/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

>using the do it better """""argument""""
kek

>the right filename this time

good job

Someone else posted last time.

>download lord of the rings meme mod
>looks pretty cool so far
>you get Modor points or something instead of money, pretty cool I guess
>I guess I'll go to the barracks and get some recrui---
>Sorry, they are busy defending here
>oh. well I guess I have to talk to the king or something
>King is glitched and I can't walk close enough to talk to him
>Oh well this random dude here might suffice
>hey go check out this hideout and report back
>ok I guess I need soldiers for this I can't do it alo--
>still can't recruit anyone
>can't even buy weapons/armor or even food

what am I missing here?

That's what you get for trying to use new mods, user.
Stick to the ones you know, there's nothing good out there.

:^)

Really makes u think huh

There are no better Japan simulators

Not an argument, he's making fun of something he damnwell can't do better

Yeah it's called Nobunaga's Ambition

As long as you don't go full retard and rob every monastery in the world playing a dishon- ruthless character is easymode as fuck, pagan or christian. I'm currently christian with -100 rep and my army is mostly composed of vikings and deserters I either hired or got for free. Bandit hideouts buy all items at base price which is broken as fuck since it includes equipment and they all have loads of money so you can buy wine and jewelry at Dorestad and immediately turn it in for base price at the nearest hideout or bash viking parties and sell their helmets.
People who complain about vikangs being unplayable simply can't into long term planning and think they are supposed to get away with pissing everybody off instead of picking a single faction and raiding them until they have enough money to become a lord and capture a couple of cities.

>download 1860's western mod
>feelin kinda cowboy today
>goto shootout
>can't swap from revolver to fists
>motherfucker gets close to me and beats me to death because I can't fucking punch him back

drop yer gun

I'm looking for a let's play or whatever of M&B.
Any suggestions? Preferably no annoying voices or girls.

Mousewheel down you moron

>have to go into camp and enable NPCs in the menu to even buy things

what do meme mods do this fucking shit

also this is why they are making Bannerlord easier and also console port for more sales because of elitist faggots like you ;)

That's an RTS, fuck off

It's more simulator than geko ever will be

That doesn't always work ya dunce

mousewheel down you moron

;)

-huge faggot

maybe i'll do that in the future then if it isn't too bad
i guess i meant more raiding churches rather than general banditryness, raiding every church will fuck you over
originally raiding churches would reduce rep with every christfag nation which was pretty annoying
>Bandit hideouts buy all items at base price which is broken as fuck since it includes equipment and they all have loads of money so you can buy wine and jewelry at Dorestad and immediately turn it in for base price at the nearest hideout or bash viking parties and sell their helmets.
vendors also get money from refining your gear, so selling to them is a good way to get your money back i find

Doesn't work jackass, that's the first thing I tried

Press G to drop stuff

doesn't work faggot, its the last thing I tried

Seriously? That's just fucked then.

you can't drop weapons in original M&B

he said 1860s not 1866

>may 29 2014
post some old memes /mbg/

>because of elitist faggots like you ;)
Why are you calling me elitist?
I'm confused.

is this too new

That's a room temperature meme.

I fucking swear that AI lords in VC can chamber block
The guy couldn't possibly accidentally use the same attack as me three times in a row

Thanks user. I'll check it out but already looks better than mine.

>PS: Are you the Yo Ho Ho Pirate Mix user?
Yes
>I don't think that mod is on the OP.
It is actually in my GekoNewer MEGA. In the "Other Stuff" section.

The Siege Master...

... Siege Mistress.

To day was a pretty productive day. At this rate I might be finished in two or three days.

Alright, I'll go download it. I always forget it's there since it's not mentioned. Thanks senpai.

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the AI can chamber but it's on accident
keep in mind lords in VC have 380 proficiency

You just reminded me I never finished updating it.
If I knew how to make it so the music that played in a town changed depending on which faction controlled it I could add so much more. As it is I try to keep it neutral without to much music leaning to any one faction.
The fact that so much of the music I added is tavern music and will probably never even be heard doesn't help.

Are you the same texture user that did the Kenshin armor for me or was that a different TextureAnon?

Uh, I had forgotten about that picture. I believe it's supposed to be a sword sister in there?
Should I change it to make it more similar to the original? I'm pretty happy with it right now, and I haven't really stuck to the original coloring of other paintings for the most part, plus i wanted it to be more faction neutral.

That was someone else. I've never worked on Gejokujo assets, or even downloaded the mod.

If I leave a faction, do I lose my villages and castles?

Fuck Swadia

If you leave legally, yes.
If you rebel, no.

How can I rebel?
Is it by just attacking my own faction or something?

i dunno you just reminded me that these versions exist

Talk to your wife's son

Why is geko map so fucking big?

Depending on how you leave the faction, you can keep them, but you become a rebel faction automatically at war with your previous liege, and depending on your Right to Rule and fiefs, other kingdoms might gang up on you.

My oldest one.

>PoP lorebook
It's been a few months, did I miss a dank new meme related to PoP "lore"?

Its closer to scale than most maps.

I have 66 right to rule iirc, am I gonna get gangbanged?
I don't wanna get gangbanged.

Yea some user "fixed" the lorebook

Yeah, a /mbg/ user compiled all the PoP lore into a PDF, then posted it on TaleWorlds forums... he was a little obvious about it though, and BitchyBat being the powertripping forum moderator autist he is locked the thread and removed the link, although the thread is still up.
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,361515.0.html
The "Every Layer" response I always liked.

is there any mods that:

>have real race wars. Blacks vs Whites vs Asians vs Mexicans vs Indians vs Muslims vs Slavs vs SWEDEN YES vs Turks etc

>is there any mods that use a real world world map (So they have USA, Mexico, Canada, Europe, Russia, etc)

you need at least 15 RtR to viably start your own faction, so no on that front

RtR only matters for peace deals
Just make sure you have a town with a big garrison, if you have like 800 soldiers AI will never attack it

Try 1866, Gekonewer as a gaijin, and WFAS

warwolf

I just installed Floris Evolved. I always hear bad stuff about it.
Am I in for a piece of shit treat?

it's like if the floris devs thought "hey, what if we put in even MORE silly shit?"

It's pretty damn good IMO, but the new troop recruitment system is a bit polarising. Haven't played >Floris.

Just the name floris sounds fucking gay, thats why I never bothered with it

I say the community has a much bigger problem of praising shit mods

>try to go into tournament in floris
>game crashes

the best mod ever produced

Do you mean that people praise Floris but it's shit or that people praise mods like PoP and Geko and they're shit?
I'm confused.

BANNERLORD WHENNNNNNN

YOU FUCKING GINGER CUNT

tfw I am also ginger

Holy shit, look at that cucky face.

>mfw I used to think Floris was good

what the fuck was I smoking

YOURE A WIZARD HARRY

do you think he makes the same face while he preps his bull?

You know what's a terrible mod that I still enjoy because of the features?

That Naruto warband mod with all the shitty throwback music from when i was in middle school

I installed it mostly because of the added equipment. Do you know any other mods that are not floris and that add nice weapons and armour but don't change the gameplay too much?

While Floris is shit, I do think that people should at least try it out so they get a true taste of floris-brand shit. I think it's fine to meme about SaxonDMCAgon but PooP is fairly well-made and polished and playing Floris really helps to develop appreciation for good mods.

there is actually a mod that uses all of floris's shit (basically steals it all) and it isnt shit.

let me find it

ah here we are: forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,322110.0.html

What makes it better?
Or less shitty.
Do you know if there are retarded weapons like a fucking rifle or something? That would be an instant nope for me.

>those bloated troop trees
lad...
I'll download it though. Persino is too buggy and unfinished for me right now.

ew

nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/5939/?

download 0.5 then 0.6 then 0.6.2

I've not tried it either I just saw it mentioned a few days ago

>pretorian
those troop trees are dogshit

What would you personally add to MnB if you could to improve it?

What are your hopes for Bannerlord?

Different strapons.

I would flesh out the strategic layer and probably change the character system a bit or at least the attributes.

Would GabeNs paid mods program improve MnB modding or make everything worse?

>Steam
>mods

if you have to ask you're not old enough to remember the quake/half-life mod scene that was completely community driven.

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bread is ded

seems legit

speaking of this why doesn't dickplomacy have traps?

DAED
GAEM

well yeah the servers got shut down at the beginning of march

This is the only time I've seen this post when it was actually true.

I-It's not really d-dead, right guys?

>21 posters

:^(

bannerlord

If dubs it'll be cancelled.