HELP ME PLEASE

Can you help a girl from japan with finding a good investing for 50,000$ so that she can get 1% every month without rick or experiance needed?

tits or gtfo

I love Japanese girls so I will share my secret investment:

AMD eternal meme

Sorry, I only help japanese girls (male)

>japanese
>tits

Monero

There are pension fund managers making $20 million per year that would kill for a consistent 12% ROA. Consistent.

Hell, I'd be more than happy to pay 3% in annual fees to get a 12% consistent ROA.

The past seven years have been very unusual and will probably not happen again for at least a couple of generations. Sorry, we're in the 7th inning of the Bull Rally. It's switching over to euphoria. They even have a name for this part of the rally that all the media are using. Get ready to get out.

Kys

Thank you prease

I don't know. Maybe try some bond funds

OHYAX
JAHYX
ABHIX

Kek

buy bitcoin

feed it to Gojiraa. He should pay you 1% monthly dividends via lazer blasts from his mouth.

Hahaha

Ethereum. Look it up

I'm sure they sell kneepads in Japan?

>without rick or experiance needed?
I know how to get 1% a month, but we'd definitely need to get Rick involved. Is that a deal breaker?

I'm going to guess she meant "without dick or experience needed", but it doesn't matter, because she'd definitely need dick to get those kind of returns.

Invest in your vagina. Your entire life is EZMode.

ICNB, OWCP, GIGL, NTCXF...you can thank me later

Top kek

No, rick. As in, "herro baka gaijin, I rick your peepee twenty dorrar"

Well, someone's been to Japan.

buy vanguard mutual funds. don't report on taxes

vanguard index/mutual funds seems to be the way to go

>without risk
not really
Closest I can get without substantial risk is 177 per month on investing 50k into a fairly safe REIT

Buy a house

you know it'll take 8.3 years to start actually gaining "very small" profits right?

>Spend $50,000 on camera and robotic dildos
>Become kinky jap camgirl

Www lad you got me good

AMD exists to prevent Intel from getting broken up

>Make 1 dollar per year for life contracts
>Sell them at 50 dollars a pop
>???
>Profit

Is she accredited? Can't help if she's not.

gov bonds

ya fuck

First, know your goal. Is it capital conservation or would it be more capital growth? It can be many things really, but to get 1% back should not be too difficult. I hope i dont get in trouble for this but you can visit my blog on making money with US & Int'l business milanjajic.com/business there I will be talking about investing for people in my generation, the millenials, but also any generation or any person that doesnt really know how to get started. -cheers!

vangaurd funds are very safe and stable funds with great returns. I own some myself.