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>Ill take care of the food, you take care of the company
>Are you sure you need more snacks?
>When you finish what you've got ill give you some more
>Looks like your pockets are full

Grindin

just let the general die

Looking to do CMM on PC again to help some friends. What's a good way to avoid reset upon death besides pulling the cord?

ayyyy smash dat mf reset button

Not the power switch, but the reset button. Test it first, of course, but usually it cuts power immediately and is much easier to access than your PSU switch or wall socket.

when

top 2-3 coupes and sedans?

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Top 3 Sedans:

1. Intruder
2. Fugitive
3. Primo

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How did he get so gud?

I want the blonde to sit down on me

Who /fashion show catwalk/ here?

Why can't we buy purses to match our outfits?

>fashion show
>you are literally the only one participating

Everyone else knows they can't compete and stayed home

never

>tfw still 2 weeks
>already grinded enough dosh to buy 3 of each

youtube.com/watch?v=F5xl_5DPDn4

Help, I've made a monster

He was just born that way

How do you grind the 2 miles for a vehicle warehouse?

Mil*

you do heists and heist setups
also try and join gtag CEOs who are actually doing work

Ideally they come out of your first round of heists.
Alternatively, crates or VIP missions

Do crates, or just regular CEO missions, and heists.

>crates
stop being mean to the noob and tricking him into money wasting schemes

>crates
>in 2017

Crates better then Heists or VIP missions you daft twat, you can make millions in a matter of weeks.

:'^) I just farm heists but I always get shit teammates... recently made an impulse buy for a car too that I wish I hadn't done haha.

Feels like I dont make much money through heists setups, I make more per hour by racing than doing heist setups. And I rarely get into actual heists

>wasting money on crates
>when you can just get a vehicle warehouse instead
sorry but crates are the biggest fucking meme

>do crates for weeks for millions
>do vip make million a day
dumb zentornigger

What's vip

what you can do is just join a gtag ceo and get them to do missions all day, until you get the mil required for office, then you go CEO and go do work all day until you gety money for car warehouse
then you can work all day getting cars and finally making profit
until you buy the buzzard of course

I bought an office and warehouse on sales so l saved about half a mil from the price.

But l just did daily objectives, random heist setups, a Fleeca and bucketload of double$ races. And once you go CEO the vip mission.

I suggest getting the RH8 for free and a Bati 801 as they are fast and cheap tools to get around.

Crates:
Buy the warehouse
Spend 18k on every shipment of crates
You get no payoff until you have enough crates to sell
Crate sells have big potential to be fucked up by other players or just plain fuckery

I/E Master race:
Only have to pay for damages to cars and for the sale
Much harder to fuck up because it's just driving
Much faster

He doesn't have the dosh for a vehicle warehouse yet, so how can he get one?
That is imposible, you'd have to grind headhunter and whatever else none stop to make even a few hundred thousand in a day.

CEO lite
by having 1 mill in your bank, then you can be VIP for 4 hours
same shit as ceo but you have a cooldown once youre done

What is the buzzard? Isn't a helicopter? So why is it a Major goam

>You have to grind to make money
Whoa

>waste money on crate warehouse which is more expensive and less money than cars
>to get money for cars
thats like telling someone to buy a lamborghini so they can sell it as a collectors item 5 years later when they just want a golf

Why didn't Rockstar add animals to next gen or PC, I saw one once when my game bugged out, and I recorded it, but my game crashed shortly after.

buzzard attack helicopter can be instantly called in as CEO, anywhere
but you have to buy it to get it for free (trust me it's really worth it)
makes your life just THAT much easier

You said you can make millions in a day, which is simply not true.
You're assuming he doesn't already have a warehouse, which most people do.

Oooh nice

Ya so far I'm chillin with my semi shit car but at least I look hella cool B) I'd get a pic but I'm laying down getting ready to sleep.

So far loving gta5 other than the feel that I will have to play for months till I can afford anything.

Played a lot of classic gta back when I was younger so I finally (many years late) bought this game

It's a very fast helicopter with weapons that once bought can be called upon when ever, where ever for free as a CEO.

I don't have a warehouse lmao I only have made 700k so far. Spent 500k on a car sadly and regret it

well it seems i cant refund this game. looks like im stuck here forever.

Can someone explain the insufferable boner Rockstar has for the pcj-600?
>modding my game
>try to install a new bike via sami
>game crashes
>i'll try to change the models only via IMGTOOL
>make dff, txd backups
>cannot make it work with the models
>now cannot add the old model files back
This makes no sense. I have seen so many people replace the PCJ yet it's absolutely irreplaceable when I do it.

Its a giant cargo plane, and very fun to play with

Why would you refund a game you already played?
You can't refund a movie once you already watched them

What happen when buzzer is killed?

Is there a timer or a cost to get another one if you have bought it?

yes it's only a jew seconds or like a minute.

Timer starts when you get it delivered. not destroyed so unless you're a retard it should always be available

pff talk to me when you'll get on my level cunt

When I close my eyes really tight I see this

>down to earth car with potential to rally
>not an exotic supercar
>can't be given a six or seven figure price
>doesn't have autisticly ugly modification options

never ever

Can somebody link me to a list of the new cars coming in the update?

gonna get punched

youtube.com/watch?v=fC_SLbzgqXY

why?

SOON

thank

>npc tries to swerve into my lane during a sale

That is fake

>keyboard driving

>keyboard shitposting

>warstock
>Its a pegasus vehicle
Thank the lord this is fake

>It's a pegasus vehicle
Not every vehicle on warstock is a pegasus vehicle. Hell the insurgent is even described as a pegasus vehicle on warstock and isn't one

Dear lord, I fucking hate it when the NPCs stay behind cover for a million years and won't come out unless if you stick yourself out of cover.

That's why you blow up the car next to him with some gas tank shots or teabag him to death

I find it's easier to write the mission off as a waste of fucking time and spend my precious seconds doing more important things, like jerking off to trapshit.

This isn't restricted to this mission, I meant when it comes to fighting NPCs anywhere on the map.

They practically live behind cover at this point.

Yeah, it's awful. Especially when they pull out an smg from cover and blind fire with minigun firing rate and sniper rifle accuracy

Don't forget when you're literally 2 blocks away and they still land every bullet with their shitty Micro SMG.

>stand two blocks away against an NPC who hasn't noticed me yet
>npc's spidey senses start tingling, he goes into cover, sticks out his hand with a micro SMG in it and empties his whole clip in ,5 of a second
>not a single bullet misses you and you die instantly
>I'M A FUCKING MARINE!

got that rich spencer cut goin on lad. Im gona run up on you in a hoodie and meme on you.

stealth missions are literally aids everyone i play with is retarded

Im not white

If you ever lost more than 3 crates you're a gigantic dumbfuck.

Buncha grindin losers who can't enjoy the simple act of shooting someone in a game unless it means they can make a profit easier

t. Armored Kuruma driver

PvP in this game is dogshit i dont understand anyone that doesnt avoid it at any cost.

Who the fuck are you talking about?
Certainly not GTAG.
Half this crew fucks up anyone who doesn't have that crew blip. The other half is just waiting for someone to give them a reason.
If you find us so pathetic why don't you join us sometime.

The fuck is this on page 10 for?

dead game, inactive hours

>go into merryweather compound
>shoot at them
>they shoot back
>don't get killed in ,5 seconds
>trained mercenaries, with body armor and carbines are WEAKER than some random jap fags

nigga, even a hipster with no training and a plain pistol is a better shot than heavily-trained militia-men, that's one of the biggest flaws of GTA V and GTA Online.

>steal car
>some faggots in their ricers show up
>dump an entire uzi mag in 0.5 seconds into my head
>without hitting the car i'm driving
>eventually kill them
>chopper shows up
>dude headshots me out of a moving chopper with 1000% accuracy
>shoot choppers tail rotor off
>it's spinning uncontrollably
>faggot still headshots me out of a wildy spinning, crashing helicopter
>pilot still manages to crash it into the car i'm stealing
>every driver near me starts panicking and makes a beeline for the the car i was stealing and crashes into it

Flight school 2 when???

South Korea is wrong Korea.
Wrong Korea is worst Korea.
North Korea is BEST Korea.

Is there any fucking part of this you do not understand?
Stop fucking asking. Rockstar don't give a fuck about your poor man's GTi, and neither do we.

Single player only, same as the taser.
GTAO is too social for psychopaths who like to electrocute fluffy bunnies

how do i get past this level

Tap Y button for speed boost

you push alt button
then f4 button
then you push them at the same time

Does the money minigun still work?

Latest addition to garage one.
My TVR Speed6, the closest I could get to "reflex spice" paint

Why did you take a picture of your monitor, it just makes you look like you're taking the piss

>weeks

>wasting this much money on one of the ugliest cars in the game