/Oinker/ General! #2 (Also known as Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1027)

I know.
I wrote that I'm posting literal perfection, after all. :^)

Wrong MIYABI is the perfect one

>senran with the most cancerous fans has the worst memes

Makes sense

twitter.com/kenichiro_taka/status/845825842655637505
>yfw

>Girl (Male)
>perfect in any way
Not even if you're gay.

>user will never copypost in this thread

Haruka has a very strange condition as far as being lewd goes.

She doesn't masturbate because she can't get off of it. She can feel very good, but will only come when she sees the face of a partner in complete ecstasy and lost in pleasure thanks to her technique and power.

>you enter your basement after a hard day's work
>you go into the back room to hear the sound of struggling
>it's user, trying to escape from his restraints again
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and whisper that you'll forgive him, this time.
>you tell him that you want some of his delicious quality posting
>he nods his head
>you get your bowl ready and put it under his muscleless, skinnyfat rear
>despite his best efforts he seems to be all stopped up
>he looks at you with a worried expression
>you tell him it's okay and that you're prepared for something like this
>you go into your cabinet and pull out your iPad full of meme magic and saved quote OP pics
>you show him all of the highly stimulating, creative content
>user makes a noise, something between a moan and a yelp
>you toggle the voice to text application and connect a small microphone
>after putting down the iPad you position the microphone under user's Spaghetti-O stained chin
>you tell him to relax and say whatever comes to mind in a calm, encouraging voice
>after a few seconds he begins to ramble incoherently
>he fills the reply field quite a way before stopping
>you're impressed, there must be a few legible sentences here
>you tap the Post button, tell user it is delicious and start cleaning the spittle off the microphone
>after you're done cleaning you thank him for the post and head upstairs to eat a TV dinner

I wish it was Christmas again.

What is it about Haruka exactly that attracts so much cancer?

fetish magnet

Reminder that the sexiest non-Who Wave Senrans are Haruka, Rin, Kagura, Shiki and HIkage. Also a reminder that being loud and boisterous isn't sexy, Kat.

I want to 'grill' some hot squid while enjoying sake if you know what I mean

articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/12/12/eating-pork.aspx

>Mistress Haruka will never test her new drugs on you
>Mistress Haruka will never treat you like a dog
>Mistress Haruka will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Mistress Haruka will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Mistress Haruka will never be real

>he enters your browser after a short sleep
>he goes into this thread to shitpost and memepost
>it's user, trying to be clever and/or annoying
>as soon as he sees you he gets a panicked look on his face but you just smile, walk up to him and slap the shit out of him

Femdom

>Porcine Endogenous Retrovirus (PERV) – According to a study in the journal Lancet, this virus can spread to people receiving pig organ transplants, and according to test tube studies, PERV strains do have the ability to infect human cells3. PERV genes are scattered throughout pigs' genetic material, and researchers have found that pig heart, spleen and kidney cells release various strains of the virus.

You literally can't make this shit up.

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wat u prayin
ERASED is a terrible anime that makes me more mad than Evangelion

I tried to force myself to watch the Asterisk War anime but it was just too terrible. At least there's no weak grass eating gamma male protagonist in SK.

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

Wouldn't that be beta male?

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Would you still love your senran if she looked like this?

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What is Miyabi thinking about???

I don't think he even qualifies as beta senpai

[x] pet

I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

>ゼシカ
Huh, didn't know that. Always thought that they'd call her ジェシカ.
Anyway, I'm playing SK SV again because I can finally store the game onto a mounted USB drive, on my PSTV.

Why? What do you love about her?

I actually looked it up quick and found out she's always been ゼシカ, kinda weird.

E v e r y t h i n g

>Mirai?
My god, Hibari is so good at disguising herself as other people Minori can't tell the difference.

Well, he can't surely be as bad as some protags from like Hundred or Infinite Stratos can he?

LEWD FEET

Minori is a retard!
RETARD!

WHY IS SHE SO SMUG??? FUCK

Yes. Those protags are beta males.

You have to look smug if you're about to give an ashikoki, it's a femdom thing. user please, you should know this, you are in Oinker General.

>it's a femdom thing

Lame.

>you are in Oinker General

Oh good. I was hungry for some bacon.

春の花のおならを嗅ぎたい!

Meh. Hate Femdom . Don't see anything great about feet.

It's shit. Call me when Kagura gets cute cards or cards of her in casual clothes.

We're never going to get senrans in cute casual clothes that don't end up ripped or exploded off again

That's my favorite Hikage card.

Just sayin'

That ass... that ass is so epic she's wearing normal panties and it doesn't even cover the top...

That is a legit ass.

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I know. Just wanna see Kagura in a beautiful dress with a happy smile, not a smug smirk.

But that will never happen.

Hikage's room must be comfy as hell

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>This is what v2 is for, etc.

>living in a cave

Might happen

>Hikage wearing what appears to be Katsuragi's underwear

Why?

>that yaomai set

jesus FUCK

Friends steal friend's clothes when their clothes are soaked in rain from living in a fucking cave
Everyone knows that

She likes the feeling

He is truly a saint

Shit like this. Just what i need.

Loliconder > Yomai.

Fight me.

I like Kagura too

There is a reason it's your favorite card, user. It's because you have good taste.

Hikage looks like an upper middle class daughter with rich cuck parents.

>Don't see anything great about feet.
You'll learn soon friend...
Soon...

ikagura

I want to push her toes backwards and watch her scream.

well i agree because i love paizuri the most. but its always good to get more senran content thats actually drawn well and even includes the less popular characters. more is always better. but loliconder's freakishly massive dicks and gangbangs will always bother me. gangbangs are trash. but so are sets with zero paizuri.

>beating Ryouna gives her pleasure
>not beating Ryouna also gives her pleasure
>Ryouna is always being pleasure
Happiest Senran confirmed.

;_;

>try to sleep
>Ryouna is being an annoying bitch
>tell her be quiet
>"hauuu"
>ignore her
>"hauuu"
>yell at her and make her leave the room
>"hauuu" from outside the door
>put her outside
>"hauuu" from outside the window

Pee on her

HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>kill her
>"hauuu" from beyond the veil of life and death

>becomes a ghost like Ryouki and eternally haunts you with "hauuu"

My 40lbs of Yumi's pussy and ass edition of PBS still hasn't arrived yet. Too lazy to make a jp account and probably won't even play it, just wanted the special edition tbqh.
Meantime, I'm still chugging along in DS2:sotfs.
Made it to king Vendrick, stopped and had to look up a wiki cause I wanted to do the dlc areas before going further. At least this time it's not as convoluted as trying to go to Oolacile in DS1.
Also marathoning Kemono Friends and the character interaction and subtle world development absolutely carries the show when it looks like it was made on a shoestring budget. Easily in the stop 3 animes this season.

I wonder if Ryouna has fantasies about being defeated by futa senrans and being turned into their schools cumdump.

>Start crying and begging her to let you sleep otherwise you won't be able to wake up for work so you can provide for her and give her the attention she needs

Don't post retarded friends. This board belongs to shoebill-chan.

Do you think Ryouna fears death? She's a filthy murderous slut, there's no way she's meeting Ryouki in the afterlife.

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This the bird your looking for?

I see Yoma.

No. Fuck that friend aswell.

Fuck bestiality fiends

>you will never drive down a city street at night in your brand new Viper GTS with the orange city lamp lights flickering by and this playing on casette in your car's stereo youtube.com/watch?v=JaYdzP5Lr3A
>you will never pick up your Senran for a deito with her 90s hairstyle
>you will never have sex with your Senran after the date and hear your answering machine pick up calls
>it will never be 1996 again
>the internet population will never exclusively be triple digit IQ again

Fuck this planet.

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>need to get up at 6 am but Ryouna keeps playing with your hair and whispering dirty shit in your ear
>tell her if she doesn't let you get your rest, You'll give some of Haruka's drugs to some nearby Yoma and let them have their way with her for the whole night
>when they're done with her, her holes will be able to smuggle people across the border
>Now you have have to deal with her previous antics AND a giant wet spot in your sheets

God, this bitch is annoying

I decided to replay Phantom Hourglass.

Spirit Tracks is one of my all time favorite games and something I don't recommend hard enough, but I only ever played Phantom Hourglass like twice (and never again after ST came out) so I'm curious to see how it held up, because I distinctly remember the controls not being as refined as in ST (which I've never had a single issue controlling)

It's still pretty nice and looks better than I remember, but the controls definitely are a bit janky. The most notable issue being it's fucking impossible to make Link roll.

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>Taka tweeting that he wants to continue to focus on handheld development in the future
I hope he continues to optimize his post Burst games well, I kinda wonder if its a budget reason for him wanting to focus on them or if its just his personal preference.
Every fucking time I play this game I see some stupid shit that they couldn't have looked at and said "This is fine", there is no reason this game should be struggling to hit 30fps, hell it should be a locked 60 with this shit I mean its already a full 1080p docked.
Fuck SE and TK