>don't have to worry about gas
>don't have to worry about bills
>can use the 30 minutes productively instead of focusing on the road
take the uber pill
Uber to work
Caleb Ortiz
Xavier Morgan
>claims to care about productivity
>posts on Veeky Forums
Isaac Martinez
why not just take the train then, faggot?
Gavin Bell
>I ride a bicycle
Thomas James
They're fraudsters taking away jobs from blue collar workers
Landon Cook
Why don't you just start drinking soylent then you bugman faggot, meals are a waste of time that could be spent being productive
Zachary Moore
they look so happy. i wish i could experience that
Jason Diaz
thank god I don't live in a city where owning cars is a hate crime
Christopher Cox
>jewberg ACTUALLY believed this blatantly staged photo-op of him eating pig disgusting mcdonalds on some ourdoor steps with his wife was a good idea
No, you fucking KIKE, you are NOT just like us!!
Jacob Ward
>paying out the ass to get to work every day