FUCK COPS

>needed to go out and buy some shit late (like 9pm)
>pull out of the side street my house is on, onto the main (country) road
>two cars pass me, the unmistakeable headlight profile of a modern Ford Explorer tailgating another car
>could be cop because they all drive those now, but everyone and their mother around here has one too so I stopped caring
>as I leave my street, he gives up his chase of the other guy and turns around to follow me
>jams his front bumper up my asshole
>fuck it probably is a cop
>start getting paranoid going through the list of potential broken laws in my head
>I wasn't speeding (don't shit where you eat)
>I stopped at the stop sign
>I used my blinker
>my headlights are on and no bulbs are out (checked yesterday)
>I didn't accelerate excessively or make any more noise than I had to
>I was wearing my seatbelt and using both hands on the wheel
>I have a hole in my muffler but it's nothing compared to the fart cans and straight pipes the nearby rednecks have, and my RPMs were low
>I can't figure it out, I've done literally nothing wrong. Not even the slightest slap-on-the-wrist offense.
>after a mile of being so far up my ass he could tell me what I ate for dinner, he turns around and fucks off
>catch the reflective stripe as I watch him pull away, it was definitely police

>get to my destination in the city
>some drunk fuck pulls in front of me illegally, and comes to a full stop in my lane because he fucked up his turn and almost hit a curb
>no cops around to take this stupid cunt's license away because they're too busy harassing rural innocents instead of watching the dindus like they're supposed to

PROTECT AND SERVE RIGHT GUYS? I SURE AM GLAD THE POLICE ARE AROUND TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR US. THEIR PRESENCE ISN'T ACCUSATORY AND INTIMIDATING AT ALL AS LONG AS YOU'RE FOLLOWING THE RULES. NOTHING TO HIDE, NOTHING TO FEAR!

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STAY BTFO WAGEKEK

quit driving like a bitch lmao

Do you need a tissue you little faggot?

Jesus H Christ man up.

Cops can't be everywhere at once.

That's the thing, normally I drive like a bat out of hell and cops don't bother me, but I was being respectful of my neighbors late at night and following the rules and THAT'S when they decide to follow me around and run my plates.

Go bust some actual criminals you pathetic highschool dropout powertripping faggots. Leave normal people alone.

I damn I'm glad that I'm not a beta male lmao

>Automakers admit to having detailed GPS/telemetry data on all new-ish cars
>Cops can't tap into telemetrics of nearby cars to see which ones are speeding
>Literally free money for the city

Why the fuck not?

ok 1st part the cop was just running your plate because you're out late in what I assume is a shit tier city or bad part of town. He didn't pull you over so what the fuck are you mad about? Awww you got nervous cause you're scared of cops? Grow up.

2nd part, get his plate, description of vehicle and call the cops to inform them?... Fucking hell do your part to be a decent citizen, not like cops can be everywhere at once. Since you didn't report him, he could probably hit somebody else on the rest of his way home.

>not slamming on your brakes then suing the police department

The niggers come out at night to commit crime, he probably thought you were a nigger and had to run your plate to make sure the car wasn't stolen or warrants out for your arrest, etc.

This happened 500 feet from my house, on my way to the city that's 15 miles away. I live in a rural area full of old white people. All the niggers stay within a 5 mile radius of the Wal Mart.

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>i'm a faggot please rape my face

Wouldn't work, cop cars have a dash cam and slamming on your brakes for no reason is illegal

btfo by Ecoboost®

thats implying they could see in front of the car. Who knows why you stopped, maybe because that animal that jumped out spooked you

I have a buddy that was a cop for years and he told me that at night he'd run the plates on every car that he saw just to see what would come up. They get fucking bored during the night shift if there's no reports coming in.

>all this mad

He'd be following while he calls in your plates to check for priors, warrants etc; you fucking coward bitch

Be a MAN

Yeah be a man, lemme just step on the fucking gas and give him a reason to turn on his flashers. Faggot.

>He didn't pull you over so what the fuck are you mad about? Awww you got nervous cause you're scared of cops? Grow up.

Or just don't freak out like a bitch and just go on with your day

You shouldn't feel nervous around cops to begin with, that's the problem. When you see a cop you should feel comfortable and safe.
With behavior like this they just reinforce "I'm a problem waiting to happen to you, no matter how good you think you're being I'll find some reason to ticket you a couple hundred bucks and ruin your week."

>Why the fuck not?
Privacy laws currently stop that. It's why insurance companies cannot get that info unless you sign a form to authorize them to read your data. You CAN do that at the GM OnStar website. Your driving data is then sent to various insurance companies and they will see if they want to give you a rate lower than what you are paying now.

That's why people have to pay attention to politics and be ready to complain to their state representatives and senators against any proposed bill to allow our car telemetry data to be sent without our permission to either insurance or police.

>maybe because that animal that jumped out spooked you
That excuse doesn't work because you will have to prove in court there was that animal. The cop has the dashcam of you doing a brake check. You have to counter that with your dashcam of the deer running in front of your car at the same date and time indicated on the police camera recording.

If you fail to show evidence, then of course the police camera footage along with the officer's statement is evidence enough against you.