Doug DeMuro General

New Doug DeMuro video fuckers

youtube.com/watch?v=cnAUnGjMd5U

Nobody here likes Doug you weirdo

If he wore a lease he would be Dog Demuro.

Why did this make me laugh?

If he was in a big painting on a wall he'd be Doug DeMural

If he filtered water he would be Doug DePuro

Pug DeMuro

If he lived in Muro he'd be Doug de Muro

Every fucking time.

I can't stand his faggot high pitch voice

If he found the cure to all diseases he'll be called Doug DeCureo

If he got robbed he'd be Mug DeMuro

>dont forget to visit my column
Plug DeMuro

If he were Finnish he'd be Fugggg :De Muro

If he looked at Spanish stuff he'd be Doug DeMiro

>watching doug dereddit
gb2

If he was purely for creating red blood cells he'd be Doug DeMarrow

>Waiting for his rap album to drop

Thug DeMuro

If he liked to pull himself he'd be Tug DeMuro

If he wore a toupee he'd be Rug Demuro

If he were a gastropod he'd be Slug DeMoru

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If he were himself but less gay he'd be Fag DeMuro

If he were a majesty he'd be Doug DeMajesty

If he got invited to parties he'd be Chug DeMuro

Nobodies dislike Doug you mean

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If he was an arthropod he'd be Bug DeMuro

If he wasn't under court order to stay at least 50 feet away from persons at all times, he could be Hug DeMuro.

If he was a website he'd be Blog DeMuro

If he was an alcoholic beverage he'd be Grog DeMuro

If he made terrible father's day gifts, he'll be Mug DeMuro

If he was a /pol/ meme he'd be Frog DeMuro

>OP samefagging in a desperate attempt to keep his shit thread on front page
Sad!

If he was a dirty brown foreigner in Australia he'd be Wog DeMuro

>Thinking that's me
Sad!

If he got stuck in a pipe he'd be Snug DeMuro.

>implying that matters

Shrug DeMuro

If he really like to drink beer he'd be Chug DeMuro.

If he was a carpet salesman, he'd be called Rug DeMuro

If he had a big dick, he'd be Hung DeMuro

We need to spam the comments on his recent video with these

If he were comfy, he'd be Snug DeMuro

If he were an assassin he'd be Doug DeMurder

If he was poor he would be called Doug DeEuro

If he was dead he'd be Doug De Muerto

If he was German he'd be Doug der Fuhrer

Awww

le tongue guy

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If he impersonated an actor, he would be Doug DeNiro.

If he was any good he'd be a smug demuro

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If he was a dragon in LOTR he'd be Smaug DeMuro

>That picture is making me trip out

Drug DeMuro

Damn, RR was really slackin' back then.

My 1995 Jaguar cost me 1800 and had everything the Rolls had, minus the mirrors in the back. It also had a telescopic steering wheel with 3 memory positions, memory seats, heated seats (available heated rear seats in 1996), reclining rear seats, and it was much nicer looking overall. Used the same leather (Connolly) and lambswool mats, too, but the seats were styled much more nicely. It had burled walnut with boxwood trim; even the passenger airbag SRS was written in gold. Cost 75 grand back then which was less than half of the Spur.

I would take a Phantom over any current Jag or other luxury car, though. They finally made it look ridiculously luxurious inside and out, and it has features galore and everything looks handmade but modern.

kek'd