Worst passenger stories

>friend got on the road a few months ago and he's still getting the hang of some stuff
>driving somewhere with his phone playing on bluetooth
>album finishes
>he grabs his phone and unlocks it

>driving with employer
>Sitting at a double left turn in outer lane.
>Green light
>He crosses the line in to the inner lane.
>Starts honking, gesturing and swearing at the other driver.

>friend drinking a Monster brand Monster Energy drink
>"it's fine, user. It's the diet version, so it's healthy"
>driving on highway
>fumbles drink
>ducks completely under the dash to pick up the car
>traffic is stopped up a head
needless to say, I took his keys that day and chauffeured his ass around in his Cavalier

>Ducks under the dash to pick up the car
I'd pay good money to fucking see this

*can
kek, I can imagine one of those troll physics comics now

>winter time heavy snow
>brother's driving a rental
>shitty tires on it almost bald
>I'm in back seat with friend
>going around highway onramp
>friend and I decide to throw our weight to side
>see if we can make car slide out
>it works
>car fishtails to one side then the other as brother fights to regain control
>tells us to fuck off don't do that shit
>nobody died but we gave him quite a scare

I'm a worst passenger

My buddy took me for a Friday nite drive in his souped up M300 series

I was expecting backroad twistes

He proceeded to drive us downtown in front of the clubs and bars and revved the engines and got annoyed when I rolled my window up in front of a huge lineup of ppl looking in at us

He then took us on the long mostly straight highway where he tailgated slow ppl very aggressively

It was pretty fucking gay

>ride with friend who is a bit of a clown.
>coming up to a red light.
>he's not slowing down.
>Thinking he's fucking with me, he'll stop surely.
>still hasn't slowed.
>HEY ITS A RED LIGHT!!!
>slams brakes and ends up stopped in the pedestrian cross walk.
>gets butt hurt about me telling him it was a red, and that i distracted him.
>tell him he could' of killed someone in the cross walk.
>he gets super defensive. (not willing to admit he fucked up)
>3 years pass.
>since then he's rear ended someone (totaled), spun out into a fire hydrant (totaled), and has had 2 parking lot collisions.
>still buddies tho.
>FF to recently.
>"hey user i got a new car lets chill and shit"
>riding with friend who's still a clown.
>coming up to a red light.
>he hasn't slowed down (fiddling with the new infotainment toys)
>remembered how I was in the wrong last time.
>also think he's fucking with me so i call his bluff.
>car is new honda safety mobile so not too worried.
>OH SHIT!!!
>slams the brakes and ends up stopped just before the cross walk. (improvement)
>He doesn't say anything for a sec and neither do I.
>"Dude, you could of told me it was red."
>Nah man, I'm not going to tell you how to drive.
>talk/passively argue as we drive.
>he got defensive, not willing to admit he fucked up, and pinned it on me.
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'll be your early warning for everything because I can't tell when you're fucking with me.
>"Well you don't have to be a backseat drive, just let me know"
>NOPE, can't take the chance.
>still mates tho.

fucking LOL

>riding high af with friend, smoking a blunt
>friend is driving
>brand new 330i
>friend panics for some retarded reason and takes the wrong turn
>clips a curb, splitting the rim in half
>end up in a one way street
>tell him to man up and fucking floor it out of here
>guy in rio yells at us but we were so high we didn't really listen to anything but the music
>miraculously make it to suburb
>back to house safe, sound, and still high

>Traffic ahead
>Drop through floor, deadlift car over traffic
>FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH PRAISE RIPPLETITS

i have this friend who's an absolute shit driver
>nocar
>tailgates
>reckless speeding

constantly "offers" to drive.. like fuck no bitch get your own wheels

one time leaned across from the passenger seat at nighttime in a quiet residential neighborhood to blast on the horn and i fucking lost my mind

also got upset at me when i didn't wasn'tinvite himon a 10000km road trip for all those reasons i listed

>driving by old highschool
>girl needs ride
>im driving her home
>i glance over at her legs, place hand on it
>ew no wtf stop!! While hitting me
>im trying my best to get in her panties and finger her violently
>she's gripping into my arm, eyes closed, little pushes before quitting, only to start again
>its so gushy
>i grab her neck and pull my basketball shorts
>ive been hard, i jack off while forcing her to stare
>i grab her tits, finger her while im getting precum all over the armrest
>she's crying and it turns me off. I kick her out and speed off

I moved states. Im in the safe now

I'm amazed you did all of this while moving

I stopped once she grabbed my arm, I pulled over on road. Girls are horny bro

>stopped

should have finished what you started you fucking degenerate.

She was crying, then i stopped
Got some sweet feels, and got her to see my cock

Jesus Christ
>Hey can I get a ride?
>*licks lips*
>sure thing girly

You were already going to prison at that point, you might as well have finished the job.

Bro if you was a girl, would you say no to gettin a ride in a smokin ws6?
She wanted it just as much as I did! I kno it

Lmao see how that holds up in court.

>unlocking a phone to change music
>triggers OP
LOL nigga anyone who's owned their phone longer than a week can unlock it without looking at it, even if they use a PIN number lockscreen. I do that shit all the time when I'm on a long drive and the playlist ends.

You want harrowing? Last time I rode shotgun with someone, he got a text and removed BOTH hands from the wheel at 75mph on a busy highway to reply, and tilted his head down to look at the phone and everything. He would look up like once every 5 seconds. Not exaggerating, a full 5 seconds. I had to grab the wheel when he started drifting into a semi. He thought this was acceptable and a perfectly normal thing to do when I yelled at him.

>nocar
>drives like a shithead
Who's letting him use their car?

>be me
>last may
>at convention
>everybody wants to go to the mall because the con hasn't started yet
>fine we let's go
>we all pile into some guys automatic accord because we can't fit five in my truck
>go there fine
>they do their thing and we all leave about an hour later
>parking lot has slanted stalls
>we pulled in no problem
>but he pull out the opposite way
>no traffic so not a big deal
>but he backs into some guys new truck
>other guys isn't there
>he and I get out
>he says that it's okay and we should go
>I'm a little bit livid
>we get back to the hotel
>"we're staying at the hotel"
>friend says that if we do drive anywhere, I should do it because we can't trust the other guy

>inb4 judge is chebby fangirl
>slams roastie with contempt of court charge and assault of user's character

>M300
You mean the little Chevrolet EV piece of shit?

>M300 series
Noble?

>splitting the rim in half
Why would you lie user?

Am I? For all I know, I was tripping mad balls when I checked the rim, but it looked broken to me.

Not my problem either way, it's his car.

why did you assume he wasn't looking at it?

dude fully leaned over to the holder and started fiddling with the music player

STOP RIDING IN HIS CAR

I drive uber in the weekends, I have a worst passenger story every day.

>giving friend a ride home
>on freeway going pretty fast
>he pushes the ignition button
>nothing happens
>starts laughing "just a prank bruh"
Nigga we could have died wtf

>riding with sister back when we lived in the same town
>going with her to pick out some shelves, cupboards and a kitchen I'm putting up for her
>notice that the car seems to "wiggle" a bit
Note, this is mid-January and the roads are pretty much just ice and snow
>she pulls out on the road
>rear of the car spins the fuck out
>we're now sliding backwards down the hill
>slams the brakes, power of finnish rubber stops us quickly
>she had not disengaged the handbrake
>"oh MB, I often forget to take that one off, its so much easier with the ambulance we have at work as that one is just a button and tells you when its on"
And thus I was reminded that she was legally allowed to drive an ambulance, somehow

>Traffic is stopped up a head
That must've been a big head

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My brother completely destroyed his e-brake system by driving around with it on for months. Luckily nobody rides with him. It was a subaru so I guess the AWD kept his retardation in check and still delivered enough power to the ground to move, but he must have been going through gas like a motherfucker. The drum, shoes and related springy hardware, and cable were all replaced.