"I was just like SUPER in masochism so every time he called me worthless or beat me up or tried to kill me it just made me want him more." "Mum, that's really fucked up. You're fucked in the head." "Ooooooooooh more Sarada" "What" "What"
Aiden Allen
I want a best friend like Naruto and a wife like Sakura who would still love me even if I almost brought the world to ruin.
Kurotuchi?
Josiah Campbell
> you will literally never be friends with any of the Konoha kids > you will never go to school with any of them > you will never get into life-or-death battles with them, fighting side by side with them > you will never have girls swoon over your ability to fucking breathe fire or summon legitimate dragons made out of water > you are doomed to a life of mediocrity
Mason Ward
Post your scenario.
Tyler White
I was willing to accept a lot of shit from Naruto near the end, but Sakura and Sasuke ending up together (however briefly) was just disgusting.
Kayden Wilson
>She didn't end up with Lee. Still triggers me to this day.
Leo Baker
>I almost killed Madara because I'm a fanboy Well how on earth could that play out
Mason Price
Sounds like most of Hashirama's fights with him.
Liam Smith
Would've been cute and fit with the "hardworking underdog" theme, but that theme was canned in part two anyways. Sasuke treats her like literal shit and still gets her for no other reason than because he was born handsome and with cool powers.
Dominic Mitchell
> he could've just said yeah alright > travelling with Sakura would've been more redemption than just travelling alone since he enjoys his own company anyway > there would've been actual time during the ten years that shows him becoming less of a turbo-autist and actually showing a bond between them > but yeah nah hey > just go at it solo and pretend like its a punishment
Carter Gonzalez
>I got drunk with Naruto because I was dared to sounds pretty damn fun actually.
Elijah Lee
And then he completely abandoned his own child for over a decade.
Easton Fisher
Nigger how the fuck is blue not one of the color options but lilac and burgundy are
Jose Morales
> there are fucking pictures of him without glasses > she fucking knows that the Sharingan provides 20/20 vision > she fucking knows that even before the Sharingan he had near-perfect eyesight > WOW SORRY SARADA I DON'T KNOW IF HE EVER WORE GLASSES OR NOT
Blake Anderson
Haha oh wow that's pretty dumb
Bentley Brown
> Kiba pulling a Ginyu Force pose Every fucking time
Tyler Jackson
They also spelled burgundy wrong, obviously the person who made this wasn't very bright.
Justin Allen
Why deleted?
Jaxon Price
This just always bugs me about the ending. They just go "lol, he a good guy nao. He reaaly sorry", while just transmuting the edge from "genocide everybody while I enact my Code Gegass self-insert fanfic" to just "wandering hobo Jotaro Kujo". If they are really going to shill him as a good guy, why not have him engaging in bonds, like having him being a doting parent to Salad, or at least having a presence in her life? Its not like the fanbase will care; they draw that shit all the time
Brody James
>You can just barely see the top of Shino's head in the back It's the little things
Luis Price
He actually did a decent job of being a wandering hero during Sasuke Shinden: Book of Sunrise, but I don't know how if the anime did the novel justice or not.
They don't even need to have him stay around home, just fucking have him take Sakura on his interdimensional road trip and show them actually becoming closer together.
Like yeah, I don't know what she'd actually be able to do that he couldn't just do by himself, but that's not the point
Ian Sanders
The anime did the novel justice, in my opinion. But Im in agreement with over what should of had happened. It would have boosted rating through the roof, and we would of had a more street-wise and confident Salad, which is nice.
Brandon Rodriguez
Do you think shino drinks? How do his bugs react?
Lincoln Stewart
Although I think Sasuke is as popular as he is over in Japan just BECAUSE he's an edgy piece of shit. I wouldn't be surprised if his popularity dipped a little if he stopped acting like a cunt.
Adam Ward
Aburame clan likely would've bred some specific type of bug that could be used to siphon alcohol out of their blood or give them water while they slept so they avoided hangovers.
John Scott
Why do Japanese people love edgy pieces of shit? I know a similar thing exists here in America, but not to the same extent among the population. Anyways such a thing will not really matter; they can do anything to him, as everybody loves the Sauce in Japan, a country that accepts anything given to them
Leo Gray
>i got drunk with Konan because I was dared to Pretty fucking cash, paperfag is great.
Elijah Walker
>I despise Sakura because I can.
God, I hope I don't summon 'him'.
Ethan Moore
Look, no one ever said Sasuke Uchiha was a nice guy.
Jose Wilson
You fucks are letting it die again.
Asher Reed
It's time for me to sleep man. You gotta hold down the fort for the next few hours.
Joseph Mitchell
Veeky Forums is too damn fast
Gabriel Moore
Bad writers.
Kevin Thompson
...
Gabriel Cox
Which ones
Andrew Lee
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Charles Ramirez
Bump
Jack Wilson
...
Chase Torres
Mein gott
Liam Powell
there will never be enough Himawari and it hurts
Austin Morris
She'll be forgotten and maybe killed off in the manga too
Isaiah Morris
>that bitch with the jap fan to want to get on fucking top of him just by hiding in trees
Im dieing
Christian Powell
>sasukes good now so he marries sakura and has a kid
How does sakura go through life knowing he has never gave a shit about her and never will and probably only gave in to her incessant badgering to shut her up?
Mason King
Im just saying he shit on her their whole lives since they were kids and japs commit suicide for much less.
Brayden Wilson
>10
Caleb Lopez
Why does the manga have to be so crap?
Isaiah Young
>I killed Choji because I'm awesome. Doesn't really feel like an accomplishment. Now I have Shikamaru on my ass. Hope he does not bury me alive.
Ian Cooper
What do you guys think about Shitachi?
Sebastian Baker
...
Gabriel Hernandez
Should've stayed a bad guy desu.
Sebastian Reed
>10
Henry Johnson
>5
Austin Thompson
Did they make Haku look more like a girl in shippuden on purpose?
My hypothesis is that Haku's relationship with Zabuza was so weirdly sexual that if he was a girl it would've been way too creepy and if he was a regular boy it would've been way too homo so they had to make Haku androgynous in order to make the relationship somewhat more palatable.
Leo Anderson
>8
Jacob Johnson
I couldn't quite hear that over the sound of ovens being revved up, user. Mind repeating yourself?
Eli Phillips
I'm sorry user, I don't really understand /pol/ memes. Can you tell me what you're trying to say here?
Benjamin Brooks
Nothing. I was just bumping the dead.
Joshua Nguyen
...
Anthony Torres
>10
Mason Bailey
...
Aiden Jackson
...
Nathaniel Sullivan
It's just little boy Sakura.
Charles Myers
He's got sasuke's hairstyle
Angel Rivera
...
Robert Cox
Can someone explain the appeal of this pairing to me?
Wyatt Gomez
narusaku fags who don't like Karin need someone to get Sasuke out of the way
Luis Baker
...
John Price
That one eye of each thing looks fucking retarded. I thought Kishi was supposed to be good at character design. Why would he say this? Will ikemoto give Bort and Salad's kids this stupid shit or will he go against Kishi?
Henry Barnes
He already did the heterochromia thing with Sasuke. Anyway, no he won't because they won't have byakugan. Even if they did, just look at Himawari. Eyes look normal most of the time, he'd just do that
Joseph Ramirez
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Nolan Adams
Kishimoto has already stated, however, that a child of a Hyuuga and an Uchiha would have one Byakugan and one Sharingan. He said this before non-violet Byakugan existed, so it would've pretty much looked like the picture.
Evan White
Yeah he said that, but it doesn't matter because it was never going to come up, he could have said whatever he wanted
Nolan Roberts
This, and ikemoto is probably going to change it anyway if such a person who has both comes along.
Easton Reyes
bump
Xavier Turner
If they want Sasuke and Hinata out of the way why not make it SasukexKarin and KibaxHinata?
Owen Richardson
Thats too much work and they're not very creative I guess. They want to solve both their problems at once even though it doesn't really make any sense.
Angel Lopez
>Kiba with anyone but Ino
Carson Butler
i want to fight lee because i was bored oh nose
Zachary Young
Ino would fuck a dog. that is what i truly believe probably just to show she has a better sex life than forehead mccuck
Jose Allen
Is fucking a dog a good sex life?
Jack Watson
Better than Pinkshit's
Eli Russell
>ino with anyone but shino
Carter Allen
Watching that would be pure kino desu
Daniel Gonzalez
this is my least favorite thing
Jeremiah Ramirez
That would be because you are a sane human and not an NSfag.
Kevin Parker
>shino with anyone but fuu
Hudson Murphy
Wow, you're so funny. Hahahahaha.
Henry Scott
>his waifu died before they could meet Being Shino is suffering
Jordan Ortiz
>fuu with anyone but naruto
Jayden Lee
I could see Fuu and Gaara being a thing
Brayden Brooks
>10
Kevin Young
he looks so retarded
Christian Stewart
>tfw Shino could have soloed Orochimaru and Hiruzen could have continued living
Jack Butler
> wanting one of the worst Hokage to continue living y tho
Cooper Bennett
So Crunchyroll is doing a live poll of who SHOULD be marrying Naruto and man Sakura can just NOT catch a break