/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

>meant to be invisible
what are you talking about

>Booty shorts over leotard
hot

making a team for the fresh meat challenge with the lads
who are ya bringing

do you still need a scout

nobody because I'm EU and nobody wants me

i thought it was eu only anyways

>fresh meat challenge
what is this

inv me

nope those filled pretty quick
and im actually making a full on national team since we recently made a national mixes group to attract new players that are both SHy and SHIT at ENGLISH
>because I'm EU
its eu !
give it a sshot
etf2l.org/wp/wp-admin/index.php?page=recruit

I got no team

is it a spanish national team

me neither
posted in recruitment
got no replies
I'll just stick to pubs

ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS

WHAT WOULD A 5V5 WITHOUT DEMO LOOK LIKE

small tourney for noobs
only 1 pro allowed per team, and he MUST play med
etf2l.org/2017/03/18/the-fresh-meat-challenge-announcement-signups/
its allowed to play from any region in the world but the servers will be EU
also ETF2L is free to play
yes
im sorry
better luck next tieeem
try playing lobbiess and getting to meet people there, im sure some people will try to look for players in tf2center

that sounds like a mean video

>everything starts on wednesdays when i have class
dern

i really want to play and i'm almost certainly good enough to do well but i don't know how much teams will scrim for this and i don't want to ruin my grades for my finals since those are my last
why do i have finals everytime something like this starts anyways, i'm fucking cursed, it's been like this since season 24
my oral exams will be like a week into season 27 end my life

6v6 without a demo

What kind of play style is this engineer?

Remember to be careful with your teethunless they like that and to practice opening your throat. You'll do fine

>stairstab a Spy
>he ends up below me looking forward at where I was
>he's below me, I crouch on top of him (low ceiling) still no backstab position
>he stabs forward to where I'm not
>backstab

fuck off valve

> Def with wrench
> Atk with minis cancer

HEY GAISE, WHAT'S GOIN' ON. MUSELK BACK WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF EXTREME RANCHO-RELAXO

lmao!

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stock purist
also get a shirt cosmetic, roboot ruins the loadout

oh and the fag taunted me after

j u s t

I disagree, he looks like a hardened veteran on a vacation

Why the hundkopf has to be halloween restricted? WHY?

out of all the halloween cosmetics to unrestrict why bring up the furry head

Why this thing costs 7 keys ?

What kind of play style is this medic?

so valve can get money from furrys while simultaneously corralling them into their own isolated servers most of the year where they can;t spread their cancer, it's genius really.

>Thanks for letting me die, now i wont heal you

Heals with crossbow

pockets another player with unusuals, but you don't actually know each other

*DEAD* autismbomb: where the fuck is the door

heals and that's it, instantly dies in combat through sheer unluck, only plays medic because they got an unusual for him from a crate

Because it's the best one and for my main
Because it's worth it (I got it in a halloween drop tho)
You better protect him because he is totally unaware of EVERYTHING
IT'S NOT FAIR

What kind of play style is this engi ?

It's me

*dead* miguel.perez.2003: dont use teleport

only gets kills from his minisentry and misses all his crit shots

This is true, it gives me a boner to heal someone across the map or at highground to full hp.

>tfw when I wore my Australium Bills Cap the presumptions were much more positive
Fucking end me.

Kek

This is why I play with the minisentry

validate my choice of items and tell me how much of a good player I am

trolls and haters will be reported

Demonspawn that missed the first three weeks of training and has complete garbo aim

lmao

I wanna achevement unlock weapons, Blutsauger, Kritz, Ubersaw. Competent, but lacks movement skills and can't properly survive his pocket dying bevause of it

yuss, im going to frame this

i have no idea of what i'm doing

help how do I change characters

frontier justice is a crap gun

stock shotgun is superior

well, can't say i was wrong

Flamethrower or degreaser?

I like using the shotgun, but no pyro melees.

Thoughts?

*blocks your path*

It depends, stock shotgun is better with wrenchs but TFJ is better with the gunslinger

>Tux
Genuine or did you trade for it?

I like it because it's easy kills
maybe less consistent but it feels great to jump around a corner and drop a demo
plus it pairs well with the jag

nostromo napalmer

rainblower

tux isnt tradeable

i can out dm you baby man

gunslinger should be run with shotgun and pistol, you are a fragineer, no longer chained to the building jew

your reasoning is solid, but NO

>go on casual
>get top score by like 5 points
>someone starts hacking and spamming the chat
>members of other team spam in chat that I'm the one hacking
>eventually get kicked

>things that never happened

I stand corrected. Didn't know people actually played TF2 on Linux.

>Playing TF2 and jerking off to futanari doujins while family goes to see Beauty and the Beast
>Old christian guy across the street needs help setting up skype
>Go over and help him set up skype for and hour and a half
>They give me Amish preserves and some cup-cakes
>They ask about my plans and I tell them I'm going to law school and that I just graduated
>They do a prayer circle around me
>Leave
>Come back
>DISCONNECTED: Kicked due to inactivity

>Vitasaw least used stat changing medic melee
>Best medic melee is the most neglected
Explain this shit

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it's only good with the vacc
plus there's no strange

>he talks to his neighbors

>vita saw is only good with the medigun that gets 20% charge in less than 5 seconds
literally what

It's good with all Mediguns.

>he talks

No one seems to want to believe me today

???

>calendar says january
nice try

>he actually went and bought these in the last ten minutes

>Trump sticker
Good

>i want heavy to be buffed and useful in all situations
>but at the same time i want him to have 500dps, 300hp and no reloading

Heavy mains everyone

bait

> Trump 2017

>500 dps
What is this meme
He only does 550 at actual point blank, like melee distance

Anyone with a brain never gets that close to a heavy

All he really needs is a minigun with no movement speed penalty when spun up

t. I am retarded enough to main heavy

>going into neighbors house

Akschually its 540
>heavy main

It's a fair loadout, backpack is a little boring for me.

>'selling Pro ks Strange Quick Fix for 4 keys, price is negotiable!'
>I have 3 keys, some ref, and items what could I give?
>'my trade says 4 keys minimum'
>*removed*

It's shit.

That's bullshit
>13.5 x 40
>540
But I believe it

>FJ is better with minis
Fuck off with your three shot clip you overcompemsating manlet.