/owg/ - Overwatch General

r8 my cosplay, i wore it to class today

we need a hatless McCree skin

Just got GM for the first time /owg/
Am I mediocre yet?

kys yourself

>hatless mccree
why take away the best part about him?
plus how would "the names mccree" highlight intro work?

>disable team chat
>disable team voice
>disable match chat
>game is enjoyable again

Really makes you think.

Who would you rather do. Mercy, D.va, or Tracer?

Tracer. Unless I have to turn into a girl to fuck her since she is a lesbian. mercy in that case.

Considering only the game and not any headcanon or fanart? Mercy, hands down.

another oni skin for genji would be so cash. anyone else agree?

mercy because i fucking hate d.va and tracers gay

now now, she may not be lesbian. bisexual perhaps.

Naw Chu tweeted she is lesbian.

twitter.com/westofhouse/status/812110259737137152?lang=en

In case ya didnt know the overwatch soundtrack is on spotify

play.spotify.com/album/2rnjKoSvcoxIfwXnXynChe

Pharah reporting

>kill your self self
nice english

costume swaps when?

Post Reinhardt

Hopefully never, kys ureself plz.

>enemy pharah 20ft up my rectum not allowing me to heal
>"guys I need help with this pharah"
>vlad, vlad2 and vlad3 stay on hog, mei & reaper regardless

Tracer>Mercy>D.Va

3g.neocities.org/som.html Relatable as fuck

Dva>>>>>>>Mercy/Tracer

Are you me? Competitive is so much better this way, especially if you pick whichever character you have the most fun with, regardless of your team's composition

i want to fug grandpa

MUH DICK

i sure am fucking excited to see orisa introduced to comp so i can have one more fucking shield to hold mouse 1 at

it's incredible how much time you spend in this game shooting at someone you can clearly see without being able to hit them because there is some garbage in-between

>wanting to fuck korean teenage girl mario

i still pick reasonably and use voice commands liberally, but i can play without five autists flaming me for not being an mlg pro gamr

>fucking a korean teenage girl

Same most of the time when solo queueing, or the moment people start bitching over trivial shit in voice chat

If you ever insta-lock any characters in comp, who are they?

>fucking with gloves off

>both wear gloves
>she's mario lelel !

This logic is so fucking retarded.

>"Hog in the right room looking for a hook. Watch out."
>Watch as my team's Lucio walks into the right room and gets immediately hooked.

This game makes me want to jump off a cliff.

Source on this dva pic?

For scientific reasons.

if i'm trying to climb i lock soldier because im decent enough to carry gold players but if i wanna enjoy myself i lock mercy which is generally acceptable at gold/plat

maybe he wasnt in voice chat

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Another one? Why? Seems stupid to just want a recolor of a skin.

that skin is fucking ugly in the first place lol

Zarya needs one of three things to happen, and I can explain all three.

1: Beam needs to pierce.
2: Blocking needs to grant 8% charge per 200 damage blocked, at a rate of 1 every 25.
3: Graviton Surge needs a damage boost to bring it in line with other ults. Nothing major, just bring it from 22/second to 30/second.

Any predictions for Orisa in Comp? I think she will do fine but not great.

Zarya has been meta since release and is one of the best characters in the game. She does not need buffs.

I'd like that but unlikely, the whole silhouette thing and McCree's hat being a big unique part of it. Then again they have broken the silhouette rule already.

she won't replace or substitute rein, if anything she compliments him pretty well

How is this possible?

D.va fags are entitled idiots who obsess over her and bring that attitude to game balancing.

She'll probably replace Hog as the 3rd tank.

to be fair anafags are the same but they get their way every single time

This probably has been discussed already but I forgot that it was only Ana, S76 and Sombra that know Reaper is Gabriel. Everyone else seems like Mercy and Rein seem to recognize him immediately so I wonder why don't Tracer and Winston recognize him.

Where are those anafags? I don't see them making forum posts about how ana is too weak?

>Dva shitters still cant grasp the fact they can't be suicidal retards who absorb the entire arsenal of the enemy team and can walk away unscathed

Is it me or is Torb loads better than the community believes? Armor Packs just seem to snowball out of control after he sets up camp.

Tracer and Winston joined at the ass end of Overwatch. It shut down 5 years ago meaning i Tracer joined at 19 she could only serve for 3 years. Not to mention they probably avoided him since he is an edgy fuck and they are positive. And he calls Winston a monkey the edgy cunt.

I am still disappointed that the Recall plotline is being dropped for the Old Soldiers one. Tracer and Winston deserve to be the main characters they embody the main themes much better.

les yay and cuckgorillas?

I dont think its being dropped so much as not paid any attention. Hopefully Chu's promise of more lore is true and we get to tracer and Winston.

Winston isn't a cuck. Gorillas cannot have sexual feelings. And lesbianism is fine when it's two cute girls.

>Gorillas cannot have sexual feelings

shell see use on d side maps junkrat used to get run on, ie dorado first, numbani first, anubis, volskaya last
then aside from that her m2 gives her decent utility on koth like lijiang garden and illios well for meme picks or any of he nepal stages
other than that shes shit, far too easy to counterpick, doesnt work in wide open areas, way too fucking paper in general, especially on offense
the only o side i could really see her working on is hollywood first, m2 is an easy mode cafe shut down

Actually, the research shows that they really don't have sexual urges like humans do.

That's the hope, but I am not holding my breath, I was expecting something to maybe come out when Orisa was released, but then nothing. It's probably going to be Doomfist next and maybe we will get Winstion and Tracer afterwards. it's a shame that the lore is so lackluster especially in comparison to other blizzard games.

They can't. granted Winston is biologically altered so he might be different but he would never act upon such urges since no human women (except tracer and thats platonic love) would love him and he is so intelligentsia compared to other gorillas its tantamount to fucking the mentally disabled.

pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/gorilla/behav

A female will initiate copulation by pursing their lips and slowly approaching a male, establishing prolonged eye contact. If he does not respond she may reach towards him, touch him, or slap the ground in front of her to attract his attention (Sicotte 2001). In groups with multiple males, solicitation is taken as indication of female preference, though females may be coerced to mate with multiple males during the estrus period (Sicotte 2001). A male initiates copulations by approaching the female and displaying at her or touching her and giving a "train grunt" vocalization (Watts 1991).

tl;dr- gorillas soliciting sex

its been 143 days since the last animated short. We need something. First Strike was suppose to be the "big" lore to satiate us for late 2016 and early 2017. But it got cancelled.

That's because they don't have to. A couple of them complained on the forum, and Ana's nerfs were immediately withdrawn.

But with Dva the struggle continues, because devs haven't bothered to even acknowledge the plight.

and if you dont think there are chicks into bestiality, you are mistaken af.

i've gotten same opponent 4 times in a row now in 1v1 arcade

nice alive game you have there blizz

Ana is still being nerfed and D.VA is far from being shit. She's not A tier, but she still works.

Rarely used. Zarya is better, Roadhog has more damage, Rein's a must, D.va can bully, and Winston has mobility. Orisa doesn't fit a role very well except more barriers. She might see more play on 2CP but then your team is really susceptible to dive

>people think that slap on the wrist changes anything

A lot of people play it. Just depends on where you live, and the location of blizz servers to make it easier to find a match.

That long eh? But yeah, with Metzen the lore man gone the rest of the company probably has very little drive to add lore. Can't believe I am actually sad that Metzen is gone.

Considering that the next short or comic is probably Mei, what else would you guys like to see?

I want to see a Lucio short where he seriously takes on Vishkar and finds out some secret about them.

>Ana is still being nerfed
Not really. She can still do everything she has done before.

>she still works
Not really. Dva can't do shit right now. Diving is a death sentance and DPS is sorely lacking.

>probably Mei

Why would that be the case? Honestly curious, did I miss some hint?

I just think since metzen had been with blizz since the beginning he was the reason they put attention into the lore.

I believe Chu is writing a lot of hist and blizz won't put enough money into making comics and shit for him to tell the story since metzen isnt around to convince them to.

I want Symmetra to censor all my porn and only allow me monthly hard light handjobs as my sole sexual relief.

The leak, it was accurate on Lunar New Year and Orisa being next, so it's most likely trustworthy.

Widow.

I want to be Mercy.

>mentions Doomfist but not when he'll be revealed

Yeah money is most likely the reason for the lack of lore. But Chu hasn't really shown yet any progression with the story, so it's a let's wait and see if he can hold his promise. I just don't like his style of constantly setting up hooks for stories and not following through on any of them, he could at least try to string them together. There are avenues he could use, like more text stuff such as the news reports and Mei's Journal.

I want to become good friends with Sombra and go out for ice cream with her.

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They have said several times that when they made the first trailer and numbani they never planned Doomfist to be a hero, they probably are scrambling to try and get something together to make him one to meet the hype.

Will Tracer and Winston get to have naked sleep-overs like Ana and 76?

I wonder the reason why we aren't getting any story is due to the nuking of the First Strike Comic. I wonder if they are taking the time to rewrite the base story and start over.

shut the fuck up nobody give's a shit do you think you are fucking funny or something posting these le epic waifu fantasies or whatever this pathetic shit is even supposed to be

get laid

I don't wanna get laid.
I want a friend to get ice cream with.
Do you wanna go and have ice cream with me, user?

So irritable. Did mommy not give you wankies this month?

>rewrite story
That would imply they have something planned, which I doubt at this point, they really haven't shown any signs that the status quo will ever be changed.