>be me >be out driving my car >see identical twin of my car out in my travels >same colour, trim model etc >not an uncommon occurrence but w/e >it's in way better condition than my car >paint gleams, wheels shine etc >feel slightly bad because my car is dirty and plastered in bugs and road grime
>be a different time >be out on my motorbike >see another twin of my car >this one has been ruined with stickerbombing, Ken Block wheels of which all are a different colour, loud exhaust that sounds like farts etc >feel good because I'm not a clot who's ruined his car
Half of me wants to get a HellaStock sticker but half of me doesn't desu.
Noah Perry
get a suit
Landon Hernandez
>Be poorfag 19 year old >Be 'tarded and get in an accident >Mom lends car to mechanically-inclined co-worker to fix because too poor to have it done professionally >Taking forever >The one time I see the car it's full of garbage >Nigger has been driving it the whole time on the busted axle, hasn't even fixed it >Eventually get a call from an impound lot, car was left there after the wheel came off >Been there for a while, can't pay to have it released AND towed back >Have to let them auction it off >No idea what happened to it afterwards >Can't even find the nigger responsible >Get depressed as hell every time I see a car like it because it reminds me of how much of an absolute dumbass mo-ron I was
Nicholas Reyes
Or listen to his girlfriends shit music
William Parker
gotta love poor people
Luis Smith
Wasn't your car, as Mom lent it out...she owned it quite obviously...
Eli Anderson
I paid for the car with the shit weekend job I had at the time, she just paid for the insurance. I agreed to let her lend the car to the nigger because he fixed my family's other vehicle before just fine. I didn't think he'd decide to fuck off with it and fill it with trash
Colton Miller
tbf he does end up getting a very reliable and very comfortable vehicle, and if he goes far with the engine maintenance he can even make it like new if he wants.
Luke Gonzalez
>loved >defaced with a sticker I bet you like tattoos
