Sex in cars

The names for various sex acts in cars need to be invented or updated.

For instance, 'road head' sounds so 1970. Using a shift knob as a dildo needs a name.

Let's brainstorm it.

Here's one: riding virgin. It's where you ride the bus and shit post on Veeky Forums. You can get off really fast if you are a tripfag.

Driving a miata: gay

this is going places...

shift knob dildo shall henceforth be called a shift job. Or a knob job.

>got road head
>never came
>tfw no gf

Owning a ford = long distance walker
Eating boogers while driving = pick n lick
Jerking off while driving and you got porno playing on your phone that's sitting on the cluster = my morning commute :^)

I suggest calling it a "Chicago Shift"

Sex where she is on top, sunroof open and her head is sticking out should be called "jack in the box."

Those look like two sets of men's feet.

Well, it *is* a Volvo...

Kek

Ramual.

Seconding knob job, sounds fucking great

Fart can- roll up the windows and have vigorous anal sex until the car stinks.

Underrated post!

>Has anyone ever done this?

I've literally listened to erotica while driving and jerking on an 8 hour drive to my gfs place. Edged the whole way.

>pussy shifting

"The Alphonse" sounds better to me.

what about "hitting the apex" ?