Stall in front of a cop

>stall in front of a cop

>driving at 5 over
>cop comes up behind and blues go on
>sits for 5 seconds before overtaking and speeding away

>when a tall muscular cop pulls you out of the car and pats you down while asking you to spread your legs

>driving in city
>cop passes in opposite direction
>his lights come on
>doesn't turn around
>continues in the same direction chasing somebody else

Go away

>I know this feel

>when the cop notices ur bulge

>driving while suspended
>get stopped at an RBT
>cop doesn't ask for license

>speeding
>come to a small hill
>come to the crest of the hill
>cop on the other side with radar gun

This happened to me while everyone was looking because they were directing traffic due to an accident. I hadn't stalled in so long so I forgot what to do then when I got my car moving again, I scraped my car horribly on the driveway and it was so loud and everyone saw it.

>hooning down a backroad
>somehow pass a cop
>pulls me over
>compliments me on my driving skills
>find out he use to race in baja
>lets me off with a warning

>speed past cop doing 103mph in your ecobox
>he is too busy giving a ticket to a ctsv to chase you

pray to your gods today and thank them

>yesterday
>cop in an XR6 turbo following my Subaru
>goes on for about 30 mins
>driving like a grandma at this point
>doing 40 in a 40 zone
>he gets sick of it, and launches past me at least 70
>Kek all the way home

Bullshit, there's nothing remotely impressive you could be doing that isn't also 150% illegal and an opportunity for him to take a giant chunk out of this month's quota.

I have a license for it.

>5:30am
>just finished shift at warehouse
>doing 140mph on highway because motorcycle
>lights come up on my 6 FAST
>either cop or deranged asshole
>blue&red.jpg
>i pull over into gas station
>chillest cop in history appears
>basically compliments my jap rocket and gives me a fucking written warning
>wut
"be careful on that thing"
"will do"

Being white in Austin basically means youre Saudi royalty with diplomatic immunity I guess.

Anotha one

>driving two way stretch of road parallel to airport.
>crest hill doing 90mph and begin pushing past 100 on the way down
>spot line of traffic oncoming at lowest portion of road 1/4 mile out.
>leading car is either taxi or cop
>pass him doing 120mph
>lol that was definitely not taxi
> watch in rearview as all the cars behind him begin braking, one after the other
>he whips around HARD
>im now climbing back up the hill
>ive maintained 120mph since our earlier introduction but he must want to have a word with me
>looking for exit strategy like a 10 month fetus.
>i briefly lose sight of him as i crest the hill and spot a hard right onto an FM road
>can hear his cruiser screaming up behind me
>look back after making the turn onto another descending road
>literally see just the top of his light bar as he flies straight ahead
>still to this day wonder what he wanted to tell me

>speeding next to an airport
you fucking madman

>tfw i can never be that lucky

why live?

They obviously checked your shit and decided if you're worth putting down the donut

>yesterday
>cop in one of the new volvo highway patrols following me on my bike
>doing my 90 limit cause red P's
>get to overtaking lane
>he flies by doing like 140
>see him wave through his rear windscreen
those things are fucking fast. that twincharge isn't just for show.

>roll back on purpose on a hill

>driving with my buddies
>one of them is drunk af and starts yelling to random people through the window
>cop in front of me
>for some reason didn't detained us

>intersection under police state control due to some fundraising marathon run
>cop controlling the traffic, it's finally my turn
>hill start stall at the intersection
>he just grins at me and lets me get my stuff together
lmao christ

so you can shitpost on Veeky Forums about it.

Is stalling your car illegal or something

In my case it was just embarrassing and he held traffic up so I could get out of there. He was just a cool guy.

>2 years ago
>driving shit box around
>pull into middle school parking lot at 11pm at night
>dumpster diving
>...
>pull out and turn
>cop coming form other direction pulls a U-turn
>ohgreat.jpg
>pops lights on
>....
>frisks me
>takes picture of me
>asks questions
>tickets me for no insurance, and license plate lights out

Worst 45 minutes of my life.

>pulled over just hanging out
>Cop pulls up behind me and parks, gets out (No lights)
>"What the fuck is going on?"
>Walks up to window
>Cop starts a casual conversation and says that he used to have a car like mine
>Eventually realize that he's not acting with any sort of suspicion "Is everything alright, officer?"
>"Oh! Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just on break."
>Continues to talk and laugh with us for a bit, then a call comes through on his receiver
>"You guys take it easy, stay safe on these roads."

Had cops be assholes before, but that guy was great.

No it's just really embarrassing.

I know it happens to everyone once in a while but I'd rather get pants'd in public and have my small penis exposed to a group of people than stall in my car

holy fuck the manuelfag delusion is real

>Driving 30 over past a cop in a MIata
>Cop doesn't even bat an eye and keeps driving

>stall in brand new porsche

Lane splitting
See cop stuck in traffic
Revbomb him
He moves out of my way
Proceed to pass

>Pizza boy life
>Busy night, haulin ass
>Niggas need that shit hot and fresh
>Jamming out in my little shitbox
>Multiple deliveries in one area, been doing 20 over on the same road all night
>Come to stop light
>Cop pulls up next to me
>He's got the most beautiful handlebar stache I've ever laid eyes upon
>"Is that Sabbath or just Dio?"
>J-just Dio
>Gives me a thumbs up and a smile
>Part ways on green
Fuckin cops man