/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General

Rin is my wife.

Yeahyoi

Yaoi

It's all Chiefag's fault. He's only useful when he wants to shitpost

I knew something weird was up when she suddenly wanted to take a trip to Mexico.

Yayoi is so poor, she gave me an empty box last Valentines.

She'll make sure to finish the job next time, don't worry.

Being a womanlet is suffering

Rin, you're not allowed to talk to Kanako from now on.

!?

We should try to take advantage of this more often.

I wonder if that one user that liked arguing how fan-favored classic Mobamasu units and their depicted relationships would only ever amount to being eternally forgotten one-shots is still around, and how he feels about individuals getting a song.

I was gonna make a thread on /vip/ but I don't have Pass active on my phone.

I filled her box up.

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I want a Dark Illuminate event so I can take a break from this game

Baba is for endless bullying.

Rio is for endless happiness.

I didn't realize I was among such disgusting NEETs.

I read that first as "Baba is for endless humping"

Idols that are LL.

Really bro

Really

>paying to post on Veeky Forums
Even dumber than spending money on anime girl gachas.

Nothing better than shitpost without filling captchas.

Go to /llsifg/

Well he actually bought a Veeky Forums pass so he could just use the picture.

Oh, we know the picture.

The "epic" kawaii boku, isn't it?

You are dyslexic to the highest degree of sexy

do not come back

This.

Oh you also get a slap on the wrist for posting porn on blue boards.

That's really painful.

Yeah, we wish Dark Illuminate wouldn't.

Arisu has better taste than this.

Jeez, did someone step on your toe or something?

Kaede is a beautiful maiden.

>maiden
Doesn't that imply virgin?

No, it implies youth.

Neither of which apply to Kaede.

So it doesn't apply in that case either.

But she's a hag.

It means a young unmarried woman.

Kaede is a crusty old lady.

Exactly

How many eggs does she have left?

This is a weird-ass ship and it doesn't work.

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Kaede is very beautiful and youthful for her advanced age.

Good, good.

She's fucking old, dude.

It's mindblowing that someone 25 years young could be considered old

>2/5 of the most popular and beloved idols in CG are old hags
>0/5 are lolis
Huh

Producer give me that envelope.

I'm marrying Kaede.

I'm fucking old idols, dude.

Don't e scared Riina they're just a bunch of dorks.

If you're under 30, you're still young.

It's because Americans have a life expectancy of about 55 years due to their diets and profit-motivated health care system.

The norm for 346 is early teens. Even Uzuki is probably on the upper end of the average.

Aki over here

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Aki I see you but I wish I didn't.

I love her more!

Minami is the perfect breeding idol. Anything older than 19-21 is TOO OLD for children.

t. Grandma.

Rina you get headpats

How many of your top 10 CGs are over 18?

Just Fumika for me.

Raising a family with Kaede!

3/10 for me

I love this girl. She is so cute.

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Fumika
Mayu

>Minami gets married and knocked up
>She leaves Anastasia behind

Kaede's creepy homunculus!

I'd like to test that theory.
What if Anya knocks her up?

Kyouko is THE breeding idol. She WANTS to be a wife.

Kako and Nana (>inb4 memes).

Oops I thought that was a 6

This one

Kyoko fuck ooooooff you WHORE

Kyouko is SEXY

I must FUCK her.

Gonna take Mizuki to bed and make her squeal like a teenager.

4/10
Kaede, Noa, Clarice & Rumi

>It ain't me starts playing

- Archive of : archive.is/9JazP

I'm sorry but this is the breeding Idol

Happy Birthday Yayoi and Noa.

Breeding idols?

What are you people talking about?!

How unlikely is it that Noa will ever be voiced?

Zero.

What I'm supposed to do here

user.

She has a better shot than a lot of more popular unvoiceds like Tomoe or Natalia since it's possible Ranko's admiration of her could bear fruit.

Learn kana.