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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

tf2r.com/kgf9ckh.html
youtu.be/hd0qIp1zF9U
tf2r.com/k0eoekb.html
youtube.com/watch?v=dxJe-KA0rIQ
youtube.com/watch?v=wI7f4CgATiE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston_theory
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Soldier_sf12_taunts13.wav?t=20121027181445
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8b/Cm_spy_pregamefirst_rare_02.mp3?t=20160711013608
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3?t=20160710094610
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/33/Cm_engie_pregamewonlast_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710095109
youtu.be/KLaZBYDLcDk
youtube.com/watch?v=z53y1FMSWxQ
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

i still have my well spun hat ticket

pottis

I am think many people never have this medals. This medals have only very good team. Thats the first write that all participants have medal after only any team:).
Only pro have this, another people ……… LOL

Reffl

no

>1500 hours at the game and still no comp team
Is it normal or I should start looking for one?

>being proud of a virtual item
congrats, none of us care

I have 2700 hours and care nothing for comp.

I'm just satisfied with having fun and messing around while tf2 is on it's last legs.

wandernigger right now

>I am think

Isn't it I think therefore I am?

:Thoughts:

>6v6 medal
boring

>Participant
>Not 1st
You're shit at the game

>le tf2 is dying meme

What did he mean by this?

>while tf2 is on it's last legs
>people have been saying that tf2 is dead since the end of the line update

I have levels of apathy that you can't even imagine, my friend.

WHY PEOPLE NOT LIKE MEDAL
you are jealous of medal
you will never achive medal.... you know pro when you see... other people.... LOL

>not using your comp money for tip of the hats

People have been saying that tf2 is dead since before it went free to play.

>people have been saying that tf2 is dead as it was being developed.

but really, who are you quoting?

>use a mousewheel for disguise weapon switch bind
>run backwards pretending to be a sniper while scrolling
>pass a pyro with unusuals
>stab
>wtf hack
heh too easy

>people

people has been saying TF2 is dead since Robin Walker got hired by Valve in the late 90's and stopped working on a TF2 that would have been released in 1999
"Soon" (1998)

>he doesn't use the mousewheel without the fast weapons witch to switch weapons
It's like you fags were bad at videogames or something

>He doesn't use the numbers above the wasd keys.
>Calls others bad at el video juegos.

Good luck switching between weapons when you have fifty of them at hand.

raffle

>Build sentry on doublecross on the bridge
>Enemy caps intel because my team cannot spycheck to save their lives
>Says it's because we didn't have a sentry on intel
God damn, if it's such a big deal, why not go engineer yourself you doublenigger. Camping intel on CTF is boring as h*ck and if I want to build a level 3 in an aggressive position, by god I will.

>Not defending the enemy intel

tf2r.com/kgf9ckh.html

That was my eventual goal if my team would learn how to push and/or spycheck.

this never happened

Do you guys seriusly switch weapons with the numbers above the wasd keys instead of using the mousewheel?

Do you suck dicks

yes

Yes, all stock everything
youtu.be/hd0qIp1zF9U

Do you seriously use the mousewheel? Shit is unreliable.

Neat.

raafle

thats a nice hat

tf2r.com/k0eoekb.html

You are going to actually put that on always and then blame your team in valve MM 24/7, right?

What kind of player are you in MM?
I'm that one guy that topscores without saying a word and after the match inmediatly leaves.
I wish I had friends to play this game with and have fun.

>He plays Valve MM

>he doesn't
It's like if you didn't want to show your shiny red badge to every pub medic or were BAD at tf2.

im the guy who watches his teammates yell at each other and then call them both bad at the end of the match

get out of here perm

permzilla lad

Medic with Unusual that is all friendly and nice, keeps everyone alive, and acts like a retard in pregame. But deep down all I want is to win

i found this gem looking for sticky jumper montages
youtube.com/watch?v=dxJe-KA0rIQ

youtube.com/watch?v=wI7f4CgATiE

>I want to win
>Piggybacking off of other competent team members counts as winning
lmao

>He thinks being a medic is piggybacking

Any way to change the phlog's particles to something less retarded?

Can someone please post im an alpha male.jpg?

only on community servers

I'm the guy that instantly picks engineer and somehow always finishes as MvP

>Leave, keys are 2.66
>Come back, keys are 25 ref
What the fuck happened?

Infinite metal.

lots of people played
lots of metal was crafted
buds are also super cheap now, and so are bills. people duped/hoarded them too much.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phlogiston_theory

Economic inflation? I think trading got big since some players left or became trade fags.

Inflation got that bad? Shit. Is there any hope for things going back to normal?

never ever. the good news is that craft hats are still 1.33, and a lot of hats are craft hats now. you could dress all your classes up for $2.50.

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fb/Soldier_sf12_taunts13.wav?t=20121027181445
i never heard this
why record such a good line if you dont play it anywhere

Soldier has too many good voicelines to list

Nothing beats this
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8b/Cm_spy_pregamefirst_rare_02.mp3?t=20160711013608

>Not wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_engie_pregamefirst_rare_03.mp3?t=20160710094610
>Not wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/33/Cm_engie_pregamewonlast_rare_01.mp3?t=20160710095109
>He doesn't enjoy terrible puns
Still i admit that was a good one

youtu.be/KLaZBYDLcDk 0:14

You'd be surprised how greedy 10 year old are.

On the upside, 5 keys will get you a fuckload of metal for crafting lots of hats for fun.

I expect a 100 word essay on my desk next week about what its like, Teddy.
And this time I will not accept a paper with one "sucks", one "It", and 98 "really"s

Scrap Farming on Server Farms with hundreds of fake accounts.
Infinite metal and less people putting real $$$ into the game.
Result is stupidly cheap hats but anything that needs keys to get (Unusuals, some stranges, etc) stays high in value.

I want to go back to 2008. I miss the days of hats being rare, 1 cosmetic slots, most classes having no unlocks, and no snowflake weapons

ATTENTION /TF2G/

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TF2 GRIEFING VIDEO WITH A KID GETTING SUPER MAD AT BEING CALLED ADOPTED

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN FOR FOREVER NOW

THANKS

epic little kids getting owned!

youtube.com/watch?v=z53y1FMSWxQ

I don't really trade. I just figured all the metal and high key to metal ratio was from kids that want more out of their keys.

On a side note, I sometimes wonder when TF2 will show signs of "giving out" and when I should sell my backpack to get something out of it beforehand?

>Posting your own unfunny video
If you only get traffic from random clicks in tf2g, and they don't even watch half your video, then just stop making videos.

How often do you taunt after you kill?

Pretty much never. Some kid earlier was trying to get the entire team to taunt after killing this particular flare spamming pyro.

only after bullshit kills I don't deserve, that mostly means if I crit someone in a fight I should've lost. or if some kid is being annoying I taunt to piss him off

Either if I get an insane kill, if the opponent overextended too far, if they taunted me first or if they think they can get the drop on me by going rage scout (I'm a filthy sniper main)

>Have rock paper scissors out in pregame
>Some gibusvision spy walks up to me and starts butterknifing me
>I don't stop taunting since I have faith
>He kills me
>Taunts
>Check his profile
>Legit only has 60 hours
>Bottom frags in actual game

do people still post these here? if so then r8 h8 post your own shitty version you know the drill

Question, if I wanted to turn my backpack into money (Not counting the stuff I can sell on Steam Market) how would I do it? Or does metal not sell for money?

Bad.

Sell your entire bp for like 50% of the price on bp.tf if you don't have the patience to sell one piece at a time.

I might if you post the template

Only if it's bullshit, if it's extra bullshit like fall damage or a melee crit I drop a few binds in there as well

>Sell your entire bp for like 50% of the price on bp.tf if you don't have the patience to sell one piece at a time.
We talking metal or actual cash?

Are you doing this on purpose? because real people can't have taste this bad

1. If I get a really good kill or kill streak
2. Someone get's cheeky and I intend to show them what's up.
3. If I'm a sniper 1v1ing a Sniper with The Green Diaper, then I always taunt to show him who the real pro is.

You frag him afterwards?

...

i named that one

>have this
>want to sell it
>sweating.jpg

>Going back on your word
Disgusting
>Autosorting backpack
>Maxed bp size
Also disgusting

thank you for doing that

take this gif version, its better

its not my word, I was given it for free by a friend who quit

>Vintage Lo-Fi Longwave
what

If it was already spoiled, wipe the desc and sell it then
hownew.ru

>new people
>tfw you never got a lo-fi longwave