/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

DaS3 has made me look back on DaS2 more favorably. Especially SotFS.

Thank you Miyazaki for making DS2 canon.

I can die peacefully knowing that /dsg/, Lucy, MatthewMitosis, Soulbrandt and ENB will forever be BTFO'd.

Be Wary of Feet Ahead

I want /v/ to fuck off

yeah here's one Stop Masturbating to Underage looking cartoons you fucking weeb

Make sure you find the decensored version

I don't have pass. DLC not working.

Are the drang hammers still shit? I want to beat stuff to death with maracas.

majulas song is so fucking awful
it actually hurts my ears so bad i have to mute the game every time i go back

Happy datamining:
github.com/Atvaark/BinderTool/releases

It's like one guy he'll get some "tendies" and find something else to reee about in a few more threads just ignore him.

PS4 WHEN??

exhentai.org/g/720177/0396bbc85a/ here's a favorite

>dlc comes out
>threads suddenly full of cancer

xth for best dlc weapon

DELETE THIS

I'm more Veeky Forums than you and I say we hate this piece of lazy shit

>farming Archives scholars with item discovery gear to get that last piece of fashion
>literally only getting candlesticks and Crystal Gems
Fuck.

Will there still be a DLC entrance by the Kiln even if I have Ariandel?

My dark sword and greatshield is ready to wreck this shitty dlc and be done with this franchise forever.

Of course he does, it's an 8/10 after all

Glorious

You are a man of fine tastes. I wish the artist made more like this.

>ywn be a fire keeper and get BLACKED
At least the purple lipstick looks cute

So where is the entrance to the DLC?

>LESS THAN AN HOUR
>LESS THAN AN HOUR
>LESS THAN AN HOUR

LET'S START THAT SHIT

>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN

Hows the Carthus Shotel now? Also, are frostbite weapons like the Pontiff Curved Sword now viable?

>no flame god flann

>wallowing in hatred for something you haven't even played
Pathetic

>eat The Dark Soul™
>grow slightly bigger and gain a scarf as a weapon
so this... is the power... of man...

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exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/

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HERE ARE MY FAVOURITES
ALL WHOLESOME TITLES
HAPPY FAPPING BROTHER

Does DS3 have one (1) boss that doesn't have a really shitty annoying gimmick?

i wish consentacle was just a tag

>EATAN
Filthy kebab on the way, lads
>DRINKAN
Coffee, water
>FAPPAN
No

your poophole

>use shitty but fun weapon
>what a fag git gud

>use unfun meta shit
>nice meme build fag git gud

Fuck you guys, I'm using Twin Princes' GS even if it's shit

Is the Astora GS still rad as fuck?

>2v2 brawl
>18 kills to 1

honestly it just made me feel bad

The uninstall boss

>all these people getting excited over lore and new weapons
>all I'm looking forward to is a new variant of the Giant Crab enemy

What will it be this time Miyazaki?

Dark Crab?
Lightning Crab?
Magic Crab?

>futa
No.

>EATAN
HOME MADE CHICKEN ALFREDO WITH BROCCOLI
>DRINKAN
SOME BLACK TEA
>FAPPAN
LEGO-MAN ART

exhentai.org/g/1018222/e60b5bbe8d/

Have fun with it!

so all I'm seeing is a picture of a sad panda??? wtf

>shit

so where do i enter the Ringed City stuff?
last bonefire?

What do you define as a gimmick? Because in my eyes, Yhorm is the only true gimmick fight.

I dunno about others but Vordt is pretty disgusting now., 1 2-hit combo gets your frostbitten or very close to.

There are only 2 gimmicky/Zelda bosses: the big skeleton and the dragon.

It's always going to be the coolest looking ultra GS

critstabbing them never gets old.

>consent

I didn't know people were into that kind of shit.

Champion Gundyr

...

>EATAN
DONUTS AND JELLY BEARS
>DRINKAN
COKE AND COFFEE
>FAPPAN
YASS

You forgot Wolnir. These two are the only gimmick fights.

Ninja Crab

>being this much of a fanboy

handholding and leglocking are pretty good too desu

And Yhorm too, forgot about that.

I want to know if that guy was ever able to parry that. I don't know why but those missed parries left me very unsatisfied.

Every boss except Yhorm, Ancient Dragon, and Wolnir

>EATAN
strawberries with cream
>DRINKAN
coffee, it's gonna be a long night
>FAPPAN
that cringey czech casting

For those that have played, how do I get access to the new covenant?

Yhorm is the only one with a "gimmick" as far as I know.

>Eaten
Bacon and Sausage Pizza
>Drinking
Yuengling and Pepsi
>Fappan
Turning a furfag into a loli slave

ITS OUT RESTART STEAM

Fuck post source I missed it

Why does Miazaki-san loves making the pepe pose so much ?

Why would you want a build based off what other people think ?

>tfw recently discovered I can crit them when they rear up
Crabs fights are a lot less intense now but I'm still grateful for the knowledge

Wanting to get fucked silly is even hotter than being forced.

exhentai.org/g/1043830/35fe10b4ec/

I don't think you understand what a gimmick boss is,

Oh right, my bad!

>Being delusional
I'm just saying it how it is! But hey, if that's your opinion, the only one being hurt by it is you.

Layers of White, my dude.

>EATAN
Already ate some Philly's Best on the way home from work and got stoned
>DRINKAN
Shasta Cola
>FAPPAN
sadpanda

>EATAN
Bacon burger and fries
>DRINKAN
coke
>FAPPAN
can't because I'm in public and won't be able to play DLC until Friday because my prof is a colossal faggot.

I also forgot Ancient Wyvern, but it almost doesn not count as a boss.

Greatwood and Wolnir has that "attack it's weak spot for massive damage". Dragonslayer armor has floating stand things that shoot untelegraphed magic attacks from off-screen. Twin princes and soul of cinder do that "you thought I was dead but I shoved a magical thumb up my ass and got my hp back" shit. The dragon is a one hit kill. Gundyr changes his moveset and hitbox halfway through the fight. Yhorm has that 4-hit-kill sword. Pontiff randomly clones himself.

I mean there are a few good bosses but so many of them are less using what you learned and testing your skills, and more "oh boy what silly bullshit does this one do".

Can someon spare me a Dragonslayer Axe on PS4? I fucked up Sirris's quest line (again).

THE CHAMP

...

PLEASE RESPOND

>playing DLC early because lmao xbox
>get to the Demon Prince
>they take really low damage for some reason

I feel like I'm doing something wrong. anyone else playing who got past it, did you do something in particular that made it easier or did you just power through it?

>literal fromdrone redditors rushing to defend their god miyacucki from any criticism
fucking pathetic

Is it confirmed by the fact that Ruin sentinels were sent by Vendrick to get the dark soul or is there some other lore with the new dlc I've missed?

this is bait

*Darkflame Crab teleports behind you*
Heh...
*pinches off your head*
You undead ash never learn...

>yfw this is probably the last dark souls content we will ever get on pc

You lied to me