Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>shitfail

Oh, they finally have 1437 drafting and captaining.
Thank the good lord.

LYRICAL

GIVE ME BACK THIS SKILL

Ted Cruz's brother

Am I gay if Axe turns me on a little bit?

reminder that nu-EG easily tilts and if a single thing doesn't go there way they panic and make game losing decisions.
NP got this series in the bag

>there way

Are you baiting me for (you)'s?
>ppd sais to learn 3 or 4 heroes for EACH role.
>You say "yeah, focus on one role".
>I point out that is not possible and is not what ppd said.
>You insist is how you are supossed to get better.

Let me explain it to you: There is very little chance that you can get the same role every fucking game, your best option is to figure out some heroes that you like for each role, yeah you can try to focus on a certain role at a time and rotate 3 or 4 heroes but playing one role exclusively is a stupid idea.
Also I don't want to repost the pic.

>posts a Love Lab pic
>thinks he's not 100% homo

>it's a perfect world episode

into the trash it goes

I don't watch anime I just save the reaction pics.
But thanks for outing yourself

Is 2k MMR good for a casual player? I only play Dota 2 five hours a week. I also masturbate to 3D hentai

How can anyone expect anything even remotely good from NP?
Why would anyone be a fan of envy?

fufk you cunt ive been awake for 18 hours now becuase of work but i need to watch ee get rekt.

PISS ME OFF ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

Is it gay if you see a cute butt but realize afterwards that it was a male butt?

What was the point of trying to call me homo in the first place when you were a flaming homosexual all along

>wake up
>open twitch vods for PGL channels
>main PGL channel has made public the vods from 24 hours ago where they went for a few hours pretending to host&cast to check things with the usual suspects fooling around like OD pretending to be LD and shit

Better than the actual tournament tbqh

Envy is great. He's a terrible player but a fantastic entertainer.

BEND OVER

>saves anime pictures
>thinks he's not a raging weeaboo homo

Was it a feminine butt?

>not white
>can speak Japanese
>doesn't watch anime
Technically impossible to be a weeb

>esports
>thread is suddenly 20 times more active
Do you faggots seriously just watch esports and post here even though you don't play the game.

The fuck is Uni doing?

Yeah, it was pretty goddamn THICC
I found it hot at first but I redeemed myself and found it disgusting when I discovered it belonged to a male

no one cares about your 2k blogposting so yes esports is only relevant time to talk about the game

>Universe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yeah, esports is fun and playing this game is pure misery

if you speak japanese you're a weeb

misreading the situation

surely you've gone in when no one else was with you before, right?

because 90% of posting outside of e-sports is
>me booga, team ooga
>guess which hero did this waaaacky build
>"why does no one play this objectively shit hero?"

dont just say that and not share

>Wapanese: a slur used to describe a white person who is obssesed with japanese culture. This would include manga/hentai/and anime.
>- The Racial Slur Database, 2002
I'm not white and I absolutely hate Japanese culture though speak the language

Talking about your 2k pubs is boring. Nobody cares and nobody is neither learning not improving by being here.

sounds like a weeb to me

>yfw your carry scolds you with his deep tanky voice for making a mistake as the squishy support you are
>but then commends you for being a good support for him and calls you nice things
Who else can relate

what a slut

It's funny that you won't tell me your race :)

>weeaboo in denial
lel that's even worst then being a weeaboo

Hey Jark!

Why does his race matter so much to you? Are you some kind of racist?

are you ashamed?

god fucking dammit i stayed up so late to see NP lose but I get this bullshit fuck you eg

You're race matters to me because you've made a big deal out of not being white :)

HOW BOUT I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS HUH?
YOU LIKE DAT BITCH?

*worse

I'm not even American, i just can't fathom why someone would care so much about not being white

t: Ibrahim al-Brahman al-Abdullah, Paris

>BKB WALK FORWARD AND TRY TO REQUIEM
>GET HIT BY SUNSTRIKE

Classic EE

>EE thows the game
who knew

>Envy

>EG spends more time playing CSGO than dota
>tfw it's showing
EG are trash.

I'm not the same person :)

laughing my fucking ass off

If eg wins it's entirely because of envy fucking that play up that badly.

Chinese

Only thing I like about Japan is meeting people where I get to speak Japanese

Even I wouldn't go that low

>still going to beat NP

Why the fuck don't buttons work?

I just died because I was mashing my force staff to double cast it, and it brought up the targeting reticule for 3 fucking seconds until it finally went off after what must have been the 20th mash. But it was way too late by then. This didn't happen a month ago, qucikcast is fucked, double tap is fucked, even trying to ward toggle is fucked.
What the fuck did they do and why the hell isn't it fixed yet?

>universe is a god at landing chronos
>literally cannot fucking blink + stomp to save his life

Kill yourself

Ugh, drop it already, jeez louise, am I right boys? Hehah!

>Blogposting during esports
Even the animeposters are better than (You).

FUCK YOU AnD FUCK DOTA

You can customize the behavior of the buttons from preventing accidental double-tap to wether the button responds on pressing or releasing.

Literally spend 10 minutes checking your fucking options.

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

Did Zai and Crit just solo Envy?

>doubting Our Guys
Not even Black AM could stop N0tail.

>he doubted our boy artour

>Zai and Crit solo'd Envy
Hot

if NP loses this game they better disband.

literally a team of losers. Can't win for shit. Reminds me of old cloud 9.

honestly fuck this pos

>implying anyone was watching OG

>watching EG stomp NP again.

No, you don't fucking get it. My button presses are failing to register, I've played this game for years and only recently is quickcast failing to register, or items failing to be used if I try to double cast.

I know what the fuck should be happening based on my custom setup, I'm pissed it's not working.

>Zai and Crit solo envy
>Zai and Crit
>solo
Does not compute.

>Faceless throw a game they are winning
>NP throw a game they are winning
Why do these B-list teams even bother showing up?

>Reddit is dead
>Liquipedia thread is dead
>/d2g/ moving slow as fuck

chinese tournaments are the worst for shitposting

R8 MY ITEM

ARCANE SHIELD
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Aether lens stats + 10 to all stats

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Yep, thats what everyone was doing instead of watching OG

>hardest ancients to kill by far
>do significantly more damage than other ancients
Why.

I like this creep since they can actually fuck you up if you mess up.

Guys, I have work in 3 hours and need to sleep. But I want to keep watching. What do?

Free holiday and everyone gets money to buy a phone or something

>anime neets start talking shit
Lmao envy about to be dumpstered by an eg pub draft.

UH EG BABS?

Arteezy throwing this game out of the window

kys you're self fucking r*dditor

Have you checked your hardware? Either that or your latency, I've noticed that sometimes the game does not register my imput if I have high ping.