Why was there never a religion like this:
1) there is an (impersonal) "God"
2) this "God" is not interested in every little thing we do, not even when we're naked
3) it is possible to get closer to the understanding of this "God", but not through worship, prayer, etc. - only through a cognitive shift, another perspective
4) there is no special church, ritual, or baptism, that can make you magically become something else... it takes work , not "good works", but philosophical work, to approach "God" --- there are no magical shortcuts
5) there's nothing we can do to make "god" like us because we are like ants to "Him"
6) the only good form of "prayer" would be total silence. We should listen, not blabber
7) we should strive to be good citizens etc. but there are no special "good works" to perform as we are unable to ultimately know what is good. we should just respect the laws of the land
8) love is a good idea and a community that is connected with love and pursuit of "God" is also a good idea - but it should be loose and non-hierarchical otherwise they devolve into cults
9 ) main thing which prevents us from knowing "God" is a perspectival illusion ... we are actively deluding ourselves with our thoughts and speech and habits
10 ) in moments of clarity where we get out of that mode, we can receive illumination from "God", it is felt AS GRACE, as LOVE from God, but from his point of view it is not like that... there is no "His" point of view because "He" has no such point of view - "He" is not a person, but something completely Other
Something along those lines?
If nothing similar existed, I'm making a new religion here and now.
Otherwise Veeky Forums tell me if there has been something similar in history.