SC2 GENERAL

+1

made a quesadilla with a corn tortilla and i would not recommend this method

i wanna do a sexy dance with a girl as cute as sickzii

I just woke up...
what did the janitor do this time !?!?

stfu

test

hey are you the janitor? arsehole?

you gals are my closest friends

youtu.be/wphVlBZ5sxc

F

i was on r9k and theres people so young or never been on the internet before that they never seen a trap before theyre like

>WOAH WTF THAT'S A MALE?

>That doctor is a genius.
I got completly fooled there. perfect tit job.

>if that is a fucking male then I'm gay.

>wtf is this.seriously how is it even possible

>HOW IS SHE NOT A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE WOMAN?

wolf

yeaaahh....
r9k... it sucks....

bad thread; didnt even wanna gook in it

gook it up

agreed

not worth a gook

fucking normnorms

why was my thread deleted tho

twitch
.tv/kramand

my life wasn't meant to be like this...

my life was supposed to be great...

where did the time go...

what do u wanna do

im bored too

i been watching shitty twitch streams all day

i was at work...

i love 'zii desu

WHAT THE FUCK

how much do you guys spend on food everyday. like either home cooking or going out...im trying to eat cheap and healthy so curious how low is too low

i made a cup of rice, 1 can of lentils, 1 can of chick peas and 1 whole thing of broccoli and it lasted me 4 days

isnt that not enough...thats like 1000 calories a day

you can do something like this but it fuckin sucks

idk man honestly food fuckin sucks

i survive on 194$ a month from food stamps

but if i had my own cash i would probably be just cashing myself outside at fast food places and subway for every meal

and zahs

top keker.

why didn't they unplug it

yeah its not enough i just ate it whenever i felt like it and also ate other stuff on the side but it was my main dish kinda thing

usually people will not act rationally in stressful emergency situations

i feel that pressure in my stomach... a poo is coming

idk why they hit the poor cat instead of just unplugging it tho

tin is back; time to go on silent

questionable use of a ;
but what do i know :S
idk how to use it

especially women
women basically can't do anything right except spreading their legs and giving birth

lets let them join the military tho lol

anyone else staying home on a friday night...

>literally april 2017

hahaha wtf

where is my life even going

this is an army captain in 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=Ta6MQNz9e-0

im gay

sometimes I see myself in the mirror and feel some really odd sense of depersonalization...

i see a piece of shit failure lol

idc

my life over kms too much work tho

ughhhhh watery shits
when will my poo be SOLID DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK

ironic thumbs up

eat fiber dude

ur diet sucks!!!!!

i have freakishly large muscles!

covered in a comfy layer of chub :3

feelin sad comm

quite a few layers :\

*pinches belly*

ehehe

gooks

that guys diet freakin SUCKS!!!!!!

same

*sips coffee with milk*

my diet is ok i dunno why i shit water
its a medical mystery i think

i need to fuck hapa girls

*begins watching the ken burns baseball documentary*

save me
kill me
plz help

i wanna fuck a fob stinker and make a million hapa girls for you to fuck

eat psylium husk

thatll show ur shits whos boss

im getting tired of making tea all the time i drink so much

i need to eat a dick at some point

can you describe in detail your tea making process and all the shit that goes in it
i wanna replicate it

never ask a retarded crazy person for advice

not him but look up japanese tea ceremony...
a superior culture...

we believe in tin here

not him
steep tea in very slightly below boiling temp water with mug covered for about 5 minutes then remove teabag

we believe in absolutelly NOTHING here

id love to but even im a pleb in the tea game
i dont have a kettle or loose leaf or anything fancy schmancy

i microwave water till its boiling then use 1 bag plain black tea per 1 cup of water and steep for 5 min then add milk and stevia

i might start making huge batches though so i dont have to keep doing it

4 fukkkks sake.

except God

god is dead and i fucked his arse

time and water temp will differ based on what type of tea it is sillies

i love them jersey boys

*makes tea*

hm... easy!

always love taking a shit and then sort of pushing and getting the "glug glug glug" noise as i know that im pushing out all the extra gas and waste

see i'm a p big deal in the tea comm

i was keeping it simple. i would never do that to a white tea

teaboy...

ooga booga

i call that those crackling poops

unsweetened hot black tea is completely undrinkable for me

unsweetened ICED tea is bearable with a lemon

but the whole thing with that is..... you cant just add ice

you have to cool the whole thing or you water it down

but i rarely ever make unsweetened iced tea id rather just buy it / get it at restuarants

its too many steps because the cooling process adds an additional 30 minutes- hour atleast

holy shit shut the fuck up

+1

when i was really little i used to think that when i had diarrhea it was normal poop that exploded when it hit the water

girl yo butt too fat

you know what pisses me off
when im waiting to cross the road at a light and i press the button
and someone frickin comes along and just ASSUMES i didnt press the button and then they go and press it too
just kinda implying that they think im incompetent and dont know that you have to press it

the button does nothing lol
idiot

ACTUALLY i know about the button placebo thing but ive tested all of the buttons on my usual routes and i know the ones that do work

bbl when tinfoil and after school amershits have fucked off
bye

literally

haha get fucked in the pussy

buttonpressing faggot
i hate all button pressers. they press the button, then cross when it's safe, and then all 4 lanes of traffic get stopped and they're already gone
if you press the button you're a bitch
you have a vagina

i hate people like you so much

wonder if ill ever lose... it...

i love unsweetened hot black tea desu

reminds me my sisters ex bf

um jay walking is illegal and dangerous
i dont live in a big city where ppl but their fuckin lives on the line every time they cross the road dude
im trying to stay alive here

+1
wording my own post