New Doug DeMuro video fuckers
Doug DeMuro General
Nobody here likes Doug you weirdo
If he wore a lease he would be Dog Demuro.
Why did this make me laugh?
If he was in a big painting on a wall he'd be Doug DeMural
If he filtered water he would be Doug DePuro
Pug DeMuro
If he lived in Muro he'd be Doug de Muro
Every fucking time.
I can't stand his faggot high pitch voice
If he found the cure to all diseases he'll be called Doug DeCureo
If he got robbed he'd be Mug DeMuro
>dont forget to visit my column
Plug DeMuro
If he were Finnish he'd be Fugggg :De Muro
If he looked at Spanish stuff he'd be Doug DeMiro
>watching doug dereddit
gb2
If he was purely for creating red blood cells he'd be Doug DeMarrow
>Waiting for his rap album to drop
Thug DeMuro
If he liked to pull himself he'd be Tug DeMuro
If he wore a toupee he'd be Rug Demuro
If he were a gastropod he'd be Slug DeMoru
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If he were himself but less gay he'd be Fag DeMuro
If he were a majesty he'd be Doug DeMajesty
If he got invited to parties he'd be Chug DeMuro
Nobodies dislike Doug you mean
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If he was an arthropod he'd be Bug DeMuro
If he wasn't under court order to stay at least 50 feet away from persons at all times, he could be Hug DeMuro.
If he was a website he'd be Blog DeMuro
If he was an alcoholic beverage he'd be Grog DeMuro
If he made terrible father's day gifts, he'll be Mug DeMuro
If he was a /pol/ meme he'd be Frog DeMuro
>OP samefagging in a desperate attempt to keep his shit thread on front page
Sad!
If he was a dirty brown foreigner in Australia he'd be Wog DeMuro
>Thinking that's me
Sad!
If he got stuck in a pipe he'd be Snug DeMuro.
>implying that matters
Shrug DeMuro
If he really like to drink beer he'd be Chug DeMuro.
If he was a carpet salesman, he'd be called Rug DeMuro
If he had a big dick, he'd be Hung DeMuro
We need to spam the comments on his recent video with these
If he were comfy, he'd be Snug DeMuro
If he were an assassin he'd be Doug DeMurder
If he was poor he would be called Doug DeEuro
If he was dead he'd be Doug De Muerto
If he was German he'd be Doug der Fuhrer
Awww
le tongue guy
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If he impersonated an actor, he would be Doug DeNiro.
If he was any good he'd be a smug demuro
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If he was a dragon in LOTR he'd be Smaug DeMuro
>That picture is making me trip out
Drug DeMuro
Damn, RR was really slackin' back then.
My 1995 Jaguar cost me 1800 and had everything the Rolls had, minus the mirrors in the back. It also had a telescopic steering wheel with 3 memory positions, memory seats, heated seats (available heated rear seats in 1996), reclining rear seats, and it was much nicer looking overall. Used the same leather (Connolly) and lambswool mats, too, but the seats were styled much more nicely. It had burled walnut with boxwood trim; even the passenger airbag SRS was written in gold. Cost 75 grand back then which was less than half of the Spur.
I would take a Phantom over any current Jag or other luxury car, though. They finally made it look ridiculously luxurious inside and out, and it has features galore and everything looks handmade but modern.
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