/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

DUST OFF YOUR ANGRY CHICKEN'S IT'S TIME TO FOOL NETDECKERS

So anyone who knows anything about good cards effectively gets a 3 mana 3/3, Battlecry: Copy a card ?
The other cards it shows have to be ones that aren't in the deck so they're going to be shit.

EVERY TIME I LOSE IN ARENA IT'S BECAUSE I'VE GONE SECOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We've reached the point where "guess" is literally a keyword used on an actual card.

So who else is fucking done with this game? Say "aye".

Yes

get good at coinflips idiot

>card rewards meta knowledge
>OMG I"M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!!!

you've gone full meme kid, never go full meme

It'll be a fine card in constructed since the choice should generally be obvious but in arena this thing gets interesting, maximum S T O R I E S tier in arena.

> Abyssal Enforcer
> Abyssal Enforcer
> Abyssal Enforcer
Can you imagine playing this in Arena?

i dunno it's not statted that great and the chance of you getting a card thats useful and doesn't fuck up your quest doesn't seem like it will be helpful in most situations

and it has no tribe synergies unlike Drak OP which was overstatted and was a dragon

but i like the direction they are taking priest in "stealing cards" as a priest player its a fun mechanic and rewards deckbuilding knowledge

Arena is just going to be paranoia mode when you get it wrong and one of the answers was a legendary or major aoe.

What the hell is this

> Deathwing
> Pyroblast
> Malygos

>druids will literally always be able to ramp into innervate big minion into nourish for cards

this game is such horseshit, just gut every class every 2 years except druid and then give druid more OP bullshit

druid has probably been the most consistently average class throughout all of hearthstone

>hugely unfavored vs the most popular ladder deck right now

>Look at 3 cards

3 cards from where? Just 3 completely random cards?

look at 2 random cards and 1 that was in your opponents deck

Pretty crazy.

>play this in Arena against a Warlock
>choose between Deathwing, Kabal Trafficker, and Jaraxxus
>pick Trafficker
>its not in their deck

>play this against a pally
>tirion appears
OH BOY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE ANSWER TO THIS MISTERY?!

> playing wild
wow! you surely showed how good player you are to all ten peoples who cares about it

What should I play if I rank 15 and I just want to stay here to mess up with players who are trying to climb???

Taunt Warrior.

you'd always pick jaraxxus

Well this is awkward

JOKE'S ON YOU HE'S PLAYING RIVER CROCOLISK GET FUCKED METAFAG

>Dirty Rat on 2
it's like he wants to lose to Ysera

>Turn 2 Dirty Rat against a Priest

That golden portrait must have taken him a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time if he plays like that.

what so bad about it?

>Ysera
>Dragonoid Operator
>Brann
>Drake
>Nef
Priests play fatty minions you do not want to deal with on turn 3

I'm waiting for the inevitable Trolden clip where a person is presented Magma Rager, Murloc Tidehunter and Kalimos, pick Kali, and whiff because the Shaman is playing some dumb Elemental aggro deck and it was Rager all along.

You never, EVER play Dirty Rat on 2. You only play Dirty Rat if A. you're very confident you can snipe something like Reno or Kazakus or B. you combo it with something like MCT or Shadowflame.

Turn 2 Dirty Rat is begging to have Paletress or Y'shaarj hit the board instead of the other guy's Rat.

> be druid
> play this shit
> use hero power
> attack minion
> use hero power again
> can't attack
who the fuck designed this game

Rate the worst comeback in the history of arena scrubs. Also, hate the deck :^)
hsreplay.net/replay/T9iMQtzNqVpz3swTcAfuZB

That card has been out for a year and a half. If you don't know how it works, the problem isn't with the dev team, mate.

are you retarded?
your hero doesn't have windfury no matter how much attack it has

> play this in Arena
> blood imp
> nozdormu
> piloted shredder

That'd be broken :)

Why would you even need to comeback against the guy who playing tinyfin?

>didn't even try to play around deathwing despite me playing a dragon deck (blew taunts and all removal)
>blew kazakus while not under pressure instead of waiting for brann
>ran fucking DOOM instead of twisting Nether

I'd have to agree, how the fuck do you fuck up this badly after 500 ranked wins.

He never fucking said that you idiot
Windfury is a separate effect with a keyword, why the fuck would gaining 1 attack and armor allow you to attack again
Out of all the legitimate things to complain about in regards to coding in hearthstone you whine about something that is actually working? Just because you're a retard and can't read?

> ran fucking DOOM instead of twisting Nether
He could not have one and doom is better anyway.

You can run both doom and twisting nether in meme Medihv decks because they spawn you big guys 4u

Because I'm shit and my draws were off because my deck is shit :^)

games been out for like 3 fucking years, 500 wins with a class aint even that much

theres streamers that jam an aggro deck all day and get 50 wins in 1 session

>didn't even try to play around deathwing despite me playing a dragon deck

In fairness to him, Ysera is probably the biggest dragon 99% of ladder has seen in the last four months. Deathwing's "SHOW ME YOUR REMOVAL OR DIE" effect is lost when the opponent can just turn your face into hamburger the turn after with an Upgraded! weapon or other burn spells.

I wasn't that user you dumb shit :)

I actually saw Jade Druid having one when he jousted this against my Ragnaros.

How? 10 mana cost takes your whole turn and renolock doesn't need extra draw so much. Doom is a meme card.

If you're playing turn 2 Rat against a Priest, odds are you're two twists shy of a screwed-in bulb anyway, so, I'd wager it probably took his dumb ass awhile.

> elemental expansion
> terzarone still isn't a card
> there will never be no call for elemental lords spell

1 he is at rank 13, expect memes
2 if only there was a card that you could combine with doom to give you board

>terzarone still isn't a card
How do we know she isn't one of the new legendaries though?

>The Elemental Lords were servants of the Old Gods
>No Therazane card in WOG

>Elemental Lords are....lords of the elementals
>No Therazane card in JUG

>But we have two versions of Deathwing for...reasons

No fucking wonder they required knowledge of WoW lore for that job they posted. They need someone there to remind them of character relevant to the expansions.

That belongs in a museum!

This is actually a cool card because for the most part it requires skill and knowledge on the player to know what decks are being played. inb4 lolarena

Two of the three Elemental Lords are Shaman-exclusive, and Shaman's legendaries are already revealed.

If that stony bitch is slutting it up for other classes, she can find her own way back to Deepholm.

>Mage with the coin has double Mana Wyrm, Mirror Image, Thalnos, and Missiles by turn 4

I know tempo mage isn't meta right now but fuck I hate mana wyrm, either draw an answer to it or lose immediately as mage removes every minion you play or hides it behind mirror

If it makes you feel any better, Tempo Mage lives and dies on Flamewaker, and that piece of shit is rotating.

>tfw even if she comes out since Rag is hall of fame'd in standard you wont be able to summon a board of all 4

They can always use popular characters like Sargeras, Kael’thas, Arthas or Kerrigan

You wouldn't have been able to in Standard anyway. Neptulon is GvG.

what deck are you playing that can't deal 3 damage to one minion lol

i love her

>tfw all the cool meme cards get rotated, never to return

Why would you even care about rotation if Wild is the ultimate meme format?

>you will always have 3 damage from hand turn 2

Megafin is Neptulon on roids if that makes you feel any better

>Oh, a 7 mana 7/7 that gives you four random Murlocs and 3 overload?
>HERE, HAVE A 5 MANA 8/8 MURLOC THAT FUCKING STUFFS YOUR HAND WITH THE SLIMY FUCKS.

anyfin is mrgglsome is also rotating so memes are lost

So play it in Wild and watch as Megafin gives you Murk-Eye, a Warleader, and a bunch of Grimscale Oracles.

What card would be the cancer of next meta? Ice shard is the closest to it so far.

Zavas. Zoolock is frustrating enough with Councilman having 5 health and getting to 8+ attack by the next turn. Now Zoo is going to have a huge closer card.

Feel Good Moments (all happened to me recently)

>play as Pirate Warrior in Wild mode against Paladin
>win on turn 4 without coin

>play Dirty Rat turn 1 with coin on Mage, Priest, Warlock
>pull Reno Jackson

>Shadow Word: Pain the enemy Deathlord and get Ragnaros the Firelord

>arena
>paladin skips turn 1
>I skip turn 1
>turn 2, paladin drops Grimscale Chum then Sir Finley Mrrgglton
>ohgreat.jpg
>only have one Hungry Crab
>turn 2 for me
>draw card
>the fucking other Hungry Crab
>play both crabs, killing both murlocs
>two 3/4 minions now and it's his turn 3
10 seconds after I click end turn
>The victory is yours

good times

I feel like Zavas is a bit too conditional. You need to draw the card early in combination with your discard cards. And then you have to pray that you actually don't Zavas and not your other discard cards. I might be wrong though.

>It's real
what the fuck. The wording is awful.

>tfw new hunter 5 drop causes hunter to start playing young dragonhawk and timberwolf for big combo damage memes

Remember that time when the cards depicted creatures from the Warcraft universe?

Between Life Tap and Malchezaar's Imp, getting Zavas won't be an issue. Then you have shit like Lakkari Felhound to not only discard cards, but to soak damage/burn to wear your opponent down before you drop her and smash face.

Zoolock has been simmering right below the surface of this meta for a while now, not breaking through because Pirates and Water are a bit faster than them. Discozoo will blow shit up in JUG.

New hunter quest will be about playing 1 mana minions. You heard it here first

It's too dangerous for some mortal museum

seems weird to complain about it this expac since almost half of the cards revealed so far are in WoW

>they took off the Heros of Warcraft tagline
They're distancing themselves as much as they can with Warcraft

>quest: play 10 1 mana minions
>reward: some shitty 5 mana 8/8 that makes it not worth it, leaving hunter in the shitter

>Reward: 5 mana minion that fills your board with Webspinners

>Webspinnerspinner
>5 mana Beast 5/5
>Deathrattle: Summon 5 Webspinners

I'd be unironically terrified of that minion.

Not only are you killing it six fucking times, you know it's putting at least two Highmanes and a King Krush into your opponent's hand.

>any adapt shenanigans in ungoro
>shut the fuck down with devolve
awesome team 5, just fucking splendid

>try to put minion that cost more than 5 minion in my deck
>it dies to removal

WOW TEAM 5 NICE GAEM

>implying they won't get shit like river croc and more webspinners

STORIES

In how many hours is Pavel to generate some packs?