/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

why is there no recommended cheating service i nsticky

fuck off

aimtux

odds: stay up
evens: sleep

Cucked

>not cheating in csgo in 2017

how cucked can u be honestly

best windows p2c is platinum

aimtux is free and pretty good too

>being so bad you can't play without cheats
I'm laughing at your life cuck

On topic of cheats how do i change models of players to bright red, like 255/0/0 red, to make it very visible? Not intrested in any other cheat

>practicing for hours when you could just download a piece of software and get better results
>watching pro games where nearly every team has 1-5 cheaters

lmaoing @ u rn xD

aimtux can do this.

thanks user, I really doubt this will get me banned as there is literally no way to tell.

Much easier on the eyes

>wasting time on a shitty map while cheaters are STILL a massive problem
Valve needs to pull their head out their ass and fix this game. It's Fucking disgusting

Not that the community cares, they are just happy to get new skins and think everyone should cheat to make it fair

Put your jew cap on and think like a valve employee.

If you fix the hackers will this sell more copies? I seriously doubt it. Now you get the community to make up 17 skins and toss it in a crate, thats thousand of dollars worth of profit for no effort.

They dont need to fix the game so long as people keep falling for the skin scam.

anything similar for Windows my good sir?

Hey betfags. You got a list of daily picks somewhere? Gotta make bank yo

>put minimal effort into banning some cheats
>put game on sale for dat profits

This is ultra jewish and valve have done it in the past

5 matchmaking games in a row with at least 1 hacker on my team I am done

Dumb question. Do you get true random drops or only when you rank up for the week?

What gun skins get you the most attention?

Everyone loves my awp pink for some reason

Also have a redline with a kato2014 ibp sticker that people love even though its worth shit.

i hope lauren casts again tonight :3

Does anyone use left+right click to throw nades halfway ect or just use left for long and right for short only?

LOVE

PANSY

CASTS

bump

Ranks vs outlaws.

Never heard of any of these cucks but papa needs a new UMP-45 | Grand Prix (Field-Tested)

Pansy is a babe

Pansy looks like a dude

>Internet too unstable to play
>Cant stream either
What do I do in this situation? Drink until I cant beat bots anymore?

that way virgin

Only a virgin would find that attractive, virgin

Why is there so many pistols when they all do the same thing? Why have a budget option when they cost next to nothing

What were those tweets of her from last night?

pansy is a fuccbae

pansy? more like princess~

>missharvey in the OP
>people drooling over pansy

bunch of creeps tbqh

>2 awps at pit
>They both die to SMGs at very long range

Epic
Truly epic

missharvey is a terrible attention whore sjw player

pansy is a respectable and professional caster

Why not both?

>One guy on enemy team suddenly starts getting shit loads of headshots near the end of the game and ends up getting 8 rounds in a row and winning

Not suspicious at all

2 people with 20+ kills
everyone else has less than 5

fucking shit

I have this bad habit of falling into only those two groups, I either play amazing or trash. No middle ground

>The guy with 3 kills (by the 17th round) keeps dying first and constantly taking the bot
>Can't kick because he's queueing with someone

Retarded cancer shit

>get the same retard squad in my next game

great

>He reload when he has 21 bullets left
>Gets dropped 0.5s later even though he was aiming straight at the guy

God damn it

Lel

First game in 2 months
Also moderately drunk
Drop 40 bomb
All my team are noob

explain tghis gotagards

You are so drunk that your kills and assists melded from 4-0 into a 40?

i just love all those places where the enemy can see you but they are almost invisible due to same colors as background
fucking chameleon maps

LOL
WE ARE FOUR
THEY ARE ONE
HE IS AWP
LOL LETS ALL RUSH HOIM
OH WAIT
WE ALL DIE
XDDD!!!!!!!
EPIC PLAN
I LOVE THIS LEL!!!

>Kill 4 people before anyone manages to die on my team
>Die to the 5th guy
>The 5th guy kills 4 of my team

not fair

When I get Prime will I see less smurfs at low nova or am I doomed to being a baddie until I'm as good as the smurfs

Most maps have specially painted walls to avoid this (like the giant cum splat of white on the back wall of back of B site, Dust2

More smurfs less cheaters, which is about the same outcome either way

>Test ping to city where server is
>60ms
>Try to play a round
>1500ms
Are you trying to fuck with me valve? Half the server had 300+ ping

>tfw when you get SG as a CT

Don't you just love it when you get hit by enemy AWP after you move away and never even saw him because his ping was like 300?

Oh, but don't worry, this is good, this allows the people with shit ping to play this game
t. gaben

...

Wheres the "Uses aimbot against bots" panel?

>When the ISP toggles laghacks for you
All joking aside I really want to kill myself right now, this is hell

Living in australia must be hell

Usually its ok. I've mastered the art of the 80ms ping and can work around it.

But this last few weeks have been bad, the internet drought is killing us all. I dont think I've seen 1 of my mates actually playing competitive, all just play casual/dm since the internet is so shit.

>All golds
>Really suspicious shit in game

geee i wonder
must be a smurf ;^)

90% of smurfs are cheaters. They just use the smurf excuse to get away with it, FUcking ligning scyumvbags reuning myh games O)S

>t silver
It's really not hard to outplay novas and have them think you're walling.

>global elites are so good they can tell where you through a wall when you're not making any sounds at all or make any shadow they can see
>but they are so good they can still headshot you through the wall

oh, and global elites are so good they know all the prefire spots even the ones that arent prefire spots the ones where you are but they still prefire it because they are that good to know you could be ther

There is nothing in life better than getting the hacker to call hacks when you wallbang them after their guns sticks around the corner. They are so oblivious to their surroundings

I want to deepthroat missharvey and hear her gargled quebec accent as she tells me I'm the best rifler she's ever played with and that my gamesense makes her wet

I want her to say "the bomb has been planted" as I cum deep inside her inbetween queues

>I want her to say "the bomb has been planted" as I cum deep inside
I came

using mm ranks as indicators of skill just shows youre terrible

people who play with their feet are global since the banwave in late 2014-15

anybody gotten banned for aimtux?

yes

Have you come up with an excuse yet?

>one game shit on the enemy so hard they ragequit, call hax and surrender before the half
>already dropping a 20 bomb by the time they surrender
Next game
>Be shit mid-fragger, get shit on and lose

How do I improve my consistency?

only overwatch not vac

is this simpleradar thing actually good

I used it for a long time, it helped me out with the odd callouts I never knew. I'm not sure If I still have it installed or not

1. Create Hack
2. Win every time
3. Go Pro

play more

Visual cues help, bit I was thinking more of the dudes who think that walking after running somewhere make them stealthy, or get spotted on the map and you ambush them a minute later from retarded angles as they push through common rotates.

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

dont even reply, he just wants attention

more fiber :>

Same except more extreme
Either 30-40 kills or 5-10, only in between when they get 16-0 or something like that

git gud scrub

50 bomb or 5. no excuses

>someone cheating in csgo

i don't believe you

you can't cheat on a vac secured server...

>ywn facefuck her with her dumbass gaming headset on

you can get ow ban if you're bad at hiding it, or untrusted if you go full retard with the hvh settings. if you use low fov aim/rcs/walls and you know how to wall nothing bad will happen

>Canals
>Terrorists
>Rush B
>Arrive before the CTs

Why is this allowed?

How should I train my deagle?

Tell it kindly to aim at head every time.

Take it to the gym