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If I were to fuck an animal here on earth to get a feel of what having sex with an Angara would feel like, what would it be? A salamander maybe?

>People who try to do Silver as a < level 10 character AT THE FUCKING LEAST with non rank X bronze weapons ALSO AT THE FUCKING LEAST
>The selfsame people who don't even have the courtesy to use boosts or even own equipment

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. I'm so fucking tired of kicking level 3 characters from silver apex missions and silver missions in general. no-one wants to carry your retarded ass who's just going to be constantly dying over and over.

The ONLY exception is if you have gold-tier weapons. At least you can sit in the back and shoot shit.

>kett are literally indoctrination asari
>literally nobody has anything to say about this
Hm

Vetra actually explicitly compares kett and asari reproduction.

Haven't gotten that dialogue yet, thank god it is mentioned. Kind of weirded me out that the reaction was blasé after the initial one in the voeld facility

You all killed Sloane, right?

so did some humans just travel 600 years to fuck unknown aliens?

>tfw a femturposter since forever
>tfw i don't like very tall girls, very soft and very affectionate girls and not into rogue type of characters
>tfw we will never get to fug a military-background hardass femtur who isn't 5 inches taller than Garrus

I didn't do anything.

Which resulted in her dying from being an enormous dumbfuck.

>some shitter tries to kick me from a silver game because I'm not using boosts or an overleveled class
>end up carrying the match

>Energy Drain
>Incinerate
>Lance

fugggg.

...

who /vetra/ here?

Feels good being a Space Wizard.

>tfw you land a Fire and Tech combo on the same enemy within 2 seconds.

How about a don't fuck animals, user, that's weird.

I feel like this explanation raises more questions than it answers.

Will EA put Mass Effect on the chopping block now?

First for Sara's smooch pillows.

Hopefully femturs will be more popular and the OC femturs will be less cringy

It's the human way.

Probably will just change the name to Ass Effect seeing that the best thing the series does now are the asses.

>Backlash
>Tactical cloak
>Charge

Don't mind me, just being unkillable on Insanity and never needing to take cover

It's amazing how completely lacking Ryder is in terms of feeling like a threat.

When you played Shepard you felt like an unstoppable wrecking ball. You felt imposing, and dangerous, and that nothing could stand in your way.

Ryder completely lacks this feeling. Even though he comes off as far more powerful in terms of gameplay due to having a wider selection of abilities and no shared cooldowns, you still don't feel at all imposing playing as him.

It's a shame really.

For example, why Jaal had the lotion in the first place?

>tfw you're asleep with Vetra in your bed spooning you
>wake up
>Vetra's still asleep
>attempt to leave the bed
>the movement causes the still-asleep femtur to stir and subconsciously pull you closer
>squeezes a bit harder, you are now totally embedded in your femtur's grip
>you hear a soft flanged sigh
>resign yourself and go back to sleep

Yes and why are you questioning this?

Pretty sure Ryder is certain that way on purpose. You're just a civilian expedition to another galaxy. Shepard was being groomed to be the first Human Spectre and then save the galaxy from the Reapers.

>max out hover time
>put any explosive augment on a powerful gun
>get turbocharge
>mfw

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I'm sure they'll do other things when there are no aliens around to fuck moment to moment.

>mfw the games never respected my choice from ME1 of a full human council

I either run with that or replace lance with shockwave. Having every single power be a primer and a detonator is great.

>being the little spoon
>not DOMINATING THE FEMTUR

nope. she's alive. how does reyes running kadara change things?

Would be rather awkward to attempt when she's half a foot taller.

>You felt imposing, and dangerous, and that nothing could stand in your way.
He did because the plot bent to Shepard to the point where Harbinger adressed you specifically.
Shepard is pretty much the ultimate ''Chosen One'' cliche.

ok update for all the people who were really concerned about my progress with the cardinal:

i did it

completion time: 1 hour 46 minutes

damage dealt by my squad: 0

>still can't max out charm or intimidation to have sex with characters of the wrong sexual orientation

>hover
>immediately die
Such is life on insanity.

I love how they tried to make the combat less poking from behind conviently placed chest high walls, and then have all the bad guys aimbot wallhacks.

But forced sex by coercion is wrong, user.

>Throw
>Energy Drain
>Assault Turret.

I think I've finally found a skill set up that plays like how I want. Throw can detonate and prime targets, so can Energy Drain and it gives me more survivabilty, and the turret gives me the anti-armor I want, while also giving me more targets to detonate. and since I only really have two skills to use, I also have plenty of gun play time. Finally my Explorer shenanigans feel right.

Most of that height difference comes from the fact that Turians basically stand on their toes

Cute fantasy you have there, now let's add a spice of reality to ruin it.

>tfw you're asleep with Vetra in your bed spooning you
>wake up
>Vetra's still asleep
>attempt to leave the bed
>the movement causes the still-asleep femtur to stir and subconsciously pull you closer, her claws nicking your skin and giving you cuts
>squeezes a bit harder, you are now totally being disembowled in your femtur's grip
>you hear a soft flanged sigh
>lay there as you bleed out

Simply put, Ryder is not meant to be anything like Shepard. They are two distinct individuals.

If you want a more complex answer, Shepard was a proven soldier before Mass Effect, and within the first chapter, he'd become the first human Spectre. At the end, he'd saved the Citadel from Sovereign, and cemented his people a place in the galaxy. He was the best humanity had to offer, and people knew it.

He was killed and brought back to life. He ventured beyond the Omega 4 relay and returned - something no one had ever accomplished, save the Collectors. By the time the third game came around, Shepard was a living legend. People knew who he was, and what he was about, and depending on their standing, they either respected him or feared him.

Ryder isn't that. He is pioneer turned Pathfinder on a whim in a new galaxy with an AI giving him shiny toys to play with.

>that talk with Jaal after the meridian mission

HOW CAN PEOPLE NOT LIKE THIS GAME

>pull
>overload
>incinerate

No it isn't, fag.

As long as she files her talons, none of that would happen.

None of that would happen if you were DOMINATING THE FEMTUR either

>giant remnant snake on desert planet is pretty easy
>giant remnant snake on snow planet is hard as fucking fuck
The fuck, man?
Also, how many of these things are there? I don't wanna blow all of my Remnant Cores early on and run out before I make level 5 shit.

>t. Female

The one on the snow planet only has any difficulty because you need to keep going back to the heat lamps. Otherwise the cold kills you.

I have to laugh every time Ryder does his
>yeah I uh totally spent some time guarding a mass effect relay...
thing.

how did you fight the elaaden one?

Things would have been so much better if there weren't a bunch of shitty aliens trying to get their two cents in.

Can't trust them with anything.

Jail or Exile this Spender cunt?

>no option to airlock him
10/10 it's shit

>What brings the Pathfinder to our humble port?
Maybe it's the voice actor but I find her more likeable than Reyes. She helps you in the last mission too so I see no reason to off her.

I haven't played the game, so how much is Ryder questioned for his inexperience? Is it Morrowind-tier "fuck you outlander?"

>can't get into tempest without it taking the fuck off and me having to sit through a minute of cutscene
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eos isn't bathed in radiation any more at that point. Voeld is still stupid fucking cold all the time.
It made my original strategy of being a Vanguard and just priming and charging the fucker over and over again not work well at fucking all.

He wants Kadara and the Initiative to work together. Sloane remains distrustful of the Initiative

Look at the first two crew meetings. The ground team leaves while Ryder is in the middle of talking and after they leave s/he says "Hey wait, I didn't say to go...".

Honestly? Not much, which is really surprising. Most people are just like, oh, you're not Alec, and move on with their lives.

Pretty much everyone wonders what the fuck you are doing until you succesfully plant an outpost.

What do you guys think about those deluxe edition bonuses?

I love how Ryder just resorts to begging them to stop fighting.

He's not so much questioned as it is that most of the crew clearly doesn't take his position to mean "leader that we should all listen to out of respect" and more "This guy's got the goods in his head to get done what I want to do, so I guess I'll tag along"

>the Architect on Voeld didn't drop a core

FUCKING KILL ME

>50 degrees celsius on Elaaden
>Need life support
>tfw I live in Kuwait and it was 53 degrees for a few days

I know that feel Ryder

So after gleaning over the romance options I've seen to this point the only ones i'm interested in are Vetra, Suvi and Peebee. What do.

I had a bigger problem with the bastard constantly electrifying me out of cover when it didn't even have any of it's weak points open. The cold was never a problem since I could just teleport in and out of the structures with the biotic blink or whatever.
I don't know what you're referring to. Which planet is Elaaden?

Does Vetra enjoy being kissed? Turians don't have lips.

Not worth it unless you like playing barbie with Sara and the nomad, and the ones in the game are better anyway

>liberating the facility
>decide to let the people live
>the cardinal starts to walk away
>shoot her with sidewinder
>she just kinda falls to the ground
>implying the sidewinder wouldn't remove her fucking arm

That sucks. I got 7 from the fucker.

She seems to enjoy it, from what I hear of the romance scenes.

>Do Vetra's loyalty mission
>Her comments in port are starting to get a little flirty

Nice.

Where is this?

Probably not, she is likely only doing it to fit in.

I mean what is she suppose to do with no lips? Lick your lips with her tongue?

Pathfinder Armor is snug in all the right places

She pulls Ryder back down when they stop smooching so I guess sos.

>live in southwest US
>temperatures easily break 110° F in the summer
Elaaden feels disappointingly familiar.

romance _cora_

she looks like a blue amy schumer

It's pretty nice to see Ryder mature into somewhat of an actual leader when you get to the kett facility raid.

This is a Vetra thread.

Fuck peebs, genetically sabotage the Asari in Andromeda

I'm about to fuck the asari reporter lady before Vetra.

[ blushes turianly ]

Does a cultural VI really say some asari use male pronouns? Because I'm going to feel even more vindicated for skipping the game if it's true

Sara, of course.

Guys. what do I pick?

>Keri knows about Vetra and that we'd be cheating

OH GOD

Being on elaaden just makes me want to shoot everyone I meet, wish Scott wasn't such a beta

Why do you want to make the femtur sad?

>maybe we should go back to my place
>oh hell yeah
>literally just flashes forward to ryder standing outside her door
>not even a kiss

BIOWAAAAAAAAARRRRREEEE

Exile is objectively better, even for him.

>Starship wreckage
>Angaran escape pod
>Quarian items
>Nexus design
wat Wat WAT

>Getting flashed banged by the bloom on Elaaden every time you exit the menu screen.

>not posting this instead

seriously what the hell, the first game had some totally porn-rific titanic style sex scene with the asari consort. i feel cheated