Has anyone ever driven while on the verge of diarrhea?

Has anyone ever driven while on the verge of diarrhea?

How do you manage when you are like 3 miles away from the nearest bathroom?

Happened to me yesterday, had to stop at some bumfuck KFC in the middle of nowhere (which means no niggers thank god).

DESIGNATED

SHITTING

I have IBS and doctors took a while to diagnose it. Now I know what not to eat, but back then I always carried a plastic bag and toilet paper and my car. I shat in an highway exit and a high-school parking lot in Montreal once.

I was driving a hmmwv in iraq. Had to shit urgently and can't stop for a hour. So I tell my truck commander to reach over hold the wheel. I open the door and stick my ass out. While a stream of stewed MRE is flowing out. I yell at a guy in the back to get some wet wipes out and them to me. One hand holding me up while me ads hangs out, other hand cleaning my ass. Someone on the radio is asking who is hanging out of a truck.

Later we arrive at Balad. During the after action review. Someone mentions the soldier who pooped out the side. Then some others chimed in and sa8d it smelled horrible.

i did quite a few times, i just gun it and try to hold the shit till i get home because i hate shitting anywhere esle but my own toilet

I drive all day for work and occasionally get the shits (thought I had IBS but turns out its mostly coffee that does it to me).
Subway has saved my ass a few times. Twice it was bad enough I contemplated pulling over and pooping on the rubber floor mat.

My sides just got detonated by an IED

a Burger no doubt

Yeah it would have been a story about sucking off Iraqis if he was a Euro 'solider'