User quick what is your car's wifi password? i want to show you something

>user quick what is your car's wifi password? i want to show you something

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Guess I'm gay now.

Oh i'll show you my wi-fi
*Unzip dick*

>"you have LTE you stupid bitch, why the fuck do you need more than 30 mb/s?"

wash your face

Use your own data bitch

GET YOUR FUCKING FEET OF MY GODDAMN INTERIOR YOU FUCKING SLAG

Pass is Hunter2

Why would I need wifi in my car, my phone already has mobile data

Uh yeah, the password, right? Um its uhhh...Niggers1. Haha my friend made it, he's such a prick haha.

You gotta make me a sandwich before you get the password, hehe!

BITCH IM FUCKING DRIVING GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY FACE

Seriously why do people try to show you shit while your fucking driving

Cars have built in wifi now?

What the fuck does it connect to? Do you pay for it monthly or something? God I'm old.

>a girl in my car

wtf how did you get here

yes.

the car's entertainment system, you can stream music or even films on it, also surf the web. yes, you pay monthly/yearly

>who are you
>how did you get in my car
>and since when does my car have back seats

It's weird to think about paying monthly/yearly for something on your car beyond insurance/registration and fluids/repairs to me. Probably because I've only ever owned shitboxes and most of the brands I've driven don't even exist anymore, and the idea of a car being connected to your phone beyond an aux jack or tape deck converter is still weird.

Who needs it?

>user, don't the cats look super cute? THEY ARE SO CUTE!

Nobody needs it. That's what mobile data if for.

>his car doesn't have facebook

My car doesn't even have a digital odometer.

>remember goys and birls, don't text and drive
>but Facebooking on your dashboard is fine

Sure it does. It's just analog digital.

It's a fully mechanical odometer that will get fucked up if the speedometer gear gets worn out in the back or if you run your tires too over/underinflated.

I don't allow fat people in my car. The suspension is bad enough as is.

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Hm, learn something new everyday

Reminder you can get Wi-Fi in a Corvette now.

Frau Bismarck

autism

why is this a thing? you have a phone, and the car is pulling data from the same cellular network. is there any use for this beyond "the kids want to use the ipad"?

>30 mb/s
Nigger i dont need more than 500kb/s, what the fuck.

Yes
>the kids want to use their laptop
And
>look at my car bitches, it haz wifi! xD

slut

>look at my car bitches, it haz wifi! xD
LIFEHACK:
>turn on smartphone
>select wifi hotspot in settings
bam, your 93 civic now has the hot new car craze

Cringed

>implications of a girl getting in my car
>implications of me having a car
>implications of me driving

>Not having unlimited 4G LTE data
>Not naming your phone after your car

It's like you love being a virgin

Nobody's gonna be paying attention to the fuckin' road anymore, are they?

Nope. Did you already forget that REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS commercial where the guy outright says he hates looking at the road?

is every board /r9k/ now or what?

She would have been out of the car way sooner than that seeing where her feet are. Also she's in the back so clearly not gf or potential gf so I have no reason to take her shit.

>implying I don't have a Faraday cage installed in my car to block the radio signals the government uses to control my tiny brain

Stay sheeple.

What's the matter? Don't want to eat up your entire families 30mb data plan?

Lmao here's $2 for the bus. I don't give broke bitches rides.

>Cars have built in wifi now?
All the new GM cars sold for the past year have come with complimentary 3 months of WiFi or a few GB of download whichever comes first. GM even offered me a $20/month unlimited data WiFi internet plan for my car. Their plan is pretty good with throughput since one of the purposes is to watch movies while on road trips.

>quick what is your car's wifi password?
Get your shoes and feet off my interior trim. And stop putting feet on the seats too. Teens and assholes do that at the movie theatre so the seat fabric is dirty even in the good theatres in good areas of town. People just aren't what they used to be.

Fuck off. Go be Australian somewhere else.

>now

>the password is qt3.14, darling
>*does a hektik skid*
>*fedora fall off*

"Okay, are you ready to type it in?

It's @ - S - u - c - c - M - a - h - P - e - n - o - r - 6 - 9 - #"

lol

>the kids want to use their laptop
The kids can play the traditional classic car game of "shut your little cunt mouth and look out the damn window".

>letting jewbook infect your car

>absolutely disgusting

Why is that dude wearing a wig and skinny jeans???

It's niggerkiller420.

Seriously. That's my password.

Delete your post you transphobic shitlord

Kys Alphonse