/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

i got da stattrak blues
duh dum da dum
yeah i got that stattrak blues
buh da da dum
she keep sbuying skins but i got that stat trak blues

I wonder if she ever read this

>buy pistols
>Win

What rank are you guys and how many wins do you guys have?

FAK U

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rng csgo disbanding?

no rank 3 wins 900 hours

>people actually play mm

Silver elite
16 wins

What was this drama about?

>le wunderkind with the recessed chin
Danish mouthbreathers will be crushed by the resurgence of swedish CS

What the fuck is this "your connection to the matchmaking servers is not reliable" error?

I tried every solution in google.

were u at?

>ex pro player
>toxic as fuck in MM
>god tier observer/analyst
>chill dude to hang out with
Who /YNK/ here.

>swedish CS

For me closing all steam-related processes and starting steam again did the trick.

is aimtux any good?

K O N D O
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>Reddit
reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/60vviy/i_am_in_the_hospital_with_my_wife_of_10_years_who/

Can I just say a dude with a vag appeals to me.

I hate the bullshit that comes with women, if I could have a bro that also had tits and a vag that would be perfect. All of the fun without the whiny, bitchy bullshit

Just date femguys. If you think (((trans))) doesnt have much more drama, you're 100% wrong.
Also
>posting on reddit for attention
>gay
>furry
>married 10 years
>no sex
lul

Trans is cancer. I'd rather cut my dick off than deal with that pile of mental issues.

And femguys sounds gay. I want a chick that acts like a dude.

You just want a normal chick then sry dude

Play like shit
Dont play for a week
Get even worse
Dont want to play since I get smashed every game

How do I break out of this cycle?

is this some meme

i had to stop playing cs a while back cause i became a neet and couldn't buy my favorite p2c

tfw dark souls general is faster then csgog
;_;
i hope chinkmoot removes Veeky Forums and turns it into esports

There is only so much to shitpost about these days. I hope something comes along and brings us back to life

tfw no fin gf

Being >nofingf is perkele :'(

guys...when are /ourstich&joe/ going to upload another episode? I'm...i'm starting to have to resort to watching StateofCS with cummler

Joe killed himself this morning. hltv.org/forum/1432822-joe-quottolkienfanaticquot-cardali-killed-himself

iktp

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like an esport event xd

Who do we reckon Reginald is going to pick up for TSM.CSGO? He's gunning for that ECS spot but he only has like 3-4 days to get a lineup and is definately still interested in csgo but I have no idea whose available in NA

Hope he picks up a plastic surgeon to fix his fucking face

yeah i felt hesitant attaching that pic to my comment desu

dead game

dead life

Do you use your entire mousepad or just a small portion of it?

I play with 2 sens in source games so yea

800dpi
1.1 ingame
Steelseries Qck+

Make of that what you will.

How long have you had that mousepad and how is it holding up? I just got one and am already nervous about how the edges are holding up

About 6 months, the edges are a little fucked, the rest is as good as new, or it could be if I could be bothered to clean it.

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I only use about 1/4 of my mouse pad, more if I'm bunnyhopping.

2.62 sens @ 800dpi

I like that the pins package is shaped like a condom

Are they worth the $10?

>cases but irl
no.

Cache is pretty aesthetic

I actually found the stream with Thoorin really entertaining and I hope he doesn't decide against participating again because of all the shit he got. He seemed to have fun doing it.

Cache is ugliest active duty map

The pin is good tho.

>posting your smurfs rank and pretending its your main

400dpi

1.7 in game

I have a leather topped desk and use the entire thing as my mousepad

damn that's slow. Do you have mouse accel enabled on your os or in game?

>playing ONE fun game of cache with my supreme buddies
>get german skids that advertise their epic privatecheat every round
>they still lose 13rounds somehow

back to runescape it is

/blog

friendly reminder that Thorin only has 300 hours in game

I hope its oldschool, user..

so what
still knows more about the game than you

ofcourse

nop

>level 0

I highly doubt that's his main

clips twitch tv/FunGentlePepperTwitchRPG

He constantly shit talks pros yet he runs and guns like a silver. Everyone >LE knows more about CS than him.

It's his main. Account is 13 years old and he is level 12 actually but he kept switching from private to public so the number bugged out.

Good

>LE
stopped reading there
keep playing your 5v5 minigame and remember to buy some skins goy

do they really

IGN?

OK let's see why your hero Thorin is a complete joke.

clips twitch tv/CooperativeObedientChinchillaNomNom

>AK spams nonspammable walls
>runs through smoke
>aims for knee
>runs and guns
>boosted to nova by his SEM/Global friends after rank placement games

B-but he has the epic banter, right??

Its armaa

did he criticise your favourite team or something, reddo?

He can't criticize when he doesn't have real knowledge.

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If you want to watch Thorin's nova plays:
youtube.com/watch?v=oM47gt-D7iY

>thorin gn2
>higher than me

;_;

>gn2
>better frags than LE-SMFC teammates
>can frag against le-smfc

explain

goddammit why cant i fucking bet without a clench at all

>doesn't stop to shoot
>doesn't aim for head
>peeks with grenades in hand
>terrible calls
>terrible crosshair placement
>terrible map knowledge

>le-smfc

explain

if you want to max&relax bet on EPG vs Preparation. EPG are bootcamping and in great form atm. 90-10 match

>10 years
>We haven't actually had sex yet.

This is the greatest troll of all time

FUCK YOU INATION FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>Trans is cancer. I'd rather cut my dick off
>Trans is cancer
>I'd rather become a trans

No. Cut my dick off and die

>betting on a random pug team vs established T3 players

you are pretty dumb arent you

Wish I could bet, but sites won't allow me, because of some bullshit scam "escrow" thing.

I just got that new Logitech G Pro keyboard, it's pretty much a tenkeyless G810 with updated switches i believe. So far so good, I've played a few games and I like it more than the G710+ with browns I'd been using for over a year.

dude I fell asleep watching this last night, I was laughing so fucking hard I got exhausted and fell asleep, hearing Thorin say fok you after every kill was too much.

Also I didn't know Anders made a ton of workshop content including the cartel skin, crazy.

from previous thread:
"Are YOU retarded?

esports is not like this super demanding activity where the players need to be peak performance

women can play the "point and shoot" game just as easily as men can"

lol where are your proofs

I dont think he made them. He's just getting a cut for promoting.

he got fucking roasted so hard over being GN2