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As an African American with a hoody what do.....

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get shot

you could beat him to the punch and just kill yourself

>put hood down
>window down/radio off
>hands on wheel
>be polite
>listen to instructions
>announce before you move your hands "I'm going to reach in my back pocket for my license, is that okay?"
>wait for answer
>do as told
>probably get off with a warning
>or get ticket
>go to court
>ask for deferred adjudication
>$100 court fee and nothing on the record

Have you tried not being black?

KYS

Surprisingly concise and helpful advice.

COULD BE A TRAP

I was gonna type something similar to this but user got it for me.

Chimp out and scream that you are traveling, not driving, and ask repeatedly if you are being detained before getting tazered.

HANDS UP

Never wear a hood, ever again.

I would add turn off the engine and place the keys on the dashboard.

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Do a 360 and drive away

>As an African American with a hoody what do.....
Let's see. Sunny hot day. Hoody jacket worn. Must be damn hot and the sweat must make the jacket stink unless it is washed every day.

Since in the past month in just my city, black people have shot 3 cops successfully, you should be careful. By shot successfully, this doesn't include the case where the officer was shot at and the black person missed. This is where the officer was successfully hit by a bullet. So the police are a bit tense around black suspects.

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Uhh

go back

Ok will do. Thanks my dear concerned user citizen.

This is how I look, you think that's gonna work? KYS my g!

UP

Lmao!! What?

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Get out and run.

Wear a polo shirt, that's what my black friend does and he's been trouble-free.

I ante no bitch ass punk
OH EXCUSE ME IM WHITE I OBEY THE LAW
im a hard ass mothrfuker fukin pigs wont roll up on my devile

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I DO NOT CONSENT

>As an African American with a hoody what do.....

a. Have valid current non-suspended drivers license.
b. Have proof of valid insurance. The insurance should be for that car.
c. Have no outstanding warrants or citations.
d. Have no probation. 1 out of 5 black males are on probation here. It's an amazing statistic that makes many people pay too much negative attention to the other 4 out of 5 other blacks.

HAVE a current copy of the ACLU guide on how to respond to a police officer memorized. If you don't have one, look it up. The ACLU of washington state prints up those little yellow foldout guides that fit into a wallet. Even if you're not wearing a hoodie, you should read it.

www.aclu-wa.org

The police can pull you over for distracted driving. So if you're using a cellphone, better have it off before the officer comes up. If he sees it on, he can cite that he saw it on and his lapel camera will record it.

The car is registered to you, so doing that is pointless.

>around blacks never relax

ROPES!!!

How to afford a motorcycle or car much less the insurance and license tabs? Become a self-employed entrepreneur!

In today's economy, technology such as ATMs have created new ways for people to be self-employed entrepreneurs earning money in creative ways. These jobs train people to become self-reliant and good at problem solving certain situations to achieve financial success.

But I'm not him tho...

Cooperate and be respectful and NOTHING will happen

Lol get a load of this cuck

Unless you're black and the cop is white with prejudice.

I'd also add turn the car off, and since cops often take a while to get to your window, have your wallet with license/insurance on the dashboard in plain sight. If it's night, turn the dome light on.

There's only so many times I can watch the local news and see black youths jumping out of a stolen car and fleeing before I say "just stop acting like fucking niggers".

>As an African American with a hoody what do.....
If you have a motorcycle, you can take off to places a car cannot go.

Cops deal with shitty people all day. Do you think they want a huge paperwork deal, possibly getting fired, a BLM riot in their city, etc? It's not hard to even get out of a ticket entirely by having your shit together.

>Implying it isn't stolen.

Did....did that girl get shot?

No mercy at all baka...

The black guys are all pretty big boned compared to everyone else. I like how cool they were. The guy didn't even flinch or panic draw. He simply pulled the gun out, shot, and calmly put the gun back in the waist bag. He guarded his homie like a champ.

Unless you yourself are a cop, you have no idea what they "want." Furthermore the fact that whites think this is an acceptable explanation for Trayvon Martin, etc. is bullshit.

Every customer service job deals with shitty people on a daily basis. Customer Service Reps aren't allowed to kill black men and then pass it off as "I thought he was very threatening."

Lol that's fake you dumb faggots

Seriously Veeky Forums might have the lowest IQ of all the boards

prove the negative or i hate black people.

>HAVE a current copy of the ACLU guide on how to respond to a police officer memorized. If you don't have one, look it up. The ACLU of washington state prints up those little yellow foldout guides that fit into a wallet.

Someone went and fetched it at:

Kill yourself and hope you reincarnated as a white man

If you need proof that the video is fake then fuck me you're stupid

>guy holds gun to victims face and doesn't make him do anything, looks like they're both waiting
>reactions are so exaggerated
>no recoil from revolver
>fakest "I'm shot" reaction ever
>robbing someone while 2 guys are standing inches away from you
>fucking "CAM 02" in the most fake movie font imaginable

PS you should still hate black people whether this gay webm is real or not

It's not fake. Why don't you just shut up you BLM supporter. You say the same thing in our city about recorded crime statistics. That the police faked the statistics. You also claim the stats are fake because a lot of white criminals are not recorded.

BLM is full of talk. Do they accomplish things like building public works? No. Do they help educate blacks by establishing programs and seeing it through to the end? No. All they do is tear things down, riot, engage in constant claims that stats are fake, security cam video is faked or edited, that everyone that doesn't agree with them is racist or paid off. And all sorts of lies.

The video looks plenty real. It is up to BLM to prove it is fake and there is no proof yet of fakery.

Clearly this cracka is trippin you yo.

You gotta assert yourself. Turn the radio up, open the door, wave your arms around while screaming shit and saying FOO allot, then reach into your back belt like you're carrying.

This will make him respect you and tell you to have a nice day.

Lmao shut the fuck up stupid cracka

who the fuck keeps a license in their back pocket?

this thread belongs on racists need to fuck off

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Only & exactly what you're told to do.

Musashi needs to fuck off

Crime that occurs with the involvement of vehicles is legitimate fare on Veeky Forums.

By discussing crime, we learn what methods criminal use. We can learn how to protect ourselves better by decreasing the effectiveness of those methods. BLM has repeatedly tried to silence such discussions because decreasing effectiveness of crime results in more arrests of blacks. That is a statistic they have been trying to fight and decrease in my city for awhile now.

That Musashi is another one of those "you can't use statistics because that is racist" types. In public, they never talk about the truth but just ad hominem everyone by accusing them of being racist. They record the incident and then say "See, this official (name here) was accused of racism and didn't deny it." They play dirty, mean, and use censorship as their tool. If they can censor talk about crime or statistics, they will.

Censorship of what has occurred is not Veeky Forums. There's always special interest groups that want censorship though.

Cici boi can't handle it!

>with a hoody

You can always change your race to white. But a real shame about being born with that hoody.

They wear hoody and baseball cap to obscure the facial recognition software. They know the police keep track of crime by obtaining copies of faces from security cameras that have robbery footage. Sometimes they wear sunglasses too.

It's suspicious during the summer as it's pretty hot now. But wearing hoody is how they derail witnesses in court. Since it has success, the word has spread on the street that hoody increases the chance of acquittal. It gives the lawyer enough wiggle room to make a defense against imperfect witness memory or inability to see enough detail to distinguish between other photographs of similarly hooded people.

KILL ALL NIGGERS
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daily reminder that the police are revenue-generating self-serving drones, have never been and never will be civil protectors, and that their sole purpose is to perpetuate classism and oppressive legislation

>As an African American with a hoody what do.....
Don't be found with a bolt cutter and window breaker in your backseat.

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>being this retarded
not like i expected intelligence from a racist
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

Take your racist remarks to .

>That Musashi is another one of those "you can't use statistics because that is racist" types.
take your Ritalin, autist. racism literally belongs on .you have no argument. you're violating gb3.

>police are revenue-generating self-serving drones

My local police are starting to field drones for surveillance.

Helicopters are for high-speed auto chases. But for cases where someone has gone to ground hiding, and a copter is not available, the drone can be used even at night to spot someone hiding. As expected, certain neighborhoods were totally against it while the affluent areas were for it.

tfw will never have this problem

Had a situation where a cop tried to pull me over one time, I just kept driving, he turned off his lights and left me alone while i sped up

I'm in france so i clench my butt very hard

"what seems to be the problem sir?"

This is why niggers get shot and white people don't

Simply following directions and not making a scene will insure you go home alive. If there's a dispute over what he pulled you over, take it up in court like white people do.

Are you a faggot and carry a purse instead of a wallet?

>Never wear a hood, ever again.
A reasonable person should exercise discretion. Hoodies are fine but not in certain situations where you don't want to resemble the stereotype.

Don't wear a hoodie and cap with sunglasses into a bank. It's not illegal, but certainly, many of the movable security cameras will focus onto the face as the security staff looks at any anomaly.

My bank recently had a major remodel of its HQ and along with that came other infrastructure changes. They use recognition software, so everyone that enters the premises automatically has a computer trying to identify them to a database. If it cannot get a full match due to hoodie, cap, sunglasses, the outline is colored. If the person does business and doesn't have a full match, he or she will be asked by the teller to provide some biometric (fingerprint) identification on the scanning pad. That can be asked even though you show a gov't ID such as DL. It is allowed by law (thank you Obama). You can refuse to provide identification (that is legal), but at that point, your transaction will not proceed with the bank (also legal). I can only assume that the bank will flag you in their database as a person of interest from now on.

Alphonse, if you've read rule 3, why do you constantly violate it?

>It's suspicious during the summer as it's pretty hot now.

Or a stoner. Wool cap and ski parka when it's 80 degrees out.

I don't?????

>work at 24 hour store downtown
>enough theft and methheads overnight that we have fulltime security until the morning
>hoodie or baseball cap on, security gaurd follows them around, because of fucking course they will, regardless of skin colour
>natives or blacks always bitching about how they are always being racially profiled at our store

People who dress like hoodrats shopping at 3:30am complaining about being watched by security are the funnest people to deal with. I got sick of it once and broke down to a black lady exactly why she was being followed, her meltdown was enough for her to actually get kicked out. 10/10 would do again.

You literally admitted you are shitposting earlier today.