Blue Monday is coming

Coiners and bluepillers I send you yet another warning.

Blue Monday (the most depressing day of the year) is coming for you.

When?

January 16th 2017

Please, for your own sakes get through the 5 stages of grief and insure your prophets with Silver before you have no profits left.

You thought October surprises and black Friday's were shitty?

Blue Monday will top them all.

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Monday_(date)
youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM
comparesilverprices.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU
youtube.com/watch?v=Lpzr5xAcGPI
youtube.com/watch?v=-Nh5CapYICg
mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/in-depth/denial/art-20047926
zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-13/chinas-next-time-bomb-look-inside-insane-world-chinas-bitcoin-traders
youtube.com/watch?v=w_sTTvyiiPo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Something worth noting:

On this day in history January 16th 1945 Adolf Hitler moves into his underground bunker, the so-called Führerbunker.

would hitler support bitcoin?

Unlikely. He probably went to a much lesser known hideout. He wasnt stupid he knew that grand bunker would be attacked.

8 days left.

Plenty of time to get your house in order.

What the fuck are you all talking about?

Can someone cut the bluepill bullshit and just tell me what they expect to happen on Jan 16th?

>wow it's like i'm really on /x/

It's some bullshit literally pulled from the pages of a defunct travel magazine. Google it.

Looks like some have made it to the acceptance stage quickly.

Others still stuck in denial.

It is scientifically proven...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Monday_(date)

Some stupid ad agency invented blue Monday using a shitty arbitrary equation, a few years ago and you're talking about it the way /pol/acks talk about the next big Happening.

1/10 you tried.

>wow it's like i'm really on /x/

They say Mr. /x/ so luved the world

OP is /x/poster, he predicts the rise and fall of Bitcoin by overlaying the trajectory of meteors onto Bitcoin charts.

If you have become adept enough at deciphering what he means, it is my opinion that he is predicting Bitcoin prices to fall on Blue Monday.

"The idea is considered pseudoscience,[1] with its formula derided by scientists as nonsensical."

This was on the first page of the link. You sure you meant to share this?

>it is my opinion that he is predicting Bitcoin prices to fall on Blue Monday.

>asking nocoiners to cut the bullshit

>if I express an idea into a formula with letters it's scientific
>that's how science works right?

So nocoiners are STEM illiterates too. No surprises there.

This is going to hurt so bad if you don't go through the 5 stages.

Hope you all make it to acceptance before it is too late.

youtube.com/watch?v=KSGWsmR4ipM

Screw Jan 16th, the only date that matters is Jan 20th

>TRUMP

Markets and currencies the world over will turn to chaos

...

So let it be written. So let it be done

Do you even math?

Fiat memes are the grandfather of pseudoscience.

Hence the dedication of January 16th Blue Monday to bluepillers.

7 days and counting.

"I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left."

> insure your prophets

Which church is best to buy insurance from?

>babys first beartrap
Kill urself

Yu got $500 worth yet bro?

Amagimetals, Provident, and JM Bullion all accept ponzicoin.

Looking for Silver and your tax return is thinking about being lonely: comparesilverprices.com/

Bluepillers don't trap they cuck.

Each second passes by for a chance to make it to acceptance.

Everything was fine....until it wasn't

youtube.com/watch?v=aJZTfl3DmCU

6 days left.

You still have the advantage for getting through the grief early.

After today you'll have a day for each stage.

Time is speeding up.

youtube.com/watch?v=Lpzr5xAcGPI

You should be con"CERN"ed...

...

Whys he need a helmet?
Not like his head can get anymore fucked

Particle collisions = dangerous

He's smart

time to buy more dips

coiners, move your assets to TRUMP coin.. it will moon on January 20.. guaranteed.. at least 200% gains

Move all funds into DBMM and ride to a nickle...easy 50k

5 days left.

Only one day to tackle each of the stages of grief.

Today is denial.

You must overcome the fact that there was no spoon.

Acceptance is a beautiful thing.

going to watch bitcoin and buy it at it's lowest before the 20th

People are going to call you bullishit, but I can tell by your post that you have the "vision." You see the connections, the synchronicities, the patterns in randomness. I see too, OP. I recommend that you people heed this man's warning. I'll be there to buy your coins when they're back at 10 dollars.

youtube.com/watch?v=-Nh5CapYICg

I'm here to help:

mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/adult-health/in-depth/denial/art-20047926

"Denial is a coping mechanism that gives you time to adjust to distressing situations — but staying in denial can interfere with treatment or your ability to tackle challenges."

We shall see if by overnight some of you leave this state.

Mooonday will never be the same for the bluepilled.

coiners are dumb as fuck lol

why not just buy leveraged mining stocks??

you obviously don't give a fuck about volitility how about buying something that wasn't priced at all time high 5 days ago?

bitcoin's mini bull run there was mostly chinese trying to get their RMB and $s out of China.

Full Moon is on Friday.

4 days left.

I hope the anger is out of your system by now.

Regardless, there is no need to be in SHOCK about it anymore.

For those brief bounces "up".

You guys missed conquering the denial phase yesterday.

Some of your brethren already made it to acceptance.

His head is fine, it's the rest of his body that's useless

the 13th.....

Dealing with smite is a daunting task.

But to make it through those five stages quickly you must.

3 days left.

What the hell stage are we on now?

Oh yeah: bargaining

Friday the 13th is here.

For all you looking for a bargain on a coin you might want to check the real ones.

That other bluepilled coin has a long long way to go before it becomes anything resembling a bargain.

Blue Monday warning issued 01/07/17(Sat)20:22:40

Price was = $930 USD (Coinbase)

Price today = $830 USD (Coinbase)

Profits = -$100

Prophets = only for those that reach acceptance

Classic bargain bounce in action.

Maybe a good opportunity to cut your losses?

Are you even listening?

zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-13/chinas-next-time-bomb-look-inside-insane-world-chinas-bitcoin-traders

"Alternatively, it may just accelerate the blow up of China's "bitcoin time bomb.""

This ends badly.

crash to what? $500? maybe even as low as $300!!!??

big fucking deal. more opportunity to buy and cash out the next time it goes to the moon in a year or 2.

bitcoin isnt going anywhere. its not going to get banned globally. its not going to be worthless. china wont outright ban it.

satoshi is a generous god though, should you repent, you will be accepted into coin heaven.

One could only hope that after a precious pump that a shepherd would lead them into bitcuckery.

One should not repent to false idols.

2 days left now,

Depression should have set in by now.

It isn't coming back anytime soon.

You really are gonna have to let it SINK in.

that would be like actually hiding aliens in area 51

MY BTC ISNT AVAILABLE YET PLS NO

youtube.com/watch?v=w_sTTvyiiPo

Oh no blue monday! At least we get green friday for TRUMP

Its in now

If I didn't know any better I would say that their only choice is to let one of their alts take the throne.

They are getting to big to pump into.

Having a hard time managing them all now.

Without any new talent the imagination pool is gonna dry up.

IRS on the heels of the exchanges.

China dryer than a desert now from PBOC crackdown on leverage.

Not good.

Depression can be medicated but the pill isn't blue so I don't think it will work.

Why the fuck are you so cringed and autistic? Nobody on this meme website takes you seriously

One day left.

Maybe you can reach acceptance today?

Hope you made it...

Looking at the drop down it looks like there was some acceptance.

Taking a look on Veeky Forums though I see a cy bot infestation starting to bloom.

It's too bad really.

They are at risk of becoming permanently blue pilled.