*spins at 5mph*

Can we not do this again? Last thread just devolved into golden smilies and GTR vs Corvette. If you don't like him, filter him.

>t. mrcummy

>repost this shit webm on a regular basis but can't tell me what car it is
Veeky Forums, everyone

its one of these faggot

Lurk more it's a volvo you newfag

It's a Volvo 240, it's mentioned every fucking time someone puts this webm up

>it's mentioned every fucking time someone puts this webm up
now it is, yeah.
maybe i'm not a newfag but just don't usually pay attention to bullshit, but tell me about this 240. is it stock? no excuse if it isn't.

>PLS SPOONFEED ME

Reddit is down the hall and to the left

I think I saw him say it's LS swapped (although I'm not 100% sure)

don't tell me where i belong you double nigger

>I think I saw him say it's LS swapped

He says a lot of things. He posts pictures of his mom's house and claims its his for one.

It's stock

So why does Veeky Forums love that car again? Simply because of the looks?

i can see how that shit happens then. no big deal

Alright here's the rundown on this guy

-in contact with e621 mods
-rumoured to have gotten spitroasted at a furrycon
-said to be passive aggressive and retarded in public
-owns six stolen cars
-alphonse and prez/o/ bow to mrcummy
-own several dog dildos (knot included)
-spun out at 5mph
-outcasted from his amish village
-houses basically every std on earth
-first people to defend him will be his alternate trips
-rules (you)(18)(ch) with an iron cock
-scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'great yiffing' which ruined Veeky Forums
-this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=TSaIqj3oHu4
-kept the electric car down for decades so he could spin at 5mph in a volvo

Which half of this shit is true? Don't disappoint me now.

>i can see how that shit happens then. no big deal

Yeah I guess spinning out a 5mph is a daily thing for you mrcummy.

>yanks an old piece of shit volvo into a tight left-hander
>expects to not spin out
i'm not defending him, but yes, i can see how it happens.

>t. mrcummy
youre making it too obvious

fucking saved, somebody please do a bogdanoff edit of his face
He stepped on the brakes too hard because he was going too fast I think. I don't necessarily blame him for it, but it tells me he needs better tires or a better suspension setup.

>I don't necessarily blame him for it, but it tells me he needs better tires or a better suspension setup.
that's why i was asking if it was stock or not, really. definitely needs better suspension setup.

RWD swedish tank

>because he was going too fast I think

5mph isnt fast. Well OK I guess in a POS Vulva it is.

With 130hp
I'd rather an Opel Omega at this point.

The thing is, you can build off a chassis, and I know 240s have aftermarket, and turbo models exist. I don't know what the aftermarket's like for the Omega.

Maybe it'd a good thing that the average Veeky Forumstist can't drive.

I doubt you'll get anywhere with the stock Volvo motor 2bh

>we don't need this as a daily thread
Yes we do

The state of (You) seek help you clingy little kid

>Yes we do
*breathes in*
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Ok Mrcummy we know it's you put the trip back on

wtf mrcummy btfo

how does this even happen?

Blah blah blah furfag blah blah blah shit driver blah blah blah lifted off blah blah blah
Does this explain everything?

I wish he died. I hate these threads because it's a reminder of how close we were to finally being rid of him for good

But no one else on this board really has the "can be laughed at because pathetic" quality that MrCummy has

this tbqh

That fucking lethargic ass countersteering man.

Dude took a full second to realize his rear end broke loose.

>spins
>5mph

kinda of a double negative there no?

It's not a tank, it'll crumple like paper mache if it gets into a collision with any car made in the last decade

faggot

>cvpiautist shilling this hard to make us forget his incident and focus on the lesser sperg instead
Keep trying Mr fedora

I told you it was some old Volvo last thread you forgetful nigger.

thnx cummy

Furfags can't drive

It was stock when that video was recorded

I'm never surprised by the amount of shit ass drivers that come out of the woodwork to critique others with their messed up view on vehicle and driving dynamics.

All of are wrong in what you're saying.
His reaction was late but Countersyeeting earlier would not have helped. Getting on the throttle would not have helped. His recovery was fine even though he could have avoided swinging back if he'd eased onto the brakes to straighten up originally.
And he would have avoided the situation entirely by dragging his braking further into the corner.

As for those acting high and mighty because they've never almost eaten shit before. You're a bunch of pussies.
If no stack you ain't pushing hard enough. Get.some balls and take risks otherwise you're just another commuter

And get a better car if you're going to attack the touge you dumb furfaggot
Grandpa cars dont belong

he won tho

how do u weebs defend that

weebcars wiuld've been blown uo

>a thread died for this
>it another "mrcummy's autism won't let the thread die so it gets 350 replies" thread
remember to enter sage in the options field

Mrcummy, Mrcummy as user, and Mrcummy's alternative trip in 3 posts. Pathetic.

Well he is a furfaggot so he loses by default, like you

My hubby is a winner :3

wtf i hate mrcummy now

>Post yfw you will never be pathetic enough to use an alternative trip to defend yourself and pretend you have a mate

And what was the c ompetition? Who can rape a dog the fastest?

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I learned how to react when my car started to lose traction by fucking around in the snow before trying to be dagumi on a mountain. I've lost traction multiple times but never spun out on public roads like this dumdum.

fuck you guys mrcummy is the best and most knowledgeable trip on this board. I love each and every one of his posts. he is a glimmer of sunshine on this board. I dream of the day that he nuzzles me softly

I'm busy working on my truck and I'm about to go get some boba with a friend, I don't have time fur this thread rn, maybe later :3

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>I'm gonna pretend I dont have time for this thread but I'm gonna continue defending myself as user

P A T H E T I C

He was here from the start. He's the OP.

Go back to /g/

1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 10.

Bump

AHAHAH

>we don't need a daily thread to bully the worst of the worst currently active tripfag in hopes of getting that incompetent benchracer to leave

There was a Crown Vic autist incident involving a fedora?

because despite all his benchracing he can't drive.
He had hard time keeping up with the famous fourrunner that had his furry autistic boipussi in it on the touge.

>spun a stock 5hp 500000 ton volvo on dry
how can you be THIS bad

Who uploaded the video?
Who tripfags?
Why do tripfags need attention
Who gives them more attention?

You're a stupid kind of cunt, aren't you?

my 240 has totaled every car that rear-ends it and came away with nothing more than a broken headlight.

When you run out of lube and haven't fucked your onahole in a week.

morning

another day, another oportunity to kill yourself furfag

after you

>I am not hated by everyone other than other homosex furfags on this board
neck yourself you benchracing cunt.

I am not a furfag, no reason to an hero

How am I benchracing?
That doesn't even make sense.
Weaboo is just as bad

nope, I don't rape dogs

Children is worse

>can't drive
>pretend you can
>unironically hates toyobaru because it doesn't make 800 horsepower despite having never driven it
>doesn't know shit about car setups for going fast yet pretends you do
>instead of fixing the real problem in that shitty cliffspinner you put a big engine in it to compensate for your lack of ability to drive and because in your infinite retardation you believe a big vee eyte is all thats required for fast.
okay I guess you're not benchracer you're just incredebly retarded.

Oh, it's just an 86 fanboy, this explains everything.

good thing I don't touch children then

Thank god you can control yourself, I hope you keep it up.

you should give it a try with dogs then

I've never fucked a dog, I don't own a dog.
I have a cat tho :3

I'm sorry but this whole thread isn't even Veeky Forums material. Where are our mods?

>Where are our mods?
wait, we have mods here?