ITT ways in which you are "THAT guy"

>be me
>5pm after school
>run to parking lot to get into my car
>first one to get out of the lot
>get onto road that is right along where all the first years stay and walk by after class
>rev my engine while in neutral in my auto tragic
>looks for days

t. toyota camry v6 gang gang gang

> recently got WRX
> used to smoke in old shitbox but don't want to smoke in new car - dont want to stink it up
> considering unironically vaping in long traffic jams

>Family poor
>used to look at cars and dream of having a cool one, always loved wrx sti's, but could never afford one, even with 200,000km
>get my license, learn on an old manual
>save up for an old sports car, parents check out one for me while I'm working, turns out it's auto, but they used my money to buy it
>play around with it for 2ish years, end up loving the car
>family inherit several million
>buy me a new wrx sti, haven't driven manual in eons
>I'm now the guy who stalls his new sports car in traffic

This is why I originally got a vape. It wasn't just for my car's sake, but also so I wasn't blowing smoke in non-smoker friends' faces when they were in my car, so I could "smoke" in friends' cars (I make sure they're OK with it first) or in hotel rooms when travelling.

I quit real cigs around the beginning of this year and I've just been vaping since. The one piece of advice I'll give you is to just get a decent setup off the bat, it doesn't have to be fancy but don't bother with those shitty pen things, they're not satisfying at all and you'll go right back to cigs.

Since there's so many vapers in here I may as well ask -what's the point?

I quit cancer sticks to when my girl friend and I got together, but I've been considering vaping if it gives you the same buzz as a cigarette. It's been a while. I miss that calm after you exhale. Fuck.

Blast rap full volume out of a good system through peaceful neighborhoods

Accelerate escessively fast out of red lights

Get angry when people drive slow because driving in New York City made me hate that

I need to stop coming to back home to bumblefuck, I hate the driving

>Own a classic pony car
>I know what i got tier boomer
>Blast loud hairband music out of my shit speakers
>constantly talk about shit nippo cars and the superior vee-eight

I'm literally a stereotypical boomer but I dont care, because deep in every kids hearts they know i'm right

drive around a gear below what i should because it sounds cool
play shitty techno loud enough that the doors shake

im a pretty memey character

>get angry at people in front of me going slow as fuck
>turn on lights and siren until they pullover
>turn off lights and siren

i also try and turn my tires into rubber puddle at every stoplight/stopsign i can if there's nobody around

>miata
>Veeky Forums
>decent fashion sense
>blast emo music with top down

In no ways. I'm self aware and not autistic.

>school gets out at 4:20
>be in parking lot at 4:18
>wait for qt3.14 in my e46 with
music blaring
>gf gets in
>windows down, sitting at retarded stop sign in parking lot
>go 10mph passing some losers on sidewalk
>sit at red
>turn up bass knob
>RIGHT ON RED
>dump clutch
>shift at 5k

>I miss that calm after you exhale. Fuck.

This is the point right here. I tried a lot of ways of quitting, even managed to stay off for 3 years when I had a GF, but every day sucked. Nothing can really replace that feeling of relief and calm after you take a drag, except a vape.

This was me but I had a lowered car and I'd go sideways over the speedbumps and scrape, even though if I wanted to I could avoid them entirely

I blast classic country in my Ford all the time and drive slow as fuck

I recently started drinking energy drinks and I drive a focus st

I just don't like coffee i swear, and I don't like bringing tea with me

When I park my MR2 at a diner or whatever, I leave the top down, and sit near windows so I can stare at it, and watch people look at it.

>tfw some teenager thought my spyder was an older GT-R
>mfw his friends all called him retarded

I'm over 50, drive a 95 GMC 4x4 short and a 05 extcab Silverado...have long hair, listen to Finish operetic metal, both trucks have subs, don't vape...

>drive FRS
>Vape with windows up for muh hotbox
>Aggressively defend car over muh handling and feel
>Blast eurobeat and slide every corner
>Stuck dick in exhaust pipe to fully connect with car

>drive a RHD japanese imported shitbox
>slammed it and rolled the shit out of the fenders
>put on 3in turbo back with screamer pipe for maximum noise
>welded dif
>have a handful of anime themed "slaps" on my windows
>wear slim cut jeans
>listen to EDM loudly with the windows down
>dump the clutch and drift a corner on the street in broad day light at least once daily

At least I know I have a problem okay.

same dude. nothing like that cold wind blowing into your car

>budget for shoes: $75
>budget for wheels: $2,000

>sit in restaurants so i can look at my car
>driving playlist is vaporwave and eurobeat
>drove out into the mountains at 11 pm just to eat a burger - there were people at the lookout so i just sat in my car eating and watched the moon

>gets millions
>buys new wrx instead of a mint old one
wew lad

Parents were sick of my old death-trap car, they wanted me to have a newer car.

>not buying an rs6 in that case

>own NA8
>this sounds extremely comfy to me

I gotta drive mane it's too good.

>SILVER Non-VTEC EK Civic sedan w/ rice canon
>Blast loud rap music with the bass turned up(Honda speakers are great btw guys)
>windows down in peak hour traffic to make every else's ride home that bit more shitty

>drive an MGB
>unironically considering buying a tweed hat, driving gloves/goggles, and a long silk driving scarf

what has this car done to me.

Swap your NB8 for a clean NA8 and you've made it, can't deny those kawaii pop up beauties

Are you me?

Don't like wagons m8
Would have gotten a boxster/ s2000 or something but I'm too tall.

>Drive a -97 2.2 Camry
>Only traffic rules I cant keep is the speed limit
>Have a sub but never blast it in slow traffic/city centers
>Still blast trash metal with incredible loudness

Also I know its a bit crappy and old, (odo +400k, still dont wanna trade it.

>drive 1992 Lexus LS400
>Was my old grandmother's car
>Love how comfy and roomy it is
>Easy to pile all my friends up in my car
>I am a grandpa before I am even 21 because I don't want anything but a big boat
>Depending on my mood blast Metal, Techno or Bagpipe Music (help me)

Not saying your story is bullshit or anything but it's interesting how your parents are poor but you had wealthy relatives

>have Kawasaki Vulcan
>ride aggressively
>have loud ass pipes
>have stereo and speakers that I have to crank to max volume so I can hear it over pipes
>engine brake all the time
>wait 3 or more car lengths to pull up in stop and go traffic
>wear leather vest

Grandparents were stingy with my family. They decided my dad would fend for himself because he was a man, and his sister would have a house bought for her and financially assisted her whole life.

My dad was pissed and decided he would be different from his dad.

Ahh makes sense. My mom's parents weren't super rich but they were willing to help their kids if they were in financial trouble. Needless to say the only person to take them up on it (multiple times too) was my aunt who got knocked up right after high school and now has four other kids.

What juice you vaping right now?

>have BMW
>It's dad's
;_;

It's an s13 isn't it

> Eurofag
> Drive old japanise shitbox
> Live in small town
> Everyone drive eurocars and listen to pop or reggeton
> Always windows down and blasting stoner rock or metal
> Drive aggressively & never got a ticket
> Im dat fucking rock guy

Unlucky. That mob are likely sucking up any inheritance you might get.

Acapulco by Gold Leaf, kind of a pipe tobacco-ish kind of thing.

I wish "vape culture" were less cringey in general. I'm doing this for convenience and so I don't give everybody around me cancer, not 'cause I wanna be some tryhard vape nation fuckhead, and definitely not because I want to inhale fucking breakfast cereal. It makes me want to start designing vapes just so I can come up with stuff that's designed to be discreet and tasteful instead of looking like a damn kid's toy from the '90s.

They already got something like that called Juul. It's not the most tasteful but super discreet vape. Hits hard as fuck too it's perfect for me at school cuz smoking is illegal in most parts of the campus

I've seen that but I don't like the idea of being locked into a system and having to buy cartridges etc.

I'm cool with the way the whole vape market works, and I kind of enjoy tinkering with hardware etc., I just hate how everything is an eye-bleeding tryhard abomination. As an example, this is my "out and about" vape right now, and it would be fine if it were offered in plain colors, but instead you're stuck with these god-awful graphics on the damn thing. I think there's a market for full-featured setups that don't look like tasteless PC cases.

same here. sometimes I just have an full retard day
>jerky starts cause car is super light
>sometimes jerky downshifts
>rev match perfectly
>can't get off the line smoothly
>sometimes just stall
>confuse first and reverse
>drive 10 under to hypermile

I vape too but I'm quitting rn.
I don't know why you buy that kind of trash. I just stay away from that kind of shit.
I run a tesla 3 and tsunami 24 and it's simple looking and works.

Idunno how it is in america but vape culture isn't bad here.
People just go out on smoke breaks and either take out their cigarettes or boxmods smoke and talk and then go in.
Vaping is just smoking with a different device here. Not some cultural movement.
And yet tryhard americans shit on me constantly for vaping where here it isn't a taboo.
And yet they drool over shitty bmw's that go for sub 1k here and are bottom of the barrel shitboxes even with low miles.

I drive an Audi and I'm proudly elitist.

let them hate on us

>Acapulco by Gold Leaf
mah nigga.

I'm patiently waiting for Wismec to fix their fucking Predator 228 mod. My main mod finally broke after 4 years of use and I've been using my friends rxmini. Everyone I know that has no issues with the Predator 228 say its amazing.

>be me
>be riding in heavy traffic
>filtering between cars, having a chill time
>light goes green before I got to the front, see a gap at the front I can make
>give it some jandal, make the gap before the traffic starts moving
>right at the last second I see the gap was actually a girl on a pink and teal dirtbike on her L's
>blast past her at like 70-80km/h, she's barely moving
>feel like a total dick afterwards because I doubt she would have seen me until I blasted past

s-sorry

Try slowing clutching out on downshifts.

WHY

I was never much of a smoker, no more than one cigarette a day and usually even less. I started vaping (3mg nic) because I like the taste, the smell, and I like watching smoke clouds and blowing smoke rings. It's just really pleasant.

Driving w your fog lights on is dangerous for other drivers. Please don't do that.

Gotta stay in the powerband of course!

i fix 99 percent of problems on my pontiac with duct tape and park it in the back of parking lots to smoke weed. also sideburns.

...wat?

>leave my fog lights on most of the time
Please stop doing this.

>drive slow as fuck

kill yourself

That one 1998 honda civic driver who always blasts music with his window open.

>NB Miata
>top down
>aviator shades
>ZZ Top or other dadrock blasting at all times
>driving speed limit except for during turns
>WOT take-offs from every light to the speed limit
>engine-braking or coasting to every stop
I'm sure I'm at least somebody's definition of THAT guy

Typical miata owners pretty much, most don't like dad rock though.

>m3 driver
>windows down and sunroof open
>even at night in colder temps

I just really like the sound of my exhaust.

>no flat brim, no vape
>look like a cunt
>wears wayfarers
>launch at every stop light
>stop in front of the line at the lights 99.9% of the time intentionally

Also, window half down bumping nig-tier RAP

4.11s, no overdrive and a 60hp i6 will do that

the fucking knob has turned sideways, you knob

>I drive a civic si and am a honda/acura fanboy in general
>I am mexican
>I like cruising in second gear at high rpm for the vtec sound

>Euro
>Vaping Euro
>Smug Vaping Euro
Jesus. I didn't even know it was possible Euros could get worse.

i drive my mazda s3 with foglights constantly
loud ass fucking music (of which changes a lot, vaporwave to rap to alt rock to punk ska to etc)
autistically challenge anyone who revs at me
(live in FL near orlando so lots of dudes driving high end cars they can't control, MS3 wins a lot)

no vape
thats how my family is, pretty much
except my parents are also cuntrags who take my money

>truckerfag by profession
>amateur drag racer for weekends
>drive completely blacked out vee-ate challenger
>burn down the streets until 2 a.m. on a Saturday blaring death metal
>always wearing ripped up jeans with a wallet chain, black t shirts, and never drive anywhere without my backwards turned black flat brim baseball cap

kek i do the same thing cuz decelerating in my car sounds nice +that instant power in 3rd

>5.0 Coyote Mustang
>red light racer
>windows always down
>stereo up
>general dickbag aggressive driver

>FoST driver
>Vapes
>Volume at Max
>Drives like a man seeking his death
I don't even care anymore

well at least you don't listen to rap

you're the only knob here friendo

How did a boomer end up on Veeky Forums?

NB1 still kawaii as fuck.

though the fucked up bumper and headlight fitment on mine give it a subtle smug expression.

drive speed3, vape, look like a douche. drive like a douche (occasionally). skinny jeans. fog lights 25/9.

>Drive a 2001 DC2R in mint condition and hoon it everywhere

>Put a custom made car cover on it at work because it's outside in open sunlight every day, paint is still good and >straya so the sun will destroy it eventually

>Blast eurobeat and anime music out of hueg sub in the boot.

>Rev at people commuting on the train because an overpass I take has their train station inches from a major road / traffic light.

Feels fucking great desu. Coworkers laugh at me about car cover but idgaf I wanna keep my baby safe

>straight piped; drives in high gear
>blasting vaporwave with the windows down
>runs stop lights after midnight
>anime girl sticker on car
>license plate frame that implies aftermarket parts were installed on vehicle

I literally beg for police attention at times. Guess what I drive...

i smell a subaru, or integra

shitbox nissan silvia

>I don't know why you buy that kind of trash. I just stay away from that kind of shit.

I use tanks and regulated mods because I can't carry around a separate bottle of juice all the time, and this was the only mod I could find that had enough power to run the tank I like but which was a pocket-friendly shape. The pic I posted before doesn't show how tiny it is, here it is with an 18650 and a Galaxy S7 for scale. I can actually comfortably carry it around in the coin pocket of my jeans.

That Wismec looks pretty nice.

Have you tried the Alien 220? I'm using one with a TFV12 as my "desk vape" and like that setup a lot.

>Ecigs

Fucking faggot lol.