The perfect truck doesn't exi-

i have truck envy every day of my fucking life. mine's not big enough and therefore my penis is small.

would it hurt my credit score to trade in after 7 months?

>No V8 + Manual Trans offered

Far from perfect bud

6 cup holders bruh, no time to shift

Except its gay

you know this won worst mid size truck of 2017 right?

toyocucks can't contain their autism after getting BTFO

SMDH2BQH FAMILI

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>He can't eat and shift at the same time
Yurop detected

Reminder that the Hilux still hilariously fails the moose test

>Accord platform
>truck

Pick none.

Not available in diesel

Diesel is just a way for gay truckers to hook up for anonymous sex.

That's wrong though

Yes I agree, your piece of shit Ram is indeed a cute grocery getting pavement princess micro dick mobile.

nice facbook meme, faggot.

still assblasted that your POS domestic still can't reach 1 million miles on an original GAS engine, huh? domestic truck cucks eternally btfo.

I don't know if it's just Toyota tundras of that gen and tacomas or all trucks but the cabins of those get absolutely crushed to nothing once they roll with any kind of speed. It's frightening seeing aftermaths of them when they flip. Absolutely no room for someone to survive without massive injuries inside.

[citation needed]

If you've ever seen a roled Tacoma or old gen tundra you'd know

There is very little room to survive once the top crushes down and the roof collapsing will break your neck easily

My citation is me breaking my neck and almost dying or being paralyzed when the tundra I was in rolled at like 80kmh

I also just saw a Tacoma 2nd gen (so same as current) that had the roof pushed down below the headrest

Why aren't roll bars stock for sub and truck?

memes trigger toyocucks this easily

laffin @ u

toyocucks get bent out of shape so easily just like their cheese frames LMAO

>memes trigger toyocucks this easily
>this is what the domestic actually believes
top lel, enjoy not reaching 1 million miles with your original gas engine cuck.

>oyocucks get bent out of shape so easily just like their cheese frames
>cheese frames
yes, something that's been long resolved, go do your homework, lmfao

>top lel, enjoy not reaching 1 million miles with your original gas engine cuck.

>gas engine owner
>calling others kuks
LMFAO

Gaslets when will they ever learn

>diesel cuck

lmfao, just end yourself for being such a huge faggot lmao

>his truck can't go over 1million miles
LMAO stupid toyocucks can't handle high mileage
enjoy being a kucked gaslet faggot

>Perfect truck
All trucks are shit

>inblybin

>Rotary powered truck

dropped

>coupecuck thinks """racecars""" are for anything but teenagers and gopniks

Only a POS like ram would use plastic oil pans on a truck.

>still this mad that his domestic gas trash can't make 1 million miles

lmao i'm dying here

>his truck can't go over 1million miles
this is what this nigger believes, i showed proof of a ten year old tundra clocking in at 1 million miles with it's original gas engine. stay forever btfo.

WHERE ARE THE STRAY PRIUS

no time to shift eat and constantly roll my back window up and down to trigger fixed window cucks.
also p. sure they didn't offer the godliest of godly first gen in yurop

ew 90hp lol bawhaha wut omg lol

Holy shit if this is your car please post more

Ever tried to masturbate and drive with a cuckstick? It ain't easy. Automagic is the future of fapdriving.

How nu r u

I masturbated in a car before but I used a broads mouth.

Yes it is. Do you drive an 18 wheeler in traffic or something?

But it does OP. Here it is.

Wow really?

ello newfag

(((Unibody)))
Are you trying to trick me mate.

>c frame
>box shorter than 5 feet
>fca
>niggers
>unibody
THIS is the perfect truck. It was so good Ford had to kill it so the F-150 could compete

Can't waiiiiiiiit!

>muh leaf springs
>muh parking brake cables
>muh frames
>muh dash rattles

>c frame
As much as I love to shit on toyotas rangers are guilty of the c frame as well
t. ranger owner

but they're from an era where C frames were perfectly acceptable. toyoshit still uses c frames

>fca
>that much chrome
how thick you have to be?

What truck do I buy with a $6000 budget in south Texas?

Diesel is actually master race in trucks, you cant import a diesel Toyota Hilux to America?

>Buying american diesel
that looks like a huge mess

there are no hiluxes or land cruisers in north america

They don't believe in the free market so no.

but you cant even import them? i mean in europe we are free to import anything as long as we tax it

first gen tundra rides like shit. bounces around fucking everywhere. Also bed is too short with a double cab.

youtube.com/watch?v=y2QSogJj3ec

not anymore

There's lots of older Land Cruisers and Hilux's in Canada. Not new of course.

You can get the Colorado/Canyon with a little diesel. You can get half tons with the baby diesel too.

you could probably import one but they're not worth the arm and a leg needed to do it.

If it was 25 years old

trd doesn't bounce, corners great. git gud

a ford ranger with 100k miles?

is it powerful though? I was looking at a Ford F-150 but the Ranger interested me also

>has to copy ford to pass

>is it powerful though?
meh. it's a dog though. it wants to just keep on trucking

~7000lbs towing with the 4L V6

literally anything if your willing to work on it a bit, nothing newer than 2006-7 if you want a diesel though

>2500
>Hemi

Poorfag.

>no wear
>no dirt
>not hauling anything
It's like lugging around an empty suitcase.
"Are you traveling somewhere?"
"No, but I'm the kind of guy who would!"

pls don't fall for the "if your truck isn't beat to shit you don't use it" meme

>Perfect truck
>Fagota Cuntra

Pick one

why would i need to fap when i can get roadhead?

argument discarded

I like the Honda Ridgeline. Sue me

i should, uncultured swine

>Why aren't roll bars stock for sub and truck?
Because that cuts into the OEM 500 lb towing capacity most new shit comes with these days. I thought my wife's Jeep was a POS when it only had a 5,000 lb towing capacity until I started looking into brand new ones and saw they only have like a 1,000 lb towing capacity. The fuck happened to trucks.

Where exactly did you show this proof?

their turning into family cars

But there is nothing wrong with that truck, you have patrician taste.

better than a shit Toyota

I didn't know you could own a turning into family cars.

hilux meme truck

most other pickups on the european market are much better
VW Amarok, Nissan Navara, Isuzu D-MAX, Mitsubishi L200 to name just a few.
Hiliux is underpowered and overpriced and you can't even put in the Adblue (DEF) yourself.

Fuckin' wrong.

Mine is ace. Driven the rest (work at an auction house so get to try everything). Like anything else there are some very minor inconveniences but over all fuckin sweet. Only thing that comes close here is the Ranger XLT.
Pic related my baby.

a nigger

why are all new utes so fucking ugly

...

which engine has yours? the one thats available on the german market is massively underpowered

when you compare it direclty to a navara for example it loses in all categories:

- less power
- worse ride
- worse interiour
- more expensive
- worse fuel economy
- worse emissions
- can't put in DEF youself

don't get me wrong, the hilux is still a really great truck, and definitely better than the retarded ameri-shit trucks, but there are even better options.

Newfag here. Is this autistic yotaposting done by just one person?

now they only offer the 2.4 D4D in my country
the 3.0D4D is dead, but the power loss isnt a big deal -20hp as long as its reliable
i would go for a used 3.0 tho

Been around since 71' cuckboi

everyone on earth knows this truck is the best eva, so it could be anyone

Only reason it failed the test for so long was because it had a better off road ability. Now it's diminished.

Sorry my dude, best truck coming through

>c frame
>torsion-bar suspension
>SOHC
Don't make me laugh