Honda 2014 Civic LX Wont Start

So it seems its a computer issue.

>key cant unlock/lock car remotely
>inside lock buttons dont work
>nothing appears when turn key

It cant be the battery I replaced it in January.

>2014
>Civic
kys

Thats the plan friend, but i cant injest my exhaust fumes without the car starting!

I dont know, is there anything i could do or do i have to take it to mechanic?

Test the battery again

Test the alternator

Come post again when you have completed those tasks.

Get someone to help you jump it. Then go get it tested at a parts place

>It cant be the battery I replaced it in January.
News flash: It can still be the battery

Also, what you described doesn't indicate a computer problem.

I only thought that because last time it was the battery it made a very loud noise when trying to start.

It could be your alternator failing, which is what caused the original battery to fail.

It's a dead battery, as in completely fucking dead and not just too low of a charge to turn over the engine