I wish I could have hit the 4am ones but fell asleep both times.
Ayden Phillips
Friends with Octolings!
Jacob Jones
Dumping my old ORIGINAL CONTENT potential Spla2n abilities for anyone that gives a shit:
Waterfall (Shoes) >upon descending during a super jump, you are able to fire your weapon/etc. before you land >you will be visible for a small duration during super jumping and after you land
Dim (Hat) >lasers from chargers vanish after 3 seconds >your weapon range gets decreased significantly Defective Bombs (Hat) >all timer based bombs (splat bombs, suction bombs, ink mines) you use do not make a signal when about to explode >these same bombs take longer to explode
Thunderbolt (Shoes) >after super jumping, any enemy inklings within a radius of the location you land at will be instantly splatted >the time you take to superjump will increase and your spawn marker will flash rapidly to indicate that you have this ability
Chain Reaction (Body) >any enemy inkling you splat will cause damage to another nearby enemy inkling within their splat radius, potentially splatting them >enemy inklings who splat you will cause damage to your nearby team inklings within your splat radius
Stretch (Hat) >increases range of your weapon >diminishing returns on weapons with longer range
Melee Reach (Body) >doubles damage of your weapon >halves the range of your weapon
Blast Ball (Hat) >slightly increases blast radius of your Blaster >increases tears for no new Metroid Prime
Quick Detonate (Hat) >bombs you use will detonate faster >your throw range gets significantly decreased >your own bombs are capable of splatting you
Alexander Rogers
Rage (Hat) >for each enemy Inkling you splat, your damage output will increase by 10% but your maximum health and defense is reduced by 10% >you will be visible to the enemy if this ability is in effect
Persistance (Body) >for each team member you have that are down, increase your defense by 25% while they are down
Eagle-Eye (Hat) >all enemies within radius are visible on your map (not on-screen like Echolocator) >a jingle will play from your Gamepad if an enemy appears because of this ability
Curse (Body) >enemy Inklings that splat you gets affected by Disruptor effect >your respawn time will be increased
Camoflauge (Body) >allows the ability to turn into a squid in enemy ink on the ground, but you cannot swim in enemy ink >you can "drown" in enemy ink after a period of time
Impersonate (Body) >you will physically appear in the enemy team color if you are in the "damaged" state >map will be unchanged to enemy
Reflect (Body) >enemy Inklings that attack you take 25% of the damage you take >this ability cannot splat the enemy
Sweat (Shoes) >you will automatically ink the spot you walk on if you have less active teammates than the enemy team >width of ink is same as Paintbrush-on-ground
Time Bomb (Body) >all damage you inflict is doubled >within 30 seconds after respawning, you will automatically be splatted (in your team colors) >if enemy team is within your splat death radius, they get instantly splatted >you will gradually glow brightly in inkling form, flashing at the last 5 seconds, indicating that you have this ability
Nathaniel Martin
Takedown (Body) >if you get splatted, you will be splatted with your own team's color >if the enemy team is within your splat death radius, they get instantly splatted >your respawn time will be significantly increased
Permanent Ink (Body) >if your team has 2 or less active players (like Tenacity), ink fired by your main weapon cannot be inked over by enemy ink for at least 5 seconds
Infiltrate (Shoes) >allows superjumping to visible enemies >if you do so, you are unable to move after landing for 1.5 seconds
Spidersquid (Shoes) >prevents gravity from taking effect while swimming up walls >any damage from an enemy weapon will instantly splat you while you are on the wall
Focus Squid (Hat) >leaves you surviving with 1 health if attack would splat you from full health a.k.a. focus sash of Splatoon >your movement speed in enemy ink is reduced
Zapfish Blessings (Body) >increases your main abilities including damage/defense/speed/ink efficiency but at the cost of always being visible to the enemy team
Draining Gaze (Hat) >enemy within view and close by rapidly loses their ink and special
Squidshy (Shoes) >automatically turns you into a squid in your ink if you are not shooting but at the cost of half your maximum health
Bullseye Marker (Hat) >adds auto-aim at the cost of reducing the damage you inflict by half Landlubber (Shoes) >you will bounce back to where you were on land if you fall in water
Egotistical (Body) >you will automatically squidbag rapidly everytime you splat an enemy >you will be invincible during the time you are squidbagging
Provoke (Body) >the enemy inkling that splatted you will automatically squidbag for the duration that they are visible in your killcam >that enemy inkling's health is doubled for the duration of this effect
Infatuate (Body) >you take less damage from Inklings of the opposite gender
Camden Hughes
That's all for abilities, feel free to shit on my autism. And lol I only thought of one OC sub weapon:
Sticky Bomb - After tossed at an enemy inkling, they cannot turn into a squid for 5 seconds or else they will be instantly splatted.
Oliver Jackson
I want a spaghetti to cuddle and pet and squeeze and hug
Hudson Johnson
>WE'RE RELEASING A SEQUEL WITH ONE (1) NEW WEAPON >IT'S LITERALLY THE SPLATTERSHOT BUT VISUALLY DIFFERERENT >NOW YOU CAN ROLEPLAY AS THE MATRIX
Julian Diaz
>playing splattershot >special charged >jump to spawn >get whole team marked
Jayden Miller
You can jump to spawn? I thought you could only jump FROM spawn. I heard people talk about using it at spawn and thought that must be bullshit because there's no way to get back up there other then dying.
Jack Foster
You can always superjump. Use it to escape in a pickle if you have to.
Kevin Davis
are the dualies actually good? they looked like they had shit range.
David Thomas
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Juan White
Yea, if your pressed down and A when you have the map open you can jump back to spawn if you think someones in your base, you need to retreat, ect. Its more of an up close ambush weapon so the range sucks a little bit compared to the splattershot, but its not horrid.
Josiah Stewart
yeah, but are the tradeoffs worth it to be able to roll around? and what normal weapon is it closest to? splash?
Levi Hill
I'm only going to talk about the weapon set itself and not the kit, mainly because I'm shit with the curling bombs so I don't feel right talking about them. The thing i would say its closest to is like having two short range wide n-zaps in your hands. The rolling is nice, you can get around quickly with out squiding with them for a bit, but its not broken and its not shit. Pretty good type judging by its starting weapon imo, I can't wait to see the variants and sidegrades.
Bentley Ross
thanks, user!
Evan King
Forgot to post proofs that I did use em
Charles Cruz
my god, source please
Adrian Perry
The dualies are literally a splatroller with better range, a need to aim, and the best special
I think they're the strongest weapon in the game right now
Ayden Mitchell
Curling bomb is area denial
Once you throw that thing out, enemies cannot stand in its path or they will die. I like to go around to the side of the enemy spawn area and just throw them across so that my people holding mid have a much easier time of it. Also in that basketball themed stage you can spam them across the bridge leading to mid and the enemies can't do shit about it.
It's legitimately the strongest secondary by far, it's the most deadly and it paints the largest area.
Daniel Davis
@namosan_san they're one of my favorites. watch out for the guro, though, unless you're into that
Jonathan Cruz
oh my god i'm into guro too?? this is fucking great, thanks for sharing
Aaron Nelson
I think they have a lewd account, too. it's private, though, and I doubt we'll ever see it
Jaxson Perry
>oh my god i'm into guro too?? Go the fuck away tumblr
Michael Young
Thanks for the tip! I thought that's what they would be, though my dirt brain during the matches would always hold down the sub button. I do think the kit is solid the main reason I said that I dont want to judge it by the kit was simply because I almost never used the special or the sub so it made more sense not to say anything about it ya know. Have a squid for helping me out though!
Why the hell would they announce all the new weapons so soon?
Sebastian Sanders
pussy
Tyler Hughes
girl squid (boy)
Sebastian Hernandez
can confirm i didnt preorder but i waited 7 hours in line outside a gamestop in 25F degree weather (18 after wind chill) to get mine also got a pro controller too and it's nice as fuck
i had a hunch it would be super hard to find because nintendo likes to under produce to build hype but i didnt think it would be THIS BAD. holy shit
the last restock on nowinstock was SIX DAYS AGO and it was in stock FOR SIX MINUTES, FUCK
Isaiah Murphy
Anyone have a gif/webm of the Woomy's duelies victory dance?
Connor Gutierrez
I got mine by waiting about 1.5 hours at Wal-Mart, but I was one of the last in line.
They got 22 consoles in.
Ethan Bennett
Im so tired of playing with chinks
Ayden Johnson
I need the splatoon 2
Jaxon Davis
I had no problem getting mine from bestbuy, and I hear Fry's always has em in stock
Oliver Morris
Update from Splatoon's Japanese twitter:
Thanks to the "data" gained from the testfire participation, it seems updates from the lab will come more frequently.
Aiden Williams
Yeah I was the guy waiting for nine hours, my area had like no switches and the only place that has them now is some guy on cragislist. The good thing was I had a bunch of credit because I sold my broken wiiu and my ps4 that I only used to play ff 15 to them so I had more than enough to get it plus botw and two more joycons in the color I wanted. In hindsight I should've gotten a pro controler but I played the testfire just fine so whatever.
Aaron Martinez
>Be Nip >Be 35 year old salaryman >Finally get off work, 11pm. Boss finally went home and thus all employees get to go home. >Get text message from Girlfriend >"My parents went to see movie, the 1 bedroom Tokyo apartment is free, want to reproduce?" >"Sorry, can't reproduce and create family tonight, grandmother is in the room I intended to make our family in, we'll have to wait till next year." >ride train for 4 hours to 2 bedroom 1 bathroom Tokyo apartment block >pay 60,000 yen rent as I head up to my room. >Enter apartment and untie my tie >Boot up Nintendo switch and sit down on Windowsill, light up hand rolled cigarette and smoke out window. >Navigate to the switch menu to play Splatoon 2 >mfw the testfire finished before my 1 day off this month and I don't get to play Splatoon 2
Jackson Price
the dream would be to release a new picture every day like they did for Smash.
James Parker
Yessss.
Jordan Walker
Is a testfie going on now?
Blake Foster
I wish user. I wish.
Dylan Scott
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Josiah Allen
Ouch.
Jack Watson
Wait what? did they stop the testfires cause they already have enough data?
Nathaniel Fisher
Maybe, but I'm sure they'll hold at least one more testfire before the game is released.
Cameron Wright
Nah friendo, the testfires were all scheduled. The last one was like 19 hours ago. If anything what said is most likely.
Christian Hernandez
I hope there is another one soon.
Cameron Kelly
probably wont be 2bh
Luke King
I give them two months
Justin Carter
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Asher Harris
Why did you randomly post this? What purpose does it serve? Does it contribute to the discussion in this thread in any way?
Elijah Cooper
flip flop bare inkling feet CONFIRMED
and theyre still absolutely disgusting
Jeremiah Baker
Maybe he just wants to post a picture of a qt with a Hydra Splatling?
...is this post a pasta I'm not getting?
Easton Rodriguez
Get ready for a lot more of that. Instead of letting the thread die peacefully they artificially sustain it with low quality images with absolutely no discussion attached. Get ready for Octofag posting the same gross images for the next ~3 months as well.
Aiden Davis
Not that user, but the fucks your point? The conversation was done and nobody else posted anything for 40 minutes. Asides the arts cute and its nice to see something in the thread when its quiet hours.
Jaxson Hernandez
Sandals =/= Barefeet
It's a boy anyways so who cares?
Jeremiah Reyes
>Waterfall I'd make it "Feather Landing", you brake your fall after superjumping and hover around Splashdown height for the same duration, during which you can shoot. You can't cancel that, so your superjumps are always slower and vulnerable unless your teammate is behind a wall or something. >dim Ain't nobody have time fo dat. >defective bombs Broken-ass shit. >Thunderbolt Splashdown: The Ability >Chain Reaction We Worms now >Stretch Game-breakingly bad. Not just in combat. Consider Aerospray that now turfs twice as much and as far as a Dynamo. >Melee Reach You want OHKO Rapids and brushes, ridiculous mega-Bamboozlers and super close combat chargers? >Blast Ball Just use Luna >Quick detonate Splat Bomb is Burst Bomb now >Takedown Way too good >Permanent Ink Netcode for that will be a nightmare >Infiltrate Spawncamping >Spidersquid Combine with Ninja Squid, not enough effect to justify a whole main >Focus Squid You know how most weapons in Splatoon are multi-hit moves? >Zapfish Blessings 4x blessings in one place= the fucking sun >Draining Gaze Aerospray is a 4-hit now >Squidshy $100% useless >most spoilers are spoilers for a reason >Landlubber That would be nice, though.
Adam Butler
Forgot the middle page. >Rage Add it losing effect if not fueled for a while and replace damage by speed, and it's an awesome ability. >Persistence So, you hurt hard-to-use weapons with very precise damage output- Nozzles, blasters, Squiffer, undercharged chargers- while just mildly annoying evetything else. Nope, this is retarded. >Eagle-Eye Now that Echo is gone, I'd prefer visible markers if someone is in my vincinity instead. >Curse Nope. >Camo Stupid useless ability. >Impersonate No tag over head? Enemy. Dunk 'em. >Reflect >A whole team of Reflects >Sweat Ink Resistance is not enough for you? >Time Bomb > Quick Respawn Timebomb Luna
Tyler Gomez
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Blake Smith
Dat trigger discipline
Jacob Thomas
Well aren't you such a contrarian?
>>Persistence >So, you hurt hard-to-use weapons with very precise damage output- Nozzles, blasters, Squiffer, undercharged chargers- while just mildly annoying evetything else. Nope, this is retarded. Did you bitch about Def Up too?
Joshua Campbell
wait one fucking second
is that a green tongue
Daniel Morgan
I think just the whole interior of her mouth is green.
Easton Campbell
Where do you think the ink came from?
Nathan Ward
You can't make any of these splat in more hits with any amount of defense up right now (except far blaster indirects), that's their entire point.
Easton Gutierrez
plugged my wiiu back in and started playing again a few days ago. been getting alot of communication errors, more than when i stopped playing. any way to test the cause or fix it? i dont use an ethernet adapter and the ones i've tried arent compatible with my wiiu
Ryan Powell
>Havent played splatoon 1 since the very first splatfest >splatoon 2 testfire reignited my interest
Should i jump back for a bit? I never got to try the brush and bucket because i moved on to other games.
Jackson Gray
Well whats the argument against it?
Parker Sanchez
i would have to buy all the weapons and my equipment is probably sub par.
Cameron Edwards
>what is gear editing
Jaxson Fisher
I actually dont know. Is that where you give the splatfest reward things to spyke to change your bonuses?
Camden Morales
Didn't they patch that out last update or did it get cracked again immediately?
Lucas Russell
Isn't there some glowing fag running around?
Jack Hughes
I thought you fags were gone.
Hudson Scott
It didn't get patched at all, because they realised their fuckup. All of the gear we edit is possible, just not fun to get, and games are all about fun.
Jacob Perez
so did anyone start a database of gear based on the testfire?
Cameron Thomas
I second this
Lucas Long
Not that I've seen.
Carson King
I think the testfire gear was more or less placeholder. They didn't want everyone looking the same but wanted them to have the same abilities sort of thing.
Easton Thomas
WHAT ARE THOOOSE?
Alexander Reyes
toes
Grayson Perry
I need to splat
Josiah Walker
when abouts is the release?
Robert Rivera
How do i go about getting a squib to bully me?
Isaiah Stewart
summer
Kayden Sanchez
buy a wii u, fuckin switchkiddie
Dominic Bailey
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Luis Cox
It's technically Spring now, so three more months right?
Alexander Clark
I think I accumulated a good number of gear icons/default ability (should we be able to change those) screenshots, but potentially not all of them. I'll upload those for you in a bit.
Hudson Murphy
>Switch is still in the mail >missed the test-fire Shit.
Anyways, was it about what you expected? Better? Worse? Did you play with the grip? Handheld mode? Pro controller? If you played with multiple, which was most comfortable? Do you have any concerns? Do you think they'll be likely to be addressed? More general question, but those of you that have a Switch, how are you liking it so far? Have you run into any of the kinks that have been reported? Sorry for all the questions.
Nathan Perry
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Jayden Gonzalez
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Matthew Long
None so far. Though my right joycon stick clicks weird after i played the testfire.
